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The Flood / Re: You're handed $20,000
« on: January 20, 2015, 07:35:36 PM »
i'd buy a motor home with a sex slave
no sex slave sorry

what if the sex slave was the vehicle




That's two theocrats pissed off, well done.


does the lord look angry?>


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The Flood / Re: You're handed $20,000
« on: January 20, 2015, 07:12:04 PM »
i'd buy a motor home with a sex slave
no sex slave sorry

what if the sex slave was the vehicle

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The Flood / Re: You're handed $20,000
« on: January 20, 2015, 07:09:25 PM »
i'd buy a motor home with a sex slave

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The Flood / Re: Look at this banned xbox commercial
« on: January 20, 2015, 05:51:05 PM »
Look at my banned magnum dong down your throat

frank?

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The Flood / Re: Not sure how to handle this flood :(
« on: January 20, 2015, 03:43:27 PM »
does she enjoy oral?

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The Flood / Re: Defence with a C
« on: January 20, 2015, 03:23:59 PM »
we do?

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The Flood / Re: I'll have you know
« on: January 20, 2015, 02:06:20 PM »
What other kind would there be?



Fokken zen saying the same ting

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The Flood / Re: humanity is a virus
« on: January 20, 2015, 02:04:58 PM »
Whoa whoa whoa, guy, are we viruses or animals?
Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not.

Quote
you humans

No turning back now

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The Flood / Re: Post your questions for the podcast ITT
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:59:40 PM »
Worst injury you've ever recived/dished out



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The Flood / Re: Who do you think has the best avatar(s)
« on: January 19, 2015, 07:53:13 PM »
don't try to steal dug's splendor

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News / Re: Sword Sundays: Katar
« on: January 19, 2015, 02:20:17 PM »
The double bladed one looks very cool, it looks like you could catch your opponents sword in that gap between the blades.

yea i'm pretty sure I mentioned the parrying aspect in the article. In all honesty, it probably wouldn't do a great job in catching a sword blow. It seemed to be more of a interesting showpiece than anything combat worthy

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The Flood / Re: This is the face of beauty
« on: January 19, 2015, 10:41:27 AM »

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The Flood / Re: ALL HAIL THE PELICAN
« on: January 19, 2015, 08:23:09 AM »
birth of the Anti Christ


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The Flood / Re: When the going gets tough.
« on: January 19, 2015, 07:54:50 AM »
heil Heydrich

                                                                                           

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The Flood / Re: Man finds out wife is cheating, live updates about it
« on: January 19, 2015, 07:32:44 AM »
can't wait to see this




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Serious / Re: Does the soul exist?
« on: January 19, 2015, 07:16:38 AM »
do fish go to heven when they die?

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The Flood / Re: House Project Thread
« on: January 18, 2015, 09:53:39 PM »
How are to gonna heat the thang?

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The Flood / Re: El Gato says Meow
« on: January 18, 2015, 09:31:48 PM »
MFW it's Miaow not meow pleb

My cat doesn't make any noise because he's asleep in the backyard
Why are you telling me this?

To ease the pain
I feel no pain when I believe in Dugbah

Dugbar is feel

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The Flood / Re: El Gato says Meow
« on: January 18, 2015, 09:24:13 PM »
MFW it's Miaow not meow pleb

My cat doesn't make any noise because he's asleep in the backyard
Why are you telling me this?

To ease the pain

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The Flood / Re: El Gato says Meow
« on: January 18, 2015, 09:15:59 PM »
MFW it's Miaow not meow pleb

My cat doesn't make any noise because he's asleep in the backyard

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The Flood / Re: Ellen Page out on the town
« on: January 18, 2015, 09:10:10 PM »
She's killed millions

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The Flood / Re: Wouldn't that be great if...
« on: January 18, 2015, 09:01:57 PM »
How would you even talk to anyone?

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The Flood / Re: Alfreb Einstime
« on: January 18, 2015, 08:36:28 PM »
Lady of the night


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The Flood / Re: Alfreb Einstime
« on: January 18, 2015, 08:05:05 PM »
He invented space

He turned his wheelchair into a rocket

He was also solely responsible for the holocaust

He started World War I by having a secret homosexual relationship with Ghandi, a fellow furry.

After harnessing the energy withing ghandi's  flipflop, he befriended both Adolf Hitler and the human torch...

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The Flood / Re: I'm going to shower, AMA
« on: January 18, 2015, 07:59:15 PM »
Remember to masterbate with baby shampoo to avoid penile irritation

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The Flood / Re: I Hit Heroic
« on: January 18, 2015, 07:57:53 PM »
Wellcum to the blue man group

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The Flood / Re: Alfreb Einstime
« on: January 18, 2015, 07:51:25 PM »
He invented space

He turned his wheelchair into a rocket

He was also solely responsible for the holocaust

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The Flood / Re: Alfreb Einstime
« on: January 18, 2015, 07:45:47 PM »
He invented space

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