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5731
« on: February 21, 2015, 10:06:56 AM »
I have a bearded dragon, but I've always thought the Armadillo girdled lizard was cool, so is the one you posted. I think a blue-tongued skink would be cool too
Holy shut that's weird
They have a good temperament though. And they're fat, so pretty cute.
they do seem pretty cute, are lizards smart? I might get one if I have the time
5732
« on: February 21, 2015, 10:02:40 AM »
I have a bearded dragon, but I've always thought the Armadillo girdled lizard was cool, so is the one you posted. I think a blue-tongued skink would be cool too
Holy shut that's weird
5733
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:55:35 AM »
This should be the most obvious one.
An armadillo girdled lizard.
What do those lizards eat?
I'm guessing you'd feed them Locusts, Mealworms, and Crickets. Maybe Waxworms and a pinkie for a treat.
my brother and I had pet iguanas that we fed salad, his iguana ended up eating mine. I guess the salad was shit
Nah, those guys like veggies but they have to eat bugs and stuff, too. I guess one of them got real bad cravings and decided he'd eat his bro.
Yea, he was around 2 feet bigger, so it must have been a logical thing to do
5734
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:49:00 AM »
This should be the most obvious one.
An armadillo girdled lizard.
What do those lizards eat?
I'm guessing you'd feed them Locusts, Mealworms, and Crickets. Maybe Waxworms and a pinkie for a treat.
my brother and I had pet iguanas that we fed salad, his iguana ended up eating mine. I guess the salad was shit
5735
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:41:16 AM »
This should be the most obvious one.
An armadillo girdled lizard.
What do those lizards eat?
5736
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:38:55 AM »
I don't think that counts as a person You're in the clear
5737
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:28:54 AM »
I usually don't care for reptilians but imagine having this chubby shit around.  Also, don't post black people
5738
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:16:29 AM »
Having eyes and cheeks is indeed a dead give-away for being a shapeshifting reptilian.
This prophet of Satan has both of those features 
5739
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:09:32 AM »
5740
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:03:18 AM »
I can't identify with any characters.
what about Irish people
I'm assuming OP is referring to fictional characters, not real people.
The Irish are jews in disguise and thus, not real people
You mean to say I'm a shapeshifting reptilian too?
Don't believe in those conspiracy theories, you are the spawn of satanic copulation
5741
« on: February 21, 2015, 08:59:45 AM »
I can't identify with any characters.
what about Irish people
I'm assuming OP is referring to fictional characters, not real people.
The Irish are jews in disguise and thus, not real people
5742
« on: February 21, 2015, 08:50:00 AM »
Tony the tiger + Eeyore from whinnie the shit
5743
« on: February 21, 2015, 08:25:05 AM »
I have a detailed confession from that incest guy on bnet, I'm forgetting his name though...
5744
« on: February 20, 2015, 09:32:11 PM »
When is this happening
About 15 minutes from now >.>
Shiet, how long are u guys playing? I'm working rite nao
Still going on right now.
Alright I'm back u guys still playing
5745
« on: February 20, 2015, 06:22:19 PM »
When is this happening
About 15 minutes from now >.>
Shiet, how long are u guys playing? I'm working rite nao
5746
« on: February 20, 2015, 05:04:21 PM »
When is this happening
5747
« on: February 20, 2015, 11:25:34 AM »
Ivory 
5748
« on: February 20, 2015, 11:23:09 AM »
5749
« on: February 20, 2015, 11:11:30 AM »
Now you won't miss when taking a piss
5750
« on: February 20, 2015, 10:34:23 AM »
This Aquaman looks like he's never seen water in his life
5751
« on: February 20, 2015, 10:30:00 AM »
Ford Fiesta
5752
« on: February 20, 2015, 10:26:27 AM »
That first pic perfectly describes Charlie after divorce
5753
« on: February 20, 2015, 10:21:07 AM »
10 years ago I was -6
HAIL THE MIGHTY DUGBAR WHO HAS EXISTED FOR ETERNITY THROUGH NEGATIVE AGE
Hop in the time machine NIGGER
FUCK
Never fly Malaysia
5754
« on: February 20, 2015, 10:16:36 AM »
They give you one shot for each letter of the alphabet
5755
« on: February 20, 2015, 10:15:14 AM »
10 years ago I was -6
HAIL THE MIGHTY DUGBAR WHO HAS EXISTED FOR ETERNITY THROUGH NEGATIVE AGE
Hop in the time machine NIGGER
5756
« on: February 20, 2015, 10:04:30 AM »
10 years ago I was -6
5757
« on: February 19, 2015, 09:39:20 PM »
my mom said he went to live on a farm with all his relatives.
confirmed, he died
No, he's on the farm
On the farm with Colin?
Is that from the wolf of Wallstreet?
5758
« on: February 19, 2015, 09:32:06 PM »
my mom said he went to live on a farm with all his relatives.
confirmed, he died
No, he's on the farm
5759
« on: February 19, 2015, 09:09:04 PM »
Not really a bullying story, but I once knew this scumbag who impersonated kids with diseases so people would feel bad for him, one day I saw him walking around doing his usual act, I decided to do what every one of his victims dreamed of and forced him to eat a disgusting snickers bar I found on the courtyard.
he got all worried after I let go of his fatass neck and pulled out a heroin needle disguised as a pen, confirming my initial suspicion that he was on drugs. I wrestled the pen from his hand and kicked him away, not wanting him to OD. He got all panicky and started shaking violently before falling to the floor. If I knew he would of have a relapse, I might have given his pen back. I got kind of freaked out and ran back in for lunch.
I never saw the kid again, so I figured I scared him off for good, my mom said he went to live on a farm with all his relatives. Good riddance
5760
« on: February 19, 2015, 07:07:21 PM »
Having sex and masturbating without genitals is pointless
Hail Dugbar.
MOSHALLAHDUGBAR
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