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The Flood / Sword SUNDEYS vote #2
« on: January 23, 2015, 03:54:27 PM »
time for another one, i'll be asking for your suggestions next time around

let's decide between Mubarak's toothpick and a roman irritation device


up first is the Iberian/celtic falcata. It's like if an axe cross dressed as a sword
Spoiler

and here we have the Egyptian khopesh. it's like if a sword cross dressed as an axe.
Spoiler

cum, and vote

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voting over

winner: Khopesh

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The Flood / Re: Airports suck
« on: January 23, 2015, 03:21:20 PM »
when you get on the plane, say hi to my friend jack for me

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Serious / Re: Can animals have rights?
« on: January 23, 2015, 03:20:03 PM »
most animals would confiscate an individual's basic human rights in a heartbeat without consciously realizing it. The only right an animal deserves to have is the right to live a natural life and die a natural death.

although I don't really feel sympathetic towards lab rats....

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The Flood / Re: interior crocodile alligator i drive a... wait wut
« on: January 23, 2015, 01:45:10 PM »
SUM ECKLIUSIV SHIT

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: god i fucking love memes
« on: January 23, 2015, 11:34:12 AM »
one more meme an i'll sew you for domestic violins

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The Flood / Seth Rogen's cell phone number
« on: January 23, 2015, 10:27:27 AM »
323 762 5458


such a nice guy

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The Flood / Re: Try this
« on: January 23, 2015, 09:49:40 AM »
kunt resist


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The Flood / Re: So I dialed 911 for a friend who lied to me.
« on: January 23, 2015, 07:15:19 AM »
invite your friend over and beat him to the brink of death so the police can do their job

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The Flood / Re: Runescape memories thread
« on: January 23, 2015, 07:09:46 AM »
the only thing i distinctly remember is my genocide campaign against rats during the tutorial

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who the fuck is this 4chan guy?

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Serious / Re: Mother outraged at "satanic symbol" on school bus
« on: January 22, 2015, 09:04:36 PM »
And a God that needs to be feared, isn't loving.
You need to feel fear every once in a while to truly appreciate the love.


that's why i beat my cat
That's why I beat my girlfriend.

different pussy same results

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Serious / Re: Mother outraged at "satanic symbol" on school bus
« on: January 22, 2015, 08:56:39 PM »
And a God that needs to be feared, isn't loving.
You need to feel fear every once in a while to truly appreciate the love.


that's why i beat my cat

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The Flood / Re: What do you feel about this?
« on: January 22, 2015, 08:53:54 PM »
things could get pretty cringey

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Gaming / Re: > quit ign to start your own thing
« on: January 22, 2015, 08:50:39 PM »
Greg Miller and the fuck bunch are some of the most pathetic gaming "journalists" I've ever seen

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The Flood / Re: Richard Dawkins receives his love letters
« on: January 22, 2015, 01:56:35 PM »
I'm near a Catholic school, and if they excommunicate me for this I won't go to heaven

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The Flood / Re: Vocaroo thread? Vocaroo thread.
« on: January 21, 2015, 09:41:20 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Ryle
« on: January 21, 2015, 09:05:10 PM »
slash in 20 min

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Listens To Gorillaz For The First Time In A Long Time
« on: January 21, 2015, 08:58:21 PM »
did you know that noodle is FUKKKING DEAD

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back the FUK up

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The Flood / Re: Temple Of The Dug
« on: January 21, 2015, 05:15:32 PM »
dug, why have you forsaken me?

dug forsakens no one
but I have followed you since the beginning yet I am not on your sacred list


simply ask dug on all 4s for this gift

and dug shall provide


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The Flood / Re: Temple Of The Dug
« on: January 21, 2015, 05:13:28 PM »
I want to be High Priest and worship dug and his enormous cock.

Dug makes it so


HEIL DUG

dug is raising an earthly army



purge the populace

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The Flood / Re: Temple Of The Dug
« on: January 21, 2015, 05:11:05 PM »
dug, why have you forsaken me?

dug forsakens no one 

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The Flood / Re: Temple Of The Dug
« on: January 21, 2015, 05:07:36 PM »
I want to be High Priest and worship dug and his enormous cock.

Dug makes it so


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The Flood / Re: Sep7abible
« on: January 21, 2015, 05:01:50 PM »
and dug chose a vessel, hath his shite been smelt


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The Flood / Re: Temple Of The Dug
« on: January 21, 2015, 04:48:18 PM »
*pisses on temple doorstep*

piss turns into fertilizer for dug's holy cannabis



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The Flood / Re: New hydrophobic metal invented
« on: January 21, 2015, 12:17:05 PM »
They should give it an African name

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The Flood / Re: Secret thread to remove Cheat and take over Sep7agon
« on: January 21, 2015, 08:03:05 AM »
 I need an weapon

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The Flood / Re: You're walking in the woods.
« on: January 20, 2015, 10:17:34 PM »
I want a stump leg as a pet

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