Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Messages - Jocephalopod

Pages: 1 ... 204205206 207208 ... 279
6153
The Flood / Re: Would you fuck Meghan Trainor?
« on: January 20, 2015, 10:02:50 PM »
jim might

6154
The Flood / Re: You're sitting with a stranger
« on: January 20, 2015, 10:02:17 PM »
yea, i just pull out the steak dinner in my fucking pocket

6155
The Flood / Re: Users with animal avatars
« on: January 20, 2015, 09:59:53 PM »

6156
The Flood / Re: Users with animal avatars
« on: January 20, 2015, 09:59:06 PM »

6157
The Flood / Re: Users with animal avatars
« on: January 20, 2015, 09:55:30 PM »

6158
The Flood / Re: Users with animal avatars
« on: January 20, 2015, 09:46:31 PM »

6159
The Flood / Re: what if we actually came from aardvarks
« on: January 20, 2015, 09:42:23 PM »
Thats how I learned to spell.

YouTube


DW is such a fucking bitch

6160
The Flood / Re: Users with animal avatars
« on: January 20, 2015, 09:40:29 PM »
Do monsters count?

oh fuck,,, i wasn't prepared to make this decision 

6161
The Flood / Re: Users with animal avatars
« on: January 20, 2015, 09:23:07 PM »
U rang?

I used to love Calvin and Hobbes, now it just makes me depressed
why? Because the truths about growing up or what?


yep, and the fact that they're all in purgatory with the devil

6162
The Flood / Re: Users with animal avatars
« on: January 20, 2015, 09:19:41 PM »
It's morphin' time!

Elegiac!

fox force 5
references
pulp fiction


instantly registered

did you know I'd never seen reservoir dogs until last year

I still haven't seen the whole thing...

6163
The Flood / Re: Users with animal avatars
« on: January 20, 2015, 09:18:40 PM »
U rang?

I used to love Calvin and Hobbes, now it just makes me depressed

6164
The Flood / Re: Users with animal avatars
« on: January 20, 2015, 09:17:30 PM »

6166
The Flood / Re: Users with animal avatars
« on: January 20, 2015, 09:12:09 PM »
It's morphin' time!

Elegiac!

fox force 5

6167
The Flood / Re: Users with animal avatars
« on: January 20, 2015, 09:11:46 PM »
This count?

الله أكبر

you cut the snake?                                                                                                                                    رأيت الله في السوبر ماركت

6168
The Flood / Re: Users with animal avatars
« on: January 20, 2015, 09:09:49 PM »

6170
The Flood / Re: Post something funny assholes
« on: January 20, 2015, 09:05:31 PM »
new massage from sadam


6171
The Flood / Users with animal avatars
« on: January 20, 2015, 09:04:35 PM »
cum and unite

6172
The Flood / Re: Picture thread with a twist
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:59:29 PM »

6173
The Flood / Re: what if we actually came from aardvarks
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:53:47 PM »
you become dis niggor


6174
The Flood / Re: Dogs.
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:48:56 PM »
dug knows who to command


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Do the conga longa,

The bells are ringing donga,


wait why the edit?
because I looked up the definition of the word akimbo

and those legs ain't technically akimbo

oh, i'll find a pic to suit the definition

6175
The Flood / Re: Dogs.
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:47:16 PM »
My brother's bulldog puppy runs into my leg repeatedly and trips on stuff.
Spoiler
is she retarded?

i'm being honest here when I say that most "bully" breeds are mentally retarded compared to other dogs. This makes them obedient though.

bulldogs are also kind of top heavy

I admit she's only 5 months old...........but wow.
She literally trips me when I walk. She doesn't walk BESIDE you while holding a toy, she walks diagonally in front of you. So she steps on your feet -__________-

find the bulldog.... lol  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Intelligence_of_Dogs

i might have to take back what i said about the obedience thing, as my experience only comes from pitbulls/staffies  which are pretty average in terms of intelligence


6176
The Flood / Re: Dogs.
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:39:36 PM »
My brother's bulldog puppy runs into my leg repeatedly and trips on stuff.
Spoiler
is she retarded?

i'm being honest here when I say that most "bully" breeds are mentally retarded compared to other dogs. This makes them obedient though.

bulldogs are also kind of top heavy

6177
The Flood / Re: Dogs.
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:38:19 PM »
dug knows who to command


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Do the conga longa,

The bells are ringing donga,


wait why the edit?

6178
The Flood / Re: Dogs.
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:34:01 PM »
dug knows who to command


6179
The Flood / Re: You're handed $20,000
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:23:20 PM »
You may not.

how can you deny this fucking elegance?


6180
The Flood / Re: You're handed $20,000
« on: January 20, 2015, 08:20:49 PM »
I don't care. A car is a car is a car is a car.


may I recommend.....



the hammerhead eagle i-thrust

Pages: 1 ... 204205206 207208 ... 279