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The Flood / Re: Who will win the US Presidential Election 2016?
« on: March 10, 2015, 08:15:21 PM »
I wonder what Hilary Clinton's nipples taste like

although you probably find her more attractive now...




she doesn't look as satanic

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The Flood / Re: So I had a fun experience last night.
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:11:43 PM »
just wrap yourself in blankets and sweat out the sickness


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Serious / Re: Time for that iSideWith quiz again
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:08:19 PM »
FUK the repubs won by one percent

http://www.isidewith.com/results/785683083


these were my past results from the last isidewith thread

http://www.isidewith.com/results/682271429


this time around the results are a bit more accurate 

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how poor would you be with the low paying job?

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The Flood / Re: high cheekbone master race
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:48:50 AM »
you elven fak


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The Flood / Re: stop this madness
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:31:28 AM »
I get everything that they're saying, and it makes sense, but dogs like that freak me out.


they are ugly as hell

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The Flood / Re: stop this madness
« on: March 09, 2015, 08:35:44 PM »
They're actually objectively both pitbulls

nop

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The Flood / stop this madness
« on: March 09, 2015, 08:28:55 PM »
i'm tired of this breed being nigger rigged

http://www.ukcdogs.com/Web.nsf/Breeds/Terrier/AmericanPitBullTerrier

YouTube




this is not a pitbull
Spoiler
this is cancer

this is a pitbull
Spoiler

*was




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The Flood / Re: Took a couple hits...
« on: March 09, 2015, 08:15:22 PM »
do you feel bad that people physically abuse you because of your sexuality?
I've never been abused about my sexuality before, but I've gotten a beating or two from the Old man, he wasn't a very good at being a Dad

an old man took you hostage?

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The Flood / Re: Took a couple hits...
« on: March 09, 2015, 08:12:00 PM »
do you feel bad that people physically abuse you because of your sexuality?

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The Flood / Re: Since I'll be studying in America for a year. . .
« on: March 09, 2015, 08:04:53 PM »
As for where I'm going:

Somewhere out west. California, New Mexico, Arizona, maybe even Texas despite the fact that it's not too westward.

You know, somewhere which isn't pussy, like the east coast.

west coast is about as pussy whipped as an abused zoo lion


texas is where the niggery ensues, but the weather can be annoying

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The Flood / Re: Since I'll be studying in America for a year. . .
« on: March 09, 2015, 08:01:07 PM »

america is big

where are you going in emerica?

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The Flood / Re: Does anybody else smoke?
« on: March 09, 2015, 07:54:11 PM »
found meta on craigslist


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Quote
Didney Worl,


Didney Worl,

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Do you get like that when you're walking and spot someone drinking a soda too?
i cringe when i see people drink soda/energy drinks/coffee
but i don't call people out on them, because they're just too ingrained in our culture, i think

having drunk soda for almost my entire life, i know it's not even that bad anyway
caffeine doesn't affect me at all, noticeably


soda tastes a shit

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The Flood / Re: Post the most American thing that you like.
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:10:55 PM »
Dodge Viper


why the fuck do the descendants of John Wilkes Booth have the right to advertise?

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The Flood / Re: People who buy purebreds are stupid
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:06:04 PM »
not when the weak purebreds are culled

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The Flood / Re: I cant have children...
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:47:03 PM »
if only we could toggle sterility

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Gaming / Re: So how aboot that new Xbox screenshot feature
« on: March 08, 2015, 10:58:15 PM »
is that sonic?

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The Flood / Re: Why is Brian Griffin an atheist
« on: March 08, 2015, 10:57:12 PM »
because Jesus doesn't believe in himself

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The Flood / Re: THE EARTH DOES NOT ROTATE PROOF
« on: March 08, 2015, 10:55:14 PM »
This is a good thread


you've just been exposed


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The Flood / Re: THE EARTH DOES NOT ROTATE PROOF
« on: March 08, 2015, 10:43:34 PM »
NO, SAUDI ARABIA ARE NOT REAL MUSLIMS. THEY ARE WESTERN PUPPETS. THEY ARE HARAM!! DEATH TO SAUDI ARABIA!!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!


HOW IN THE NAME OF MOHAMMAD'S DIVINE FECAL MATTER DID YOU SEND ME THIS MESSAGE IN REAL TIME IF THE EARTH DOES NOT ROTATE?

WHAT YOU ARE PROPOSING IS APOSTASY. APOSTASY UNDER THE GREAT LAW OF SHARIA IN THE ISLAMIC KHILAFAH IS 69420 DEATH SENTENCES TO BE CARRIED THROUGH DICK-SLICING. YOU SHALL NOW DIE IN THE NAME OF ALLAH!

HAHAHA, YOU ARE THE BLACK SHEEP, YOU DID NOT EXPECT YOUR AVERAGE MUSLIM SCIENTICIAN TO BE THIS SOPHISTICATED.
 I WAS BORN IN THE LUSCIOUS JUNGLES OF SAUDI ARABIA AND I KNOW OF THE DEVIL MAJIK OF SHAYTAN. YOU HAVE DISPLAYED YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE DARK ONE THROUGH THE REJECTION OF ALLAHS CREATION AND ARE NOW  ELLIGABLE FOR A FREE CONSULTATION REGARDING WHERE YOUR SOON TO BE DECAPITATED HEAD MAY LIE

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The Flood / Re: Dear Self.
« on: March 08, 2015, 10:33:45 PM »
sandtrap alt?

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The Flood / Re: THE EARTH DOES NOT ROTATE PROOF
« on: March 08, 2015, 10:32:52 PM »
NO, SAUDI ARABIA ARE NOT REAL MUSLIMS. THEY ARE WESTERN PUPPETS. THEY ARE HARAM!! DEATH TO SAUDI ARABIA!!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!


HOW IN THE NAME OF MOHAMMAD'S DIVINE FECAL MATTER DID YOU SEND ME THIS MESSAGE IN REAL TIME IF THE EARTH DOES NOT ROTATE?

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The Flood / THE EARTH DOES NOT ROTATE PROOF
« on: March 08, 2015, 10:21:22 PM »
YouTube



ALLAH HAS OPENED MY EYES

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Gaming / Re: New League of Legends Main Menu
« on: March 08, 2015, 08:59:12 PM »
people play league of legends?


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The Flood / Re: The Best U.S. President?
« on: March 08, 2015, 08:58:30 PM »
barrack Obama

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: 'Villains' that did literally nothing wrong
« on: March 08, 2015, 08:53:02 PM »
It's not though
IIRC, Disney said if EU shit was mentioned in the movies or the cartoon show, it's canon.
They said if any material from the EU was used,, then those specific parts would be canon.

Republic Commando isn't canon.
They were in the fucking shitty TV show, it counts as acknowledging them in the canon.
Delta Squad is canon. The Republic Commando game isn't.

"yes it is" - Noelle

*Patrick Bateman

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The Flood / Re: I wonder how Death has been doing.
« on: March 08, 2015, 07:49:46 PM »
Probably got like 20 wives by now

honestly those fucking bible vacations are to ensure the gene pool is pure

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The Flood / Re: any of jew seen kingsman?
« on: March 08, 2015, 02:31:37 PM »
That was badass for a white guy


WHITE PEOPLE Have RULED THE WORLD FOR 600 YEARS


I mean yea
Dug plz dogs, cats & birds could have ruled the world any time they wanted
PLUS HES NOT ASIAN SO HE NO KNOW KUNG FU LIKE BRUCE LEE & JACKIE CHAN!

 I still can't believe it's been 60 years since Jackie Chan shot Bruce Lee on the set of "Garfield a tale of two kitties."
I know mang wait Jackie Chan was the guy wearing the yellow jumpsuit right?

No that was Garfield in real life, Jackie Chan played the chair

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