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6421
« on: December 28, 2014, 01:27:47 AM »
Guess the age
fetus
6422
« on: December 28, 2014, 01:22:05 AM »
u kunt kumpete
AYYYYYY LOOKIN GOOD M8!
do my bangs hide the scars?
6423
« on: December 28, 2014, 01:15:16 AM »
6424
« on: December 28, 2014, 01:13:30 AM »
u kunt kumpete
6425
« on: December 28, 2014, 12:46:40 AM »
me
6426
« on: December 28, 2014, 12:32:13 AM »
it's ok my parents never taught me how 2 speak
6427
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:09:42 PM »
how did he get through the cage?
6428
« on: December 26, 2014, 08:19:45 PM »
You don't seem like a very intelligent person
stop denying science you simple boi
6429
« on: December 26, 2014, 08:05:08 PM »
you've hit the goldmine
6430
« on: December 26, 2014, 07:54:02 PM »
6431
« on: December 26, 2014, 07:37:33 PM »
the 2nd coming 
6432
« on: December 26, 2014, 07:35:40 PM »
ah Mitchell
I came in here just to post that.
such a gripping and emotional ending
6433
« on: December 26, 2014, 07:19:47 PM »
ah Mitchell
6434
« on: December 26, 2014, 07:18:36 PM »
I laff at u
begun seten
Little buddy. U need to do your homework.
no homework here
6435
« on: December 26, 2014, 07:14:23 PM »
6436
« on: December 26, 2014, 06:51:47 PM »
what you mean dolma?
i hate dat shet
6437
« on: December 26, 2014, 06:48:56 PM »
fuk this noone wants 2 be a commie with me
6438
« on: December 26, 2014, 06:20:32 PM »
Oh shit, i know that game.
srsly?
6439
« on: December 26, 2014, 06:01:56 PM »
6440
« on: December 26, 2014, 03:11:41 PM »
when are u coming to the jewSA?
6441
« on: December 26, 2014, 03:04:45 PM »
now do you see? 
6442
« on: December 26, 2014, 03:01:34 PM »
I got teh meat for the omlet b0ss
6443
« on: December 26, 2014, 02:40:27 AM »
This isn't so much of a horror story from my perspective as it is a precious fucking childhood memory
First a little back story. My parents, specifically my mother were really invested in tricking my brother and I that those mythological holiday demons (santa, easter bunny, jews) were real. Up until I was around 6 years old I really thought I had concrete proof that Santa raided my house every year on jesus day.
So during one of those magical nights my brother and I took up the mantel of man hunters and made a pact to expose these creatures of myth as fact or fiction. Our first forrays of investigation involved putting a plastic cup by the fireplace only to see it crushed by none other than santa the next morning.
Although that quelled our appetite for the truth for a couple of weeks, we decided to revise the test a bit, at around 4 of clock in the morning on Christmas eve, we lit the fireplace ablaze, rendering any chimney intruder permanently disfigured. If we didn't receive our presents in the morning (which we did) we couled safely conclude that we killed santa. And if Santa hadn't been killed off, it would confirm our initial hypothesis.
TLDR: I proved Santa wasn't real by trying to cremate him
6444
« on: December 26, 2014, 02:14:35 AM »
My new parents
6445
« on: December 26, 2014, 02:10:30 AM »
When I got raped in confession Spoiler surrey OP it's 3 o clok in the mornjnf
6446
« on: December 26, 2014, 02:08:16 AM »
I saw one episode where satan wipes the floor with a bunch of pagan gods
Fuk dat shet
But dug does not come bcz dug is not a God of an earth but of the whole entire universe
Dug is not a god
He just is
Teach me more ò great dugba!
yes my young dugbar Dug has/will always be a constant in and beyond our perceived reality. The term god is mearly used to aid in the human perception of his immense "power" which in itself is entirely subjective depending on one reality's definition of the term. To put it in perspective god like feats such as great floods or cosmic creation are given no more appreciation than a subconscious thought in the theoretical eyes of dug, since he is a static force that views percieved change as part of the equilibrium.
6447
« on: December 26, 2014, 01:55:27 AM »
I saw one episode where satan wipes the floor with a bunch of pagan gods
Fuk dat shet
But dug does not come bcz dug is not a God of an earth but of the whole entire universe
Dug is not a god He just is
6448
« on: December 26, 2014, 01:51:29 AM »
I saw one episode where satan wipes the floor with a bunch of pagan gods
Fuk dat shet
6449
« on: December 26, 2014, 01:35:07 AM »
My brother changed his to the "whitemare" and joined a kkk clan on peggle 2
I met a few KKK clan folk back on Halo 3. Nice fellas.
None of them ever played as the assault class on bf3 I wonder why.....
6450
« on: December 26, 2014, 01:28:52 AM »
My brother changed his to the "whitemare" and joined a kkk clan on peggle 2
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