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The Flood / Re: Once We Have A Female President
« on: February 02, 2015, 05:04:19 PM »
the first bitch

5942
The Flood / Re: am i a bad person
« on: February 02, 2015, 04:44:53 PM »

5943
The Flood / Re: So I went to the museum
« on: February 02, 2015, 04:42:30 PM »
I'm laughing so hard

this isn't funny, our children are being exposed to this satanic garbage

5944
The Flood / Re: So I went to the museum
« on: February 02, 2015, 04:39:13 PM »
oh shith, why are the pictures so huge?

5945
The Flood / Re: Best YouTuber of all time
« on: February 02, 2015, 04:32:11 PM »
penguinz0 and a few others

a lot of youtubers and the culture that surrounds them are complete dog shit 

5946
The Flood / Re: So I went to the museum
« on: February 02, 2015, 04:19:50 PM »
"What dinosaur is this?"

Kek.


must be a negrosaurus


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The Flood / Re: So I went to the museum
« on: February 02, 2015, 04:16:06 PM »
You lay down so many truth bombs.


god never lies

5948
The Flood / So I went to the museum
« on: February 02, 2015, 04:07:23 PM »
What a fucking hall of lies

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

a shame really

5949
The Flood / Re: I have to give Microsoft credit
« on: February 02, 2015, 03:06:21 PM »
Sorry OP, but if that qualifies as good music then you have shit taste.

Likely made specifically for the ad. That's why you can't find it.

This is why you are muted, because I don't give a fuck what you think.

well shit.. i just got done fixing windows 8



I run ClassicShell too.

classic shell is my cocaine

5950
The Flood / Re: dude bro's be like
« on: February 02, 2015, 01:41:52 PM »
YouTube



the solution for humanity

5951
The Flood / Re: Whatever picture is below your post
« on: February 02, 2015, 01:31:41 PM »

5952
The Flood / Re: My dog is dreaming.
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:46:22 PM »
he's being raped by the spirit of dug

5953
can you handle his holy mass?

5954
The Flood / Re: What do you guys think of my new flight plan?
« on: February 02, 2015, 10:56:17 AM »
did you file it with the agency?

5955
Serious / Re: Bongistan: 1 Burgerclaps: 0
« on: February 02, 2015, 10:48:42 AM »
are they going to make a British sniper movie?

5956
The Flood / Re: I have to give Microsoft credit
« on: February 02, 2015, 09:01:40 AM »
well shit.. i just got done fixing windows 8


5957
The Flood / Re: Remember this?
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:50:55 AM »
holu fuck all this nostalgia

I used to love those eyewitness things, I still remember that fucking cheeki skeleton episode

YouTube


anyone play pajama sam?




5958
The Flood / Re: Valentine's Day on Sep7agon
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:29:05 AM »
we post porn because the people in those films love each other

5959
Gaming / Re: No Man's Sky Release date may be in June.
« on: February 01, 2015, 08:45:59 AM »
I don't remember hearing the devs talk about a release date.... don't know if this article is legit

5960
The Flood / Re: It's nine o'clock on a saturday
« on: January 31, 2015, 11:32:03 PM »
he says "son can you play me a memory, I'm not really sure you're a hoe... but your style is fleet and i'm here for the meat as I proceed to take of my clothes

5961
muh ansible?

5962
The Flood / Re: ITT We Summarize Our Day With Greentext
« on: January 29, 2015, 11:12:37 PM »
Fuck I already wrote a serious bit about this on skype...


>beame

>go to get tiles for kitchen

>not tiles but the stone thing

>the counter top

>go to NY china town to meat oriental mafia granite seller

>walking in filth to warehouse 

>3 Asian guys come up

>one has camera

>fuk

>it's a social experiment.exe

>1st boi starts recording

>2nd drops to his knees

>looks like he wants to suck me off

>b in shok/secretly aroused

>can't be gay in a public setting

>kick him away like dog in south america

>1st goy starts screaming in foreign tongue for kicking street dog

>dazed and confusaded

>third street dog sneaks up behind me

>jj abrams still yelling wit camera 

>3rd guy bites me below the ass cheek on my inner thigh

>HOLUFUK

>almost go into shock

>brady bunch runs away

>lying on the floor

>cooki cutter shark hickie

>go to doctor

>clean the aids off wound

>still don't have my fucking counter top

5963
The Flood / Re: Post cool cakes
« on: January 29, 2015, 09:36:18 PM »
beam me up scutty

YouTube

5964
no country for old balls

old balls

black balls down



ummm that's all i got for now

5965
oh boy, time to get editing



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The Flood / Re: Atheists of Sep7agon
« on: January 29, 2015, 08:04:46 PM »
flay?

As in the ol' peel off their skin/hide? Or something else?

yes

5967
RON PAUL'S LITTOL BITCH

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The Flood / Re: Make SFW Porn
« on: January 29, 2015, 05:11:34 PM »
9:25 gets me hard
YouTube



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The Flood / Re: Atheists of Sep7agon
« on: January 29, 2015, 03:32:31 PM »
I'm not an atheist but I heavily dislike Mormonism. It warps peoples minds immensely and it's all-around really fucked up.

I'm member of the Dudeist faith FYI.


for reel?

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The Flood / Re: Atheists of Sep7agon
« on: January 29, 2015, 03:32:06 PM »
I flay dug


dug has become your own personal heroin


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