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5491
« on: March 08, 2015, 02:26:55 PM »
That was badass for a white guy
WHITE PEOPLE Have RULED THE WORLD FOR 600 YEARS
I mean yea
Dug plz dogs, cats & birds could have ruled the world any time they wanted
PLUS HES NOT ASIAN SO HE NO KNOW KUNG FU LIKE BRUCE LEE & JACKIE CHAN!
I still can't believe it's been 60 years since Jackie Chan shot Bruce Lee on the set of "Garfield a tale of two kitties."
5492
« on: March 08, 2015, 02:20:51 PM »
That was badass for a white guy
WHITE PEOPLE Have RULED THE WORLD FOR 600 YEARSI mean yea
5493
« on: March 08, 2015, 01:45:16 PM »
I love the Iran in my blood
5494
« on: March 08, 2015, 01:42:12 PM »
That video didn't even have the quote that made that scene so hilarious.
«I'm a catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic.
So hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madame»
Ikr, it's the only one with the complete fight scene though... Seems like a censored version, although they probably would have just skipped this scene entirely
5495
« on: March 08, 2015, 01:16:55 PM »
I need to find some new shet
5496
« on: March 08, 2015, 12:19:12 PM »
I was not aware that that film was any more than a james bond for little kids judging by the trailer. Holy shit lol
el oh el sorry for ruining it for you
5497
« on: March 07, 2015, 11:56:49 PM »
If you love cheesy spy films it's great
I had no idea what it was about when I watched it so that made it even better
Same, I thought it was about a fucking chess club
5498
« on: March 07, 2015, 11:56:09 PM »
I loved it fully.
And why are those subtitles in Arabic?
Because Allah commands it
5499
« on: March 07, 2015, 11:48:05 PM »
Just seems like hipster James Bond, which worries me.
It's not, as long as you don't think about it for too long it's fun
5500
« on: March 07, 2015, 11:46:41 PM »
So batman was happy his parents died?
You piece of shit...
I prefer the term "janitor gift basket"
5501
« on: March 07, 2015, 11:44:47 PM »
I Heard that got bad reviews, how wazit
I recommend watching it.
Blomkamp hasn't disappointed yet...
5502
« on: March 07, 2015, 11:43:58 PM »
So batman was happy his parents died?
5503
« on: March 07, 2015, 11:43:06 PM »
I saw Chappie today... He was absolutely adorable.
I Heard that got bad reviews, how wazit
5504
« on: March 07, 2015, 11:41:54 PM »
Yes! It was one of the few movies that turned out better than I expected walking in the theater. It was even better knowing that I was watching that instead of 50 Shades of Grey, which was what I'd say 60% of the folks in line were going for.
My friend and I went as a a spur of the moment homosexual escapade, going into the theater i thought the film was about chess so I was pleasantly surprised when I saw this
5505
« on: March 07, 2015, 11:34:27 PM »
That church scene was an atheist's paradise Spoilers ahe'd
5506
« on: March 07, 2015, 11:04:21 PM »
Well I used to have a pitbull
what did you plan to do with that nutella?
Simulate dirty anal
5507
« on: March 07, 2015, 07:02:25 PM »
Well I used to have a pitbull
5508
« on: March 06, 2015, 02:31:05 PM »
convert him into the sacred light
5509
« on: March 05, 2015, 11:38:49 PM »
"2 down"
5510
« on: March 05, 2015, 11:34:10 PM »
Yeah, I suppose. Kinda influenced by some family shit though.
As for experience, none that I remember. But I've been told that a grandfather that passed before I was born would rock me in one of those infant bouncy chairs. Whether it's true or not I don't know and I don't really care to find out.
saleem witch trials?
5511
« on: March 05, 2015, 11:11:23 PM »
"I need your genetics"
5512
« on: March 05, 2015, 11:07:00 PM »
birth of a nation srs time 2001 although i can't really decide sometimes
5513
« on: March 05, 2015, 10:39:37 PM »
1 jo
2 ceph
3 alo
4 pod
5514
« on: March 05, 2015, 09:22:14 PM »
did you take a dump on her too?
5515
« on: March 05, 2015, 09:07:28 PM »
not so much of a choice in prison 
5516
« on: March 05, 2015, 08:57:03 PM »
franku should come here....
Nyessssss
5517
« on: March 05, 2015, 08:49:26 PM »
franku should come here....
5518
« on: March 05, 2015, 12:54:20 PM »
Blatant rip off of the skyrim series
5519
« on: March 05, 2015, 12:47:31 PM »
I'm reporting door for stolen valor
5520
« on: March 05, 2015, 10:00:55 AM »
Ayy lmao
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