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The Flood / Re: time lapse of nukes
« on: December 29, 2014, 10:52:17 PM »
Some of Russia's nukes were colossal in radius 0.0
The Tsar Bomb itself was quite fucking ridiculous
This is the estimate on how much devastation the Tsar Bomb would cause if it were to be detonated in a city such as New York.


looks like i'd have some 3rd degree burns

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The Flood / Re: I just cured my hiccups by spitting some foamy spit out
« on: December 29, 2014, 10:16:58 PM »
looks like we gotta old yeller you


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The Flood / Re: time lapse of nukes
« on: December 29, 2014, 09:30:21 PM »
help i'm being oppressed


it's all your fucking fault you whore


you sell yourself to any nation
:c

it's ok, i couldn't resist South Africa's charms either

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The Flood / Re: time lapse of nukes
« on: December 29, 2014, 09:24:06 PM »
This is pretty interesting.

yup

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The Flood / Re: time lapse of nukes
« on: December 29, 2014, 09:19:18 PM »
So much wasted money.

So. Much.


well,


yea

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The Flood / Re: time lapse of nukes
« on: December 29, 2014, 09:15:17 PM »
You mean what does the US have against nature, we covered so much land and water with fucking radiation fallout from all our testing.

no France is the true evil.


but in all seriousness i'm pretty sure the majority of the tests were conducted underground



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The Flood / Re: time lapse of nukes
« on: December 29, 2014, 09:13:30 PM »
help i'm being oppressed


it's all your fucking fault you whore


you sell yourself to any nation

6368
The Flood / Re: Phillip Seymour Hoffman found dead at home
« on: December 29, 2014, 09:07:43 PM »

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The Flood / time lapse of nukes
« on: December 29, 2014, 09:00:07 PM »
YouTube



holy shit what does France have against the pacific




um.. discuss the current state of nukes

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Serious / Re: Obama forces wedding relocated for his golf game
« on: December 29, 2014, 08:55:28 PM »
what's next? Japanese relocation?

this is just a small step in the process of our liberties being stripped like a dirty whore

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The Flood / Re: knights v. snails
« on: December 29, 2014, 08:50:28 PM »
or maybe there were giant fucking snails ravaging the land

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The Flood / Re: You guys have it too?
« on: December 29, 2014, 08:44:36 PM »
Lol only Scotland

Scotland is the epicenter

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The Flood / You guys have it too?
« on: December 29, 2014, 08:34:07 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Chris Pratt found dead at home
« on: December 29, 2014, 08:27:26 PM »
guardians of the galaxy 2 confirmed?

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The Flood / Re: tupac isn't dead
« on: December 29, 2014, 08:17:09 PM »
Tupac sited in the jungles or Argentina


is that a coconut in his pocket or is he just glad to see me


fear not, he has sheathed his blade
I want his nut

you gotta crack the shell to get the juice
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_coconut

Quote
In January 1943, a U.S. Marine was killed in his sleep upon being struck in the head by a falling coconut near Henderson Field on Guadalcanal. He had survived four months of intense combat during the Guadalcanal Campaign and was scheduled to leave the island the following morning. In his history of the Marine Corps, Francis Fox Parry wrote: "To survive four months of bloodshed only to be taken by an unthinking coconut hours before departure is somehow more difficult to accept than being cut down by enemy fire

oh wow
puts it all in perspective

shows who the real enemy is
I've said it before and I'll say it again:

WWIII will be humanity mobbing together to fistfight all remaining plants and animals out of boredom. And general disgust at its random nature.

let's not forget about secret agent orange
I've missed the reference

I sorta jumped the time frame, agent orange was a herbicide the USA used during the Vietnam war to tend the gardens.
   

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The Flood / Re: tupac isn't dead
« on: December 29, 2014, 08:14:12 PM »
Tupac sited in the jungles or Argentina


is that a coconut in his pocket or is he just glad to see me


fear not, he has sheathed his blade
I want his nut

you gotta crack the shell to get the juice
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_coconut

Quote
In January 1943, a U.S. Marine was killed in his sleep upon being struck in the head by a falling coconut near Henderson Field on Guadalcanal. He had survived four months of intense combat during the Guadalcanal Campaign and was scheduled to leave the island the following morning. In his history of the Marine Corps, Francis Fox Parry wrote: "To survive four months of bloodshed only to be taken by an unthinking coconut hours before departure is somehow more difficult to accept than being cut down by enemy fire

oh wow
puts it all in perspective

shows who the real enemy is
I've said it before and I'll say it again:

WWIII will be humanity mobbing together to fistfight all remaining plants and animals out of boredom. And general disgust at its random nature.

let's not forget about secret agent orange

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The Flood / Re: tupac isn't dead
« on: December 29, 2014, 08:10:23 PM »
Tupac sited in the jungles or Argentina


is that a coconut in his pocket or is he just glad to see me


fear not, he has sheathed his blade
I want his nut

you gotta crack the shell to get the juice
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_coconut

Quote
In January 1943, a U.S. Marine was killed in his sleep upon being struck in the head by a falling coconut near Henderson Field on Guadalcanal. He had survived four months of intense combat during the Guadalcanal Campaign and was scheduled to leave the island the following morning. In his history of the Marine Corps, Francis Fox Parry wrote: "To survive four months of bloodshed only to be taken by an unthinking coconut hours before departure is somehow more difficult to accept than being cut down by enemy fire

oh wow
puts it all in perspective

shows who the real enemy is

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever experience the sensation of "wanderlust?"
« on: December 29, 2014, 08:08:59 PM »
I walked to CVS yesterday

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The Flood / Re: tupac isn't dead
« on: December 29, 2014, 08:07:15 PM »
Tupac sited in the jungles or Argentina


is that a coconut in his pocket or is he just glad to see me


fear not, he has sheathed his blade
I want his nut

you gotta crack the shell to get the juice
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_coconut

Quote
In January 1943, a U.S. Marine was killed in his sleep upon being struck in the head by a falling coconut near Henderson Field on Guadalcanal. He had survived four months of intense combat during the Guadalcanal Campaign and was scheduled to leave the island the following morning. In his history of the Marine Corps, Francis Fox Parry wrote: "To survive four months of bloodshed only to be taken by an unthinking coconut hours before departure is somehow more difficult to accept than being cut down by enemy fire

oh wow

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The Flood / Re: You don't have faith in god
« on: December 29, 2014, 08:03:37 PM »
final grade



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The Flood / Re: tupac isn't dead
« on: December 29, 2014, 08:02:39 PM »
Tupac sited in the jungles or Argentina


is that a coconut in his pocket or is he just glad to see me


fear not, he has sheathed his blade
I want his nut

you gotta crack the shell to get the juice

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The Flood / Re: tupac isn't dead
« on: December 29, 2014, 07:59:51 PM »
Tupac sited in the jungles or Argentina


is that a coconut in his pocket or is he just glad to see me


fear not, he has sheathed his blade

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The Flood / Re: Does anyone else go on Atheism Plus?
« on: December 29, 2014, 07:49:18 PM »
sounds like a spiritual diet program

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The Flood / Re: tupac isn't dead
« on: December 29, 2014, 07:31:01 PM »
Tupac sited in the jungles or Argentina


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The Flood / Re: What users would you hang out with in real life?
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:38:41 PM »
Tyger
BasedSnake
Catzilla
Jono
Iberian Husky
Yutaka
Jocephalopod
Cheese Potato

yes please

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The Flood / Re: I have a kitten asleep on my shoulder ama
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:33:31 PM »
did you give the kitten consent?

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The Flood / Re: Just BTFO some dumb feminist (with pictures)
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:26:53 PM »

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The Flood / Re: You meet an old man as you journey along the path
« on: December 29, 2014, 08:09:10 AM »
I'm sick and tired of this chicken shit bullshit.

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Gardeners
« on: December 29, 2014, 01:11:54 AM »

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