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The Flood / Re: Do you have any "unpopular opinions"?
« on: February 19, 2015, 07:01:53 PM »
Jesus was a jew

WW2 never happened

WWE is real

Having sex and masturbating without genitals is pointless


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Gaming / Re: Halo 5: Guardians - Live Action Teaser Image
« on: February 19, 2015, 11:44:37 AM »
An Halo?


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Gaming / Re: Halo: Reach game night sign-up!
« on: February 19, 2015, 02:26:20 AM »
Friday u hoe

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The Flood / Re: A message to faggots.
« on: February 19, 2015, 02:22:20 AM »
How was your day today deci?

YOU NEVER ASK ME HOW I'VE BEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!   :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

you've been under surveillance for quite sometime

.............what? Did I do good?

Why don't you ask the untold number of homeless vermin you've purged from this world..

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The Flood / Re: A message to faggots.
« on: February 19, 2015, 02:17:51 AM »
How was your day today deci?

YOU NEVER ASK ME HOW I'VE BEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!   :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

you've been under surveillance for quite sometime

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The Flood / Re: A message to faggots.
« on: February 19, 2015, 02:13:07 AM »
How was your day today deci?

Pretty good. My replacement iPhone arrived today. It works.

kool, I just traded in my old iPhone 4 for a galaxy 5, minus the rising phone radiation it's been a good switch

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The Flood / Re: Tell the fellas, make it understood
« on: February 19, 2015, 02:09:42 AM »
I'm not crying


My eyes are just sweaty

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The Flood / Re: I'd like to tell you
« on: February 19, 2015, 02:07:02 AM »
So Idi Amin is the father?

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The Flood / Re: A message to faggots.
« on: February 19, 2015, 02:05:06 AM »
How was your day today deci?

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The Flood / Re: School is fucking stupid.
« on: February 19, 2015, 01:27:05 AM »
How far apart are your eyes?

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The Flood / Re: Why are they called Sandcrawlers?
« on: February 19, 2015, 01:25:06 AM »
Stop spoiling Ghostbusters for me
The only one spoiling Ghostbusters is yourself

Did u just pull a camnator?

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The Flood / Re: Enough with the spam threads already.
« on: February 19, 2015, 01:24:32 AM »
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Porches?
Porterhouses?
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If you just click the link it'll send you directly to my Russian distributor, his code name is testos-tyrone and he has a b-This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden.

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The Flood / Re: Why are they called Sandcrawlers?
« on: February 19, 2015, 01:20:17 AM »
Stop spoiling Ghostbusters for me

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The Flood / Re: Enough with the spam threads already.
« on: February 19, 2015, 01:18:30 AM »
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The Flood / Re: In this thread, I give you an evaluation.
« on: February 18, 2015, 09:53:47 PM »
How's it feel to know your brother gets the white meat on thanksgiving?


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The Flood / Re: Activate you avatar powers but don't use them
« on: February 18, 2015, 09:48:31 PM »
If you make me do this... the universe will cry

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The Flood / Re: why do you have your avatar
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:21:36 PM »
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler

Dug, the forum diety has a few worshippers here. Why did I choose such an avatar? I think the original image captures the blissful ignorance of dogs nicely, the thing also looks stoned out of it's mind.. which gave rise to the 2nd iteration. The third one on rotation is a thanksgiving themed pic I forgot to take off.

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The Flood / Re: it's my birthday in two months
« on: February 18, 2015, 01:30:46 AM »

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The Flood / Re: it's my birthday in two months
« on: February 18, 2015, 01:24:07 AM »
This one time I thought my mom got me lasagna for my Bday, but it was really spaghetti
Mama's spaghetti?

Already?

Yeah. Weak stomach huh?

Idk why, on the inside I was calm and ready

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The Flood / Re: it's my birthday in two months
« on: February 18, 2015, 01:19:35 AM »
This one time I thought my mom got me lasagna for my Bday, but it was really spaghetti
Mama's spaghetti?

Already?

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The Flood / Re: it's my birthday in two months
« on: February 18, 2015, 01:17:20 AM »
This one time I thought my mom got me lasagna for my Bday, but it was really spaghetti

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The Flood / Re: I also like my women how I like my coffee
« on: February 17, 2015, 07:36:11 PM »
Originating from Ethiopia?

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever considered a Bong Water enema?
« on: February 17, 2015, 04:56:58 PM »
I know a man for the job.
YouTube


New and Improved

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: What happened to the Aquaman movie?
« on: February 17, 2015, 12:27:50 PM »
Aquaman choked on a stray plastic bag off the coast of India

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The Flood / Re: Am I pretty yet mommy?
« on: February 17, 2015, 12:25:42 PM »
Jim?

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Add me at Tumor_Rising on AOL

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The Flood / Re: Things you would do to a 1911?
« on: February 17, 2015, 10:36:20 AM »
Bayonet

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The Flood / Re: Oldfag test
« on: February 17, 2015, 01:31:37 AM »
Kitchen #8 nigga
It shocks me how you post here after I say thy name of our greatness

It's 2:30 am but one can never rest for dug

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The Flood / Re: Oldfag test
« on: February 17, 2015, 01:23:37 AM »
Kitchen #8 nigga

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The Flood / Re: My inner cave man is calling
« on: February 16, 2015, 07:29:25 PM »
You hit rocks with rocks until it looks like a tool.
I need rope.. and I live in a desert.. : (
Just buy paracord.
No! I want all resources pulled directly from nature

Bush roots wound into rope.
I tried that, but as I started to wrap it around a stick, it would break. And the stuff is alive too.

Use ur hair
If only I had woman length hair! Damn it! xD

I know an animal's stomach makes a good bag.

Kill the family pet, harvest the resources

Even the dogs??

If they are not worthy avatars of our Lord

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