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5641
« on: February 26, 2015, 07:16:09 PM »
I love how they have two racists on the show
5642
« on: February 26, 2015, 07:05:33 PM »
GOOOOOOOOOD MORNINNNNNNG VIETNAMMMMMMMMMMMM!
KEEP THEM BACK
5643
« on: February 26, 2015, 07:02:16 PM »
I didn't really care that much before.
Now I'm mad.
Spoiler That annoying fucking habla-music though Yeah because if anything should get you mad about ISIS its the fact they're destroying some stupid old sculptures nobody gives a shit about, not the people they're torturing or killing or anything, right?
People are replaceable.
Statues are forgettable.
in 100 years all these people will be dead
and this man still won't be erect
Oh sorry I care about human life more than a piece of lifeless marble sitting in a building that'll be forgotten in the next 500 years
did I ever say that?
5644
« on: February 26, 2015, 06:58:45 PM »
I didn't really care that much before.
Now I'm mad.
Spoiler That annoying fucking habla-music though Yeah because if anything should get you mad about ISIS its the fact they're destroying some stupid old sculptures nobody gives a shit about, not the people they're torturing or killing or anything, right?
People are replaceable.
Statues are forgettable.
in 100 years all these people will be dead and this man still won't be erect
5645
« on: February 26, 2015, 06:47:34 PM »
So what's the significance of those statues?
the last testament from the Assyrian and Akkadian civilizations going down the shitter in the name of Allah it's funny how these ancient peoples were more advanced than isis ever will be
5646
« on: February 26, 2015, 06:04:56 PM »
5647
« on: February 26, 2015, 05:13:34 PM »
you stole my fucking part
how will I pay for my dying grandmother's surgery now?
5648
« on: February 26, 2015, 04:45:40 PM »
I have to admit... Hitler was pretty cute 
5649
« on: February 26, 2015, 12:20:28 AM »
the oracles of dug all agree that slayingold's connection to dugbar's physical conduit into this realm hold some degree of importance, however one must not mistake cognizant avatars of dug with a manifestation of actual divinity.
Further tests would have to be conducted on a specific individual corgi slayingold is in possession of. As written in the book of dug, only one avatar has been able to manifest into a human perceived vessel of dug himself.....
my own specimen has shown promise in obtaining divinity sometime in the next millennium,
if slayingold has a female counterpart displaying the same traits, copulation between the two could serve as the catalyst in the production of a true human perception of dug on this realm
You think to breed a god?
Not a god, but a tangible conception of dug on this realm, dugbar can be better described as an independent force
But... you're Dug.
I along with the other members of the temple of the dug simply represent dug.
Although dug could be controlling my actions
It sounds like Heresy to breed a manifestation of dug.
dug Is neutral on the matter, although if he ever were to actual come down from the heavens, a conflict might ensue
5650
« on: February 26, 2015, 12:16:49 AM »
the oracles of dug all agree that slayingold's connection to dugbar's physical conduit into this realm hold some degree of importance, however one must not mistake cognizant avatars of dug with a manifestation of actual divinity.
Further tests would have to be conducted on a specific individual corgi slayingold is in possession of. As written in the book of dug, only one avatar has been able to manifest into a human perceived vessel of dug himself.....
my own specimen has shown promise in obtaining divinity sometime in the next millennium,
if slayingold has a female counterpart displaying the same traits, copulation between the two could serve as the catalyst in the production of a true human perception of dug on this realm
You think to breed a god?
Not a god, but a tangible conception of dug on this realm, dugbar can be better described as an independent force
But... you're Dug.
I along with the other members of the temple of the dug simply represent dug. Although dug could be controlling my actions
5651
« on: February 26, 2015, 12:13:19 AM »
the oracles of dug all agree that slayingold's connection to dugbar's physical conduit into this realm hold some degree of importance, however one must not mistake cognizant avatars of dug with a manifestation of actual divinity.
Further tests would have to be conducted on a specific individual corgi slayingold is in possession of. As written in the book of dug, only one avatar has been able to manifest into a human perceived vessel of dug himself.....
my own specimen has shown promise in obtaining divinity sometime in the next millennium,
if slayingold has a female counterpart displaying the same traits, copulation between the two could serve as the catalyst in the production of a true human perception of dug on this realm
You think to breed a god?
Not a god, but a tangible conception of dug on this realm, dugbar can be better described as an independent force
5652
« on: February 26, 2015, 12:03:26 AM »
the oracles of dug all agree that slayingold's connection to dugbar's physical conduit into this realm hold some degree of importance, however one must not mistake cognizant avatars of dug with a manifestation of actual divinity. Further tests would have to be conducted on a specific individual corgi slayingold is in possession of. As written in the book of dug, only one avatar has been able to manifest into a human perceived vessel of dug himself..... my own specimen has shown promise in obtaining divinity sometime in the next millennium, if slayingold has a female counterpart displaying the same traits, copulation between the two could serve as the catalyst in the production of a true human perception of dug on this realm
5653
« on: February 25, 2015, 11:49:47 PM »
bill burr is like the whitest guy on the planet
5654
« on: February 25, 2015, 11:38:14 PM »
yea but, if we kill off all the autists... who will bake the memes?
I'm gonna bake you into a banana cream filled pie if you don't shut it.
is that in any way sexual?
Is there any way it isn't?
hohoho
5655
« on: February 25, 2015, 10:17:29 PM »
yea but, if we kill off all the autists... who will bake the memes?
I'm gonna bake you into a banana cream filled pie if you don't shut it.
is that in any way sexual?
5656
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:52:53 PM »
yea but, if we kill off all the autists... who will bake the memes?
5657
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:37:42 PM »
iced tea and skittles
works every time
5658
« on: February 25, 2015, 07:26:43 PM »
Oregon trail
5659
« on: February 25, 2015, 05:58:10 PM »
is pink eye now an STD?
5660
« on: February 25, 2015, 05:16:37 PM »
When I die, I wish for my body to become a greeter at Walmart.
This is one of my grandpa's decorations on the house
LOL my grandpa's dead
5661
« on: February 25, 2015, 04:49:57 PM »
u gonna get scurvy
5662
« on: February 25, 2015, 04:23:03 PM »
are they still american?
5663
« on: February 25, 2015, 04:19:56 PM »
danger 5
5664
« on: February 25, 2015, 02:44:51 PM »
it's been paralyzed after being hit on the head with a box of apples
Is he going to make it 
did tiger woods?
5665
« on: February 25, 2015, 02:43:03 PM »
it's been paralyzed after being hit on the head with a box of apples
5666
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:10:12 AM »
Because my mother is a virgin
i had a feeling you were a test tube baby
Jesus was a test tube baby
5667
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:01:06 AM »
Because my mother is a virgin
5668
« on: February 25, 2015, 08:38:47 AM »
Dug is a meme and a religion
Ayyy
SHOMSHALLAHDUGBAR 
5669
« on: February 25, 2015, 08:27:15 AM »
Dug is a meme and a religion
5670
« on: February 24, 2015, 11:54:19 PM »
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