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6751
The Flood / Re: Post to receive an goat
« on: November 25, 2014, 07:58:32 PM »

6752
Gaming / Re: I finally made an inventory.
« on: November 25, 2014, 07:56:23 PM »
skyrim 2 with guns?
More like DOTA 2 meets Leisure Suit Larry.

sounds fun, i'd like to playit

6753
Gaming / Re: I finally made an inventory.
« on: November 25, 2014, 07:54:07 PM »
skyrim 2 with guns?

6754
The Flood / Re: Post to receive an goat
« on: November 25, 2014, 07:52:36 PM »
His Noodliness will bless thee for thine gracious gift of goat.


the only one being blessed is yourself



be careful with #5026, he might be infected


6755
The Flood / Re: Post to receive an goat
« on: November 25, 2014, 07:51:03 PM »
Finally I need something to fuck



although this stallion is a male, your libido will be pleased

Finally

the lord is never impatient with his servants

Now where's my virgins

Oh wait this forum is full of them

aluahabkar

6756
The Flood / Re: Post to receive an goat
« on: November 25, 2014, 07:48:46 PM »
Finally I need something to fuck



although this stallion is a male, your libido will be pleased

Finally

the lord is never impatient with his servants

6757
The Flood / Re: Post to receive an goat
« on: November 25, 2014, 07:47:44 PM »
A goat


as requested




this one is a bit cleaner than most, I hope you are as well

6758
The Flood / Re: Post to receive an goat
« on: November 25, 2014, 07:45:31 PM »
Finally I need something to fuck



although this stallion is a male, your libido will be pleased

6759
The Flood / Re: Post to receive an goat
« on: November 25, 2014, 07:44:30 PM »
Sign me up.


slightly on the expensive side but worth it's price in shekels




careful not to impregnate

6760
The Flood / Post to receive an goat
« on: November 25, 2014, 07:43:09 PM »
allah has blessed us with a good harvest this cycle

Spoiler
YouTube

6762

6763
The Flood / Re: whuts going on?!
« on: November 25, 2014, 07:15:21 PM »
did they make it green for lemy?

6764
The Flood / Re: What's the best way to learn Spanish?
« on: November 25, 2014, 08:49:51 AM »
Mexican prison

6765
The Flood / Re: The stars have aligned
« on: November 24, 2014, 05:59:36 PM »
ALLAH IS NOT A MYTH

6766
The Flood / Re: So I'm at 5063 posts.
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:26:29 AM »
you have unlocked a personal sex slave


Hmm. What does 5063A look like?

this is the base model


What does 5063A look like?

nothing is showing up in our database, perhaps you would like to consult the catalog?

Spoiler
I'll take the one on the right.

i'd reconsider on the goat
you can barely tell it's a goat

oh fuck it might be a black sheep
well?

i'm not gonna loose my job over a simple mislabel, your purchase order of "the one on the right"  is currently being processed

6767
The Flood / Re: So I'm at 5063 posts.
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:23:40 AM »
you have unlocked a personal sex slave


Hmm. What does 5063A look like?

this is the base model


What does 5063A look like?

nothing is showing up in our database, perhaps you would like to consult the catalog?

Spoiler
I'll take the one on the right.

i'd reconsider on the goat
you can barely tell it's a goat

oh fuck it might be a black sheep

6768
The Flood / Re: Jurassic World Teaser Trailer
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:23:02 AM »
face of a nation


6769
The Flood / Re: So I'm at 5063 posts.
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:21:04 AM »
you have unlocked a personal sex slave


Hmm. What does 5063A look like?

this is the base model


What does 5063A look like?

nothing is showing up in our database, perhaps you would like to consult the catalog?

Spoiler
I'll take the one on the right.

i'd reconsider on the goat

 

6770
The Flood / Re: So I'm at 5063 posts.
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:18:01 AM »
you have unlocked a personal sex slave


Hmm. What does 5063A look like?

this is the base model


What does 5063A look like?

nothing is showing up in our database, perhaps you would like to consult the catalog?

Spoiler

6771
The Flood / Re: So I'm at 5063 posts.
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:00:18 AM »
you have unlocked a personal sex slave


Hmm. What does 5063A look like?

this is the base model


6772
The Flood / Re: something is happening but I don't know what
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:56:47 AM »
Just how out of it are you?

I wish I knew. My response to everything IRL right now is "what's happening".
hmmmm.
Do you know your own name?
Address?
City?

TBpls
Sorry Wrong choice of words.
You probably just took some really powerful drugs.
I'd expect you to pass out any second >_>
Take more and it will happen sooner. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That or she'll OD :P
wort?
u wot

1 v 1 me.
Right now.
Rust.
QUICK. SCOPES. ONLY.
Bring it on, scrub.


FOR CANADA!!!!!
*Beats TLosers*
Cheater.
You mad.
>:l
Damn bending hackers.
Just become a Jedi. It's like bending, but cooler.
But then I can't have attachments.
I don't like that...
Those are the fukin' pansy ass Jedi from the RoTE-era. After that they went back to letting you being a human being, cause Luke figured out it's fukin' dumb.
OOOOOOO
YES
Post empire jedi it is!

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT:




KYLE KATARN

But muh thread

KYLE KATARN SAYS "NO"

ENDER SAYS GTFO

CAN YOU STOP FUCKING YELLING?

no u

http://www.text2speech.org/temp/5472d3ff083b9.mp3

http://www.text2speech.org/temp/5472d4584a65b.mp3

http://www.text2speech.org/temp/5472d52934cbf.mp3

>.>

go away dug


surrey it's 2 o cock

Spoiler

dug ned a slep

eet is 1 fer meh.

need slep.

gewd nite dug

gudnit dun let the dugbugs bit

6773
The Flood / Re: So I'm at 5063 posts.
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:56:24 AM »
you have unlocked a personal sex slave


6774
The Flood / Re: something is happening but I don't know what
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:54:38 AM »
Just how out of it are you?

I wish I knew. My response to everything IRL right now is "what's happening".
hmmmm.
Do you know your own name?
Address?
City?

TBpls
Sorry Wrong choice of words.
You probably just took some really powerful drugs.
I'd expect you to pass out any second >_>
Take more and it will happen sooner. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That or she'll OD :P
wort?
u wot

1 v 1 me.
Right now.
Rust.
QUICK. SCOPES. ONLY.
Bring it on, scrub.


FOR CANADA!!!!!
*Beats TLosers*
Cheater.
You mad.
>:l
Damn bending hackers.
Just become a Jedi. It's like bending, but cooler.
But then I can't have attachments.
I don't like that...
Those are the fukin' pansy ass Jedi from the RoTE-era. After that they went back to letting you being a human being, cause Luke figured out it's fukin' dumb.
OOOOOOO
YES
Post empire jedi it is!

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT:




KYLE KATARN

But muh thread

KYLE KATARN SAYS "NO"

ENDER SAYS GTFO

CAN YOU STOP FUCKING YELLING?

no u

http://www.text2speech.org/temp/5472d3ff083b9.mp3

http://www.text2speech.org/temp/5472d4584a65b.mp3

http://www.text2speech.org/temp/5472d52934cbf.mp3

>.>

go away dug


surrey it's 2 o cock

Spoiler

dug ned a slep

6775
The Flood / Re: something is happening but I don't know what
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:51:08 AM »
Just how out of it are you?

I wish I knew. My response to everything IRL right now is "what's happening".
hmmmm.
Do you know your own name?
Address?
City?

TBpls
Sorry Wrong choice of words.
You probably just took some really powerful drugs.
I'd expect you to pass out any second >_>
Take more and it will happen sooner. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That or she'll OD :P
wort?
u wot

1 v 1 me.
Right now.
Rust.
QUICK. SCOPES. ONLY.
Bring it on, scrub.


FOR CANADA!!!!!
*Beats TLosers*
Cheater.
You mad.
>:l
Damn bending hackers.
Just become a Jedi. It's like bending, but cooler.
But then I can't have attachments.
I don't like that...
Those are the fukin' pansy ass Jedi from the RoTE-era. After that they went back to letting you being a human being, cause Luke figured out it's fukin' dumb.
OOOOOOO
YES
Post empire jedi it is!

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT:




KYLE KATARN

But muh thread

KYLE KATARN SAYS "NO"

ENDER SAYS GTFO

CAN YOU STOP FUCKING YELLING?

no u

http://www.text2speech.org/temp/5472d3ff083b9.mp3

http://www.text2speech.org/temp/5472d4584a65b.mp3

http://www.text2speech.org/temp/5472d52934cbf.mp3

6776
The Flood / Re: something is happening but I don't know what
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:45:37 AM »
Just how out of it are you?

I wish I knew. My response to everything IRL right now is "what's happening".
hmmmm.
Do you know your own name?
Address?
City?

TBpls
Sorry Wrong choice of words.
You probably just took some really powerful drugs.
I'd expect you to pass out any second >_>
Take more and it will happen sooner. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That or she'll OD :P
wort?
u wot

1 v 1 me.
Right now.
Rust.
QUICK. SCOPES. ONLY.
Bring it on, scrub.


FOR CANADA!!!!!
*Beats TLosers*
Cheater.
You mad.
>:l
Damn bending hackers.
Just become a Jedi. It's like bending, but cooler.
But then I can't have attachments.
I don't like that...
Those are the fukin' pansy ass Jedi from the RoTE-era. After that they went back to letting you being a human being, cause Luke figured out it's fukin' dumb.
OOOOOOO
YES
Post empire jedi it is!

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT:




KYLE KATARN

But muh thread

KYLE KATARN SAYS "NO"

ENDER SAYS GTFO

CAN YOU STOP FUCKING YELLING?

no u

http://www.text2speech.org/temp/5472d3ff083b9.mp3

6777
The Flood / Re: something is happening but I don't know what
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:43:17 AM »
Just how out of it are you?

I wish I knew. My response to everything IRL right now is "what's happening".
hmmmm.
Do you know your own name?
Address?
City?

TBpls
Sorry Wrong choice of words.
You probably just took some really powerful drugs.
I'd expect you to pass out any second >_>
Take more and it will happen sooner. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That or she'll OD :P
wort?
u wot

1 v 1 me.
Right now.
Rust.
QUICK. SCOPES. ONLY.
Bring it on, scrub.


FOR CANADA!!!!!
*Beats TLosers*
Cheater.
You mad.
>:l
Damn bending hackers.
Just become a Jedi. It's like bending, but cooler.
But then I can't have attachments.
I don't like that...
Those are the fukin' pansy ass Jedi from the RoTE-era. After that they went back to letting you being a human being, cause Luke figured out it's fukin' dumb.
OOOOOOO
YES
Post empire jedi it is!

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT:




KYLE KATARN

But muh thread

KYLE KATARN SAYS "NO"

ENDER SAYS GTFO

CAN YOU STOP FUCKING YELLING?

6778
The Flood / Re: Holy shit Clancy Brown died
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:41:30 AM »
I thought you said Charlie Brown.
Jesus christ....

shocking truth


6779
The Flood / Re: Wallpaper thread?
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:15:00 AM »
I gotta do this shit again?


6780
The Flood / Re: DOWN WITH THE WHITE DEVILS
« on: November 23, 2014, 09:45:02 PM »
I thought blacks couldn't swim

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