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« on: September 09, 2016, 08:23:52 AM »
Ellen DeGeneres on the view
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« on: September 08, 2016, 05:06:08 PM »
I've built an EmDrive out of recycled wood with my paralyzed son. Check the front page of Reddit for more details and pics
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« on: September 01, 2016, 01:50:37 PM »
I was usually pretty alone as a child, and so I hung out with some less than favorable characters. When I was young a friend of mine who was a couple years older used to beat me up and hide condoms full of pot inside my ass. One time I got an erection while he was doing it so he called me a faggot and kicked me in the mouth. Eventually one day after school at his house, he has just gotten done slapping my pretty hard because I got another boner this time and he just looked at me for a minute before telling me to stay put and running off somewhere. He came back with some of his sister's dirty clothes and told me to wear them. I didn't want to at first but then he started choking me so I reluctantly complied. He slapped me again and put me on my knees, calling me a faggot and a queer and shouting all kinds of other assorted verbal abuse, then he pulled out his dick and told me to stroke it. Eventually he shoved it in my mouth. At the time I didn't really like it and I gagged a lot. He pulled out and came on his sister's clothes, hitting me some more and telling me that he wasn't "some kind of fucking faggot like you"
Well that went on for a while and each time he made me dress in his sis's dirty laundry, saying that it's all I deserve. I got used tot he treatment. Eventually I maybe even began to look forward to it. One day he pulled out earlier than usual and told me to lay down. I was nervous and hesitated so he shoved me down and pulled his sister's panties down, then threw me over on to my stomach saying that he's not a faggot and he didn't want to see my dick. Well about that time his sister had come home early from her after-school job and proceeded to freak the fuck out at what she saw. She was a rather tall field hockey player and proceeded to beat the shit out of her brother before roughing me up a little bit for her clothes. She must have told her parents too because her brother was sent away to some kind of boarding school for troubled youth or some shit.
Stupid fucking bitch cockblocked me. Fucking cunt.
So yeah, that's the story of why I like to dress up in girl's clothing and suck dick for fun, also why I hate women.
Ok
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« on: September 01, 2016, 08:36:06 AM »
I guess the pig is useful
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« on: August 30, 2016, 08:25:54 PM »
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« on: August 30, 2016, 12:11:34 PM »
I know for a fact your driver instructor has a license.
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« on: August 29, 2016, 03:50:56 PM »
wow i can't wait
we will see a new story on the large screen in the theater
I cannot wait for this event!!!
i want to see this movie in the cinema what i go to for watching film when it premieres at release date
\ you may as well purchase popcorn and popcorn accessories at said cinema and then sit upon a seat in the area in which the new film is being aired for a certain amount of western currency with a competitive world value.
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« on: August 29, 2016, 03:43:40 PM »
wow i can't wait
we will see a new story on the large screen in the theater I cannot wait for this event!!!
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« on: August 29, 2016, 03:37:55 PM »
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« on: August 25, 2016, 01:58:22 PM »
I'm actually female but it makes things difficult on the internet so I keep it hush hush
Then who's dick was that?
My dad stole my phone
He's hung like a ๐
Doubles
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« on: August 25, 2016, 01:56:50 PM »
I'm actually female but it makes things difficult on the internet so I keep it hush hush
Then who's dick was that?
My dad stole my phone
He's hung like a ๐
He gives me the ๐ every week
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« on: August 25, 2016, 01:49:23 PM »
I'm actually female but it makes things difficult on the internet so I keep it hush hush
Then who's dick was that?
My dad stole my phone
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« on: August 25, 2016, 01:42:21 PM »
I'm actually female but it makes things difficult on the internet so I keep it hush hush
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« on: August 20, 2016, 12:23:54 PM »
9 lives was a great movie
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« on: August 16, 2016, 03:06:16 PM »
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« on: August 16, 2016, 08:03:49 AM »
I gotta shitload of manofmyth posts from Bnet saved
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« on: August 14, 2016, 05:32:41 PM »
I wasn't aware I had to be a certain age to know shit.
you dont, but i just dont believe that you had enough time to be a street faring junkie who regularly gets in brawls, rehabilitate and recover from that lifestyle, and become a relatively functioning human being
all by the time you were 14
I didn't regularly get into brawls. They were few but they were real. And I never said I did fully rehabilitate and recover. Drugs are still a huge part of my life and it's something I'm still struggling with now. I only really did heroin about two times so I probably should have used a different example like Adderall.
remember my first time shooting up. Helped lower my heart rate right after beating 3 mma practitioners in their own gym. ever hear of the Olympic athlete Steven Segal?
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« on: August 14, 2016, 05:24:33 PM »
i remember meeting desty irl and when he spoke it was as if the tetris blocks within my mind converged into a universal truth.
powerful force. Don't FUCK with this man
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« on: August 13, 2016, 10:31:45 AM »
Yup
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« on: August 11, 2016, 06:53:26 PM »
Holy shit reminds me of the time I switched phone providers and this huge Lebanese guy from AT&T punched a hole through my back door and beat my mother's neck with a weighted briefcase
oh sorry that was me
Oh ok
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« on: August 11, 2016, 06:16:14 PM »
Holy shit reminds me of the time I switched phone providers and this huge Lebanese guy from AT&T punched a hole through my back door and beat my mother's neck with a weighted briefcase
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« on: August 11, 2016, 12:57:38 PM »
My main boi 
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« on: August 09, 2016, 09:47:52 AM »
Tfw gf shoots you in the kneecap and tries to drown the mother in a tub of liquid plumr
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« on: August 08, 2016, 12:54:18 AM »
I'm going to be an astronaut firefighter and jeweler when I grow up
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« on: August 08, 2016, 12:43:42 AM »
Report him to the police
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« on: August 07, 2016, 06:35:41 PM »
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« on: August 07, 2016, 11:35:52 AM »
Ender b stealing the communion wine and getting plastered with Korean dock workers
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« on: August 06, 2016, 09:29:10 PM »
oh shit
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« on: August 06, 2016, 01:19:30 PM »
good thread haha
Aha oh so very kind!
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« on: August 05, 2016, 10:46:36 PM »
What kinda music does Jocephalopod listen to?
Well it is the summer, so Mac Demarco's 2nd album usually finds itself playing in someone else's playlists during car rides to the beach. it's fun stuff tho
Always been into Aesop Rock's work.. find his older stuff to be a bit harder to digest so been listening to that a bit.
Blue note jazz artists like Joe Henderson during late barbecues or just trying to doze off... Somber goys like Chris (((Cohen))) and Charlie Hilton's most recent album are good sleppy time music.
I've learned to like a bit of primus's shit 2 some of it is good road trip music. Papadosio has a few song I enjoy and been relistenin to porcupine tree and Mr bungle along with seals and crofts summer breeze album. Some good stuff on there.
what else.... Uhh unspoken heard makes some good study music if u mix in some chill wave shit to keep things moving. Steely Dan is also fun. Aja is a good album
Friends of mine like to blast life of Pablo n shit so I've heard that buncha times... And a female friend I tried to get with was rlly into Grimes and although I'm not a fan of her newer albums the first one is p interesting.
Dad music like (((Billy Joel))) is p calming... The internet.. RTJ, psychedelic furs have some good songs. Thelonius monk is a good goy tears for fear and Duran Duran are nice to listen 2 dab of Ultravox... Daddy liked sisters of mercy Bahaus and the mission so Im partial to them by extension gorillaz and new order are always interesting
This is getting 2 long so I'm just gonna stop
I always confuse Tears for Fears songs for Genesis.
I could see why that happens
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