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The Flood / Re: Foods/drinks you hate the taste of
« on: January 09, 2015, 09:13:55 AM »
Spice a shit

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The Flood / Re: You walk in your house and find him standing there
« on: January 09, 2015, 09:08:08 AM »
Confiscate his elbow napkin

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Gaming / Re: Games that you love mostly because of nostalgia
« on: January 09, 2015, 12:26:01 AM »
he has sex with broccoli and collects box-tops




seriously though this and freddi fish are nostalgia machines.

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The Flood / Re: Government uses chemicals to create homosexuals?
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:54:19 PM »
don't know why everyone is so skeptical, he fucking opened the juice box and and saw the thin government plastic hiding Satan's hormones



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The Flood / Re: LC IS ONLINE POST SOUTHERN PRIDE
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:26:20 PM »
my south will rise again...


well something of mine down south is definitely rising


we b saying the same thing

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The Flood / Re: Do you ever forget to eat sometimes
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:21:13 PM »
I was never taught how to eat

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The Flood / Re: Anybody fancy writing an essay for me?
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:10:19 PM »
KNEAD

MORE

DOSH

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: LC IS ONLINE POST SOUTHERN PRIDE
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:05:06 PM »
my south will rise again...


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The Flood / Re: The U.S Notes redesigned
« on: January 08, 2015, 12:07:07 PM »
Looks like my stop and shop coupons

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The Flood / Re: Dogruk like this place
« on: January 08, 2015, 12:03:24 PM »
*Dugruk

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Gaming / Re: Bulletstorm
« on: January 08, 2015, 12:02:26 PM »
No money no sequel

It was a fun game tho, I don't think it has any connections to gow

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The Flood / Re: Will we ever conqueer death??
« on: January 07, 2015, 11:06:21 PM »
I read the thread title again, and well............

I just realized, I HAVE conquered death. Not in the physical sense though.
Spoiler
inb4godsnotreal

this is your god now


Wait, that's not dug.

WHAT HERESY IS THIS?


richard dugkins is simply a human interpretation of the holy one


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The Flood / Re: Will we ever conqueer death??
« on: January 07, 2015, 11:03:08 PM »
I read the thread title again, and well............

I just realized, I HAVE conquered death. Not in the physical sense though.
Spoiler
inb4godsnotreal

this is your god now


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The Flood / Re: Will we ever conqueer death??
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:50:14 PM »
I think that death is the one thing we just simply cannot defeat.

Yup, death is always inevitable.

What we can however do, is kick it's fucking ass and live as long as we possibly can.
I say we break out of the universe and demand a refund from God.

Have fun with that, I'll be here :D
Good, me and Psy are gonna go teach this prick a lesson. Peace out, bitches.
Woah woah, where the hell you goin without me?! This is like...
MY MOTHERFUCKIN CALLING

Hop on the rape train, we aint got no breaks.

IT BONGARONG NOW M9s

defek u sey?

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The Flood / Re: Will we ever conqueer death??
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:43:00 PM »
We won't. It's something that we'll never fully understand and "beat", IMO

i'll settle for life extensions

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The Flood / Re: Will we ever conqueer death??
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:34:42 PM »
We can live forever doesn't mean we can't be killed because if somone can't die for shit it would be bad if someone threw ppl into lava <.< just saiyan

you wanna know how to live forever?


Dugbar my god is my drug <3


inhale the holy effigy


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The Flood / Re: Will we ever conqueer death??
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:28:55 PM »
We can live forever doesn't mean we can't be killed because if somone can't die for shit it would be bad if someone threw ppl into lava <.< just saiyan

you wanna know how to live forever?


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The Flood / Re: Will we ever conqueer death??
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:22:34 PM »
I think that death is the one thing we just simply cannot defeat.


idk, it seems like just a matter of time before we can find a way to halt the ageing process, hell some animals are biologically immortal granted they are simple.


although in the grand scheme of things even the immortal have to die at some point

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The Flood / Re: Will we ever conqueer death??
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:17:00 PM »
I wouldn't want to live forever


would you want to extend your life?

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The Flood / Re: Will we ever conqueer death??
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:16:33 PM »
conqueer


all my typos are deliberape 

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The Flood / Will we ever conqueer death??
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:11:25 PM »
don't know if this belongs in serious or not, but I wonder how long it will be before we have drugs that increase lifespan/eliminate ageing all together. I don't know how much progress the field has enjoyed but the thought that we may be a generation behind this shet thoroughly pisses me off.

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The Flood / Re: Group of 4th Grader Attempt to Poison their Teacher
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:54:02 PM »
do you people not realize that the teacher is a human sized pathogen, these kids were saving the earth

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The Flood / Re: theres a ticking in my head
« on: January 07, 2015, 09:51:45 PM »
the extra chromosomes are calling you home

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The Flood / Re: New video by the Ministry of Tourism, Visit London 2015!
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:17:14 PM »
love me some Ugandan pizza police

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The Flood / Re: I let people know my location, and I don't care.
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:14:27 PM »
didn't you say this yourself?
you took that completely out of context

and just so you know, that makes me very angry

i wasn't referring to the revealing of personal information
i was referring to the fact that being as big of a cunt as i was online could hurt my chances of getting employed, which is true

it had nothing to do with revealing my address

I thought it was similar enough, anything linking this account and your personal life could be used against you by anyone insane enough to take what you say to heart.

posting your address doesn't seem like it would discourage the aforementioned response 

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The Flood / Re: FINALLY, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, BATMAN BEGINS!
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:10:03 PM »
atheism coming thru

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: I let people know my location, and I don't care.
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:02:43 PM »
Quote
But now, I've suddenly realized just how wrong that is. How bad that is. How really threatening it could be to my livelihood, as well--I just know there might be one or two extremely vindictive people out there who are willing to ruin my life with the things I've said here, and the things I've posted here. There's a slim chance of that happening, but just knowing the reaction I get whenever I make a thread--people calling me autistic, ugly--it doesn't matter what I say. I've pissed off this community so much, and I've become SUCH a pariah, that I could find the cure for cancer and there would STILL be a few of you who would try to drag my name through the mud some more


didn't you say this yourself?

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Serious / Re: The Fall of Lucifer
« on: January 07, 2015, 03:33:06 PM »
it's almost a metaphor for evolution, which is pretty contradictory depending on how you look at the bible

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Serious / Re: How Hitler's Germany COULD have eclipsed England.
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:00:09 AM »
puten thanks you fro your contributions to the state


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The Flood / wow
« on: January 04, 2015, 10:45:26 PM »
can't trust anyone these days

YouTube

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