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The Flood / Re: My inner cave man is calling
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:49:19 PM »
You hit rocks with rocks until it looks like a tool.
I need rope.. and I live in a desert.. : (
Just buy paracord.
No! I want all resources pulled directly from nature

Bush roots wound into rope.
I tried that, but as I started to wrap it around a stick, it would break. And the stuff is alive too.

Use ur hair
If only I had woman length hair! Damn it! xD

I know an animal's stomach makes a good bag.

Kill the family pet, harvest the resources

5792
The Flood / Re: My inner cave man is calling
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:46:20 PM »
You hit rocks with rocks until it looks like a tool.
I need rope.. and I live in a desert.. : (
Just buy paracord.
No! I want all resources pulled directly from nature

Bush roots wound into rope.
I tried that, but as I started to wrap it around a stick, it would break. And the stuff is alive too.

Use ur hair

5793
Can't read the article right now, as long as this doesn't effect guns going into the wrong hands it's fine

5794
The Flood / Re: Pray with my, brothers of the Islamic State.
« on: February 16, 2015, 10:08:23 AM »
The holy union has been made, the western swine will cower in fear as dugbar's devine fecal rains down on the infidels


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The Flood / Re: I drank 2 Monster Energy Drinks this year
« on: February 13, 2015, 04:21:00 PM »
0

5796
The Flood / Re: Ever go to any concerts?
« on: February 13, 2015, 02:07:47 PM »
I had to go to a creed concert

5797
The Flood / Re: Proof of Jesus Christ
« on: February 12, 2015, 11:26:20 PM »
video evidence of Jesus Christ

YouTube





but honestly, he was probably a real guy
Damn, you can see them on the edge of their seat looking for some cotton to pick while they sing.

the struggle lives on


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The Flood / Re: Proof of Jesus Christ
« on: February 12, 2015, 11:18:41 PM »
video evidence of Jesus Christ

YouTube





but honestly, he was probably a real guy

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The Flood / Re: Chocolate gives me nightmares
« on: February 12, 2015, 09:42:44 PM »
it's because every night before you went to bed, your family was raped by a gang of Reese's Pieces

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The Flood / Re: Compliment Thread
« on: February 12, 2015, 09:15:59 PM »
hmm what can I say, you've always been a fungi in this commune, keep up the good work

Eyyyy

Don't tell anyone >.> but you're one of my favorite members here

One of the few, I would actually consider my friend

I always get a laugh out of your shit and I like how you never take anything too far

You're lighthearted and look on the funny side of things

It's a nice pace to walk at

<3 you bro

huehuheu, hard to not get hit with the drama stick these days

I can safely say the same of you as well, ya dun good m8

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The Flood / Re: Compliment Thread
« on: February 12, 2015, 09:05:54 PM »
hmm what can I say, you've always been a fungi in this commune, keep up the good work

5802
The Flood / Re: Gamestop training video: Women
« on: February 12, 2015, 08:18:14 PM »
does game stop offer any games for my iPhone console?

5803
The Flood / Re: SKREEEEEE
« on: February 12, 2015, 08:15:53 PM »
LOL WHAT A FAG



Ikr, to throw your life away like that rather than to die in glorious service of the emperor.

Disgraceful.

he was the squad's human toilet for a reason

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The Flood / Re: SKREEEEEE
« on: February 12, 2015, 08:11:20 PM »
LOL WHAT A FAG


5805
The Flood / Re: My sister just came out of the closet.
« on: February 12, 2015, 07:50:51 PM »
how did your sis get out of the closet if she was already dead?

5806
Serious / Re: Do souls, if they exist, have measurable weight?
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:28:55 PM »
pathetic 

5807
The Flood / Re: I knew it was bad, but dude...
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:15:59 PM »
Fanfiction.net?

5808
The Flood / Re: If love is more important than life...
« on: February 12, 2015, 05:06:28 PM »
if love is more important than life, necrophilia is the answer

5809
The Flood / Re: DRAW THREAD, SHITHEADS
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:19:42 AM »
can dug take part in this Picasso esque shitfest?

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The Flood / Re: Who is the best tsun on this site
« on: February 11, 2015, 10:58:10 PM »
When I was 10 I told my retarded neighbor I can't hang out with him because I died

He believed me and never came over again

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The Flood / Re: Is anyone on this site prone to seizures?
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:45:59 PM »

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The Flood / Re: If you were born in 1997
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:36:04 PM »
I don't understand these Marky Mark memes but I like them.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Wahlberg
Quote
At 16, Wahlberg approached a middle-aged Vietnamese man named Thanh Lam on the street and, using a large wooden stick, knocked him unconscious while calling him "Vietnam fucking shit".
This is amazing.

did you see his new film?

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Drawing Project Brainstorming Help
« on: February 11, 2015, 07:49:06 PM »
If sexual tension is what you're looking for, draw Putin in heat

5814
The Flood / Re: Give me drink ideas
« on: February 11, 2015, 07:44:46 PM »
Iced tea and skittles

I call it Ferguson Fluid

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The Flood / Re: How tall are you?
« on: February 11, 2015, 06:12:05 PM »
6'12


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The Flood / Re: Why do most of you follow science over religion?
« on: February 11, 2015, 04:23:33 PM »
Science is all bullshit. Prove science real. Go ahead. If you can, I'll become an edgy atheist.


god used an science to make the world
I went to the stock market and did a business.

you made a shit?

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The Flood / Re: Why do most of you follow science over religion?
« on: February 11, 2015, 04:09:27 PM »
Science is all bullshit. Prove science real. Go ahead. If you can, I'll become an edgy atheist.
YouTube


fucking magnets....

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The Flood / Re: You are now your own avatar
« on: February 11, 2015, 03:05:52 PM »
you are all fucked

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The Flood / Re: Why do most of you follow science over religion?
« on: February 11, 2015, 02:11:02 PM »
Science is all bullshit. Prove science real. Go ahead. If you can, I'll become an edgy atheist.


god used an science to make the world

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