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The Flood / Re: I'm Literally Crying
« on: February 22, 2015, 10:01:42 PM »
did birdman win anything?? i'm related to one of the writers
It had a crap-ton of nominations but I can't remember if it actually won any or not. lol

FUK

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The Flood / Re: I'm Literally Crying
« on: February 22, 2015, 09:54:35 PM »
did birdman win anything?? i'm related to one of the writers

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The Flood / Re: Let's separate this forum into two categories
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:17:20 PM »
20.5

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And then the final encounter with the orchestrator of this nightmare....

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: what do you call the place you always go to urinate
« on: February 22, 2015, 03:27:45 PM »
when i was little i thought "lavatory" was "laboratory"

and i was like "why would you go to a laboratory to use the bathroom"

So u could use the microscope to see ur penis

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The Flood / Re: what do you call the place you always go to urinate
« on: February 22, 2015, 03:22:03 PM »
The face of a thirsty African

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The Flood / Re: 4chan vs Fox News vs Bronies
« on: February 22, 2015, 03:16:32 PM »
Isn't that gif from its always sunny?

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The Flood / Re: Intooo the fraaaaay!
« on: February 22, 2015, 03:07:13 PM »
*Korean War flashbacks*

Spoiler


I was going to post that.... but I've done it before a bit 2 much

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The Flood / Re: Intooo the fraaaaay!
« on: February 22, 2015, 02:31:39 PM »
*Korean War flashbacks*


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The Flood / Re: I just made my mother shit herself
« on: February 22, 2015, 02:27:56 PM »
You missed the opportunity to stab your mother in the back as a social experiment

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The Flood / Re: Fucking gook just took my kid's bike
« on: February 22, 2015, 01:46:15 PM »
If this was a bird watching forum..

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The Flood / Re: My brother came home drunk last night.
« on: February 22, 2015, 01:37:21 PM »
then 2 girls they invited.
strayt buttsox

I dunno. Maybe.
I didn't exactly ask.......I was too busy watching him call the dog drunk

The dog wasn't drunk, the animal has transcended into a higher plane of existence

Then is she just playing dumb? Because she is quite the retardug

It's a bulldog rite?

Pit-bull
Spoiler
I failed to clarify the type of bulldog last time.
am retarded

Pit bulls aren't bulldogs, although they are a "bully" breed.

My pitbull is retarded as shit, but at least he listens

Kinda like Lenny from of mice and men

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The Flood / Re: My brother came home drunk last night.
« on: February 22, 2015, 01:32:05 PM »
then 2 girls they invited.
strayt buttsox

I dunno. Maybe.
I didn't exactly ask.......I was too busy watching him call the dog drunk

The dog wasn't drunk, the animal has transcended into a higher plane of existence

Then is she just playing dumb? Because she is quite the retardug

It's a bulldog rite?

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The Flood / Re: My brother came home drunk last night.
« on: February 22, 2015, 01:29:23 PM »
then 2 girls they invited.
strayt buttsox

I dunno. Maybe.
I didn't exactly ask.......I was too busy watching him call the dog drunk

The dog wasn't drunk, the animal has transcended into a higher plane of existence

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The Flood / Re: Who would win in a debate?
« on: February 22, 2015, 12:54:49 PM »
Verbatim would emphasize his curse words while sandtrap would write around 6 paragraphs

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The Flood / Re: So what's so scary about the Xenomorphss?
« on: February 22, 2015, 10:05:23 AM »
Be afraid




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The Flood / Re: if you don't like R.E.M. you're bad
« on: February 22, 2015, 01:36:28 AM »
I'm really bad then.

Oh my god your avatar makes me wanna skull fuck your face so bad

Control your fucking hormones. We're not animals here. If you need to jerk it, take care of it in private. No one wants to know what you do in your spare time.

Seduce him, become the diversion

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll tell you if I'd fuck your avatar
« on: February 22, 2015, 01:03:50 AM »
Who wouldn't?

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Serious / Re: 3, non-negotiable things you look for in a spouse
« on: February 22, 2015, 12:59:04 AM »
Quote
I love dogs.

*worship

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George Washington

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Gaming / Re: Halo: Reach game night (LIVE)
« on: February 21, 2015, 07:29:26 PM »
Bhump

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The Flood / Re: Why all the Chris Kyle hate?
« on: February 21, 2015, 06:50:31 PM »
Because he could beat me up with a gun

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Gaming / Re: Halo: Reach game night (Part 2)
« on: February 21, 2015, 06:25:45 PM »
We're live right now, got 4 people so far.

Wuts ur GT?
Check your inbox.

I fucked up, my gt is joecephalopod

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Gaming / Re: Halo: Reach game night (Part 2)
« on: February 21, 2015, 05:52:58 PM »

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The Flood / Re: To all of my haters
« on: February 21, 2015, 01:07:53 PM »
Don't use the Lord dug's name in vane you swine

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The Flood / Re: Post the best PMs you've gotten
« on: February 21, 2015, 11:55:13 AM »
I have a detailed confession from that incest guy on bnet, I'm forgetting his name though...
Heh, I remember that guy.

I've got stories from him too.

Lol he was into some disgusting shet

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Gaming / Re: Halo: Reach game night (Part 2)
« on: February 21, 2015, 10:48:36 AM »
I can play tonight my mikrofone is out of order though

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The Flood / Re: HOLY FUCK THERE'S A HUGE BUMBLEBEE IN MY ROOM
« on: February 21, 2015, 10:41:47 AM »
Pull out your Koran and banish the divine beast

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