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The Flood / Re: dis b our trafikkk stats
« on: December 19, 2014, 03:08:25 PM »
Actually, for November, we had the following:

24,010 sessions.
4,001 unique users.
1.07 million page requests.


oh wao, i didn't expect this to be 100 percent accurate, but it's fun to see

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The Flood / Re: dis b our trafikkk stats
« on: December 19, 2014, 03:04:30 PM »
wait a

dafuq is this?

http://bnet-elitists.boards.net/

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The Flood / dis b our trafikkk stats
« on: December 19, 2014, 03:00:33 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I just had a guy buy $500 worth of cigarettes at work
« on: December 18, 2014, 09:23:40 PM »
looks like he wants to be black on the inside too

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The Flood / Re: I love Deej
« on: December 18, 2014, 05:39:47 PM »
I love how deej has been bombarded to the point where his vague one liners have turned from "cool" to mentally retarded

6518
Serious / Re: EU thinks obesity is now a disability
« on: December 18, 2014, 04:31:08 PM »
it is

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The Flood / Re: If you plug in a rusty adapter to the power...
« on: December 18, 2014, 02:22:57 PM »
I remember one time when my dog was a puppy he pee'd on the power cords under my computer. Then whilst my brother was using the computer we heard a loud noise and a flash from under the desk and the power to the whole room went out. Everything turned out fine however.

was he fully cooked upon consumption?

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Wow, I never knew first contact with extraterrestrials would come so soon

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:42:56 PM »
What would you call the Flintstones if they were all black?

Spoiler
Niggers.

extinct

6522
The Flood / Re: I bet you won't fucking lock this thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:41:58 PM »
I know u won't either

6523
The Flood / Re: StarTrek Gif Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:13:51 PM »

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The Flood / Re: StarTrek Gif Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:12:24 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:05:03 PM »
this one got me banned on Bnut

whats the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Spoiler
I don't rape my sandwich before I eat it

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:57:51 PM »
how long can a black man run?


until the chain tightens

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:54:05 PM »
a priest, a rapist, and a registered sex offender walk into a bar..


he sits down to have drink

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:48:34 PM »
and thus the great mating ritual between kinder and meta begins

can i be the mother


don't you identify as a fetus?

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:45:57 PM »
and thus the great mating ritual between kinder and meta begins

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:36:31 PM »
Tyler Perry?

Who is that?

a dark man that thinks he's funny

here in emerikkka we have something called "black humor" Tyler Perry is at the helm of this disease 

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The Flood / Re: Dark Humour Thread
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:32:15 PM »
Tyler Perry?

6532
why is this good? if he didn't use the gun he would be in heaven right now

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The Flood / Re: We need one of these threads
« on: December 17, 2014, 02:56:11 PM »
these are fokken retarted



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The Flood / Re: a man
« on: December 17, 2014, 12:24:54 AM »

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The Flood / Re: a man
« on: December 17, 2014, 12:20:46 AM »

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The Flood / Re: So I have decided I want to buy a knife...
« on: December 17, 2014, 12:20:08 AM »
I have a Laredo bowie from cold steel, although it was expensive, you get what you payed for and then some


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The Flood / Re: a man
« on: December 17, 2014, 12:17:45 AM »
Both die and I become batman

FUK 2 l8
Thank iz become dug destroyer of worlds

dug is of punish cuz he took shet on my bed sheets

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The Flood / Re: a man
« on: December 17, 2014, 12:13:16 AM »
Both die and I become batman

FUK 2 l8

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The Flood / Re: a man
« on: December 17, 2014, 12:12:51 AM »
if both die will I become batman?

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News / Re: The Forest - Under Siege
« on: December 16, 2014, 11:52:23 PM »
I liked this




and I want more

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