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5431
« on: March 11, 2015, 11:01:43 PM »
150 years, and we still picking the white man's cotton 
5432
« on: March 11, 2015, 10:58:46 PM »
get raped 
5433
« on: March 11, 2015, 09:53:29 PM »
Manofmyth
5434
« on: March 11, 2015, 08:33:50 PM »
why do they sell them alive? 
5435
« on: March 11, 2015, 07:46:18 PM »
I need tell y'all about my weirdest tinder hookup of all time...
So I'm an average nigga, I consider myself a mix between Denzel Washington and a Dachshund. One day I was uploading pics and this white girl with the username "HateMyDad1992" hit me up. To be honest with you guys it crossed my mind that she might be a dude but I just said FUCK IT and exchanged the biz. She came over and she was wearing a really nice, thick sweater (even though it was about 70 degrees)
I realized that she was too cute to pass up so I took her dumb ass to the back room and started undressing her. It had only been a few minutes before she pushed me on the bed and started to bite her bottom lip. This is going to be sexy as FUCK I was thinking to myself... suddenly she uttered the most frightening words I had ever heard in my life;
"give me your jello pudding pop"
It was at that moment I realized she wasn't a hot white girl... As a matter of fact she wasn't even a she. It was Bill Cosby standing in front of me with his iconic smile and Danny Glover hairline.
"I'll ask you one more time... give me that pudding pop" he demanded, smile still intact.
Some things happened that night...
I'm not the same man I once was and I don't think I ever will be.
5436
« on: March 11, 2015, 06:12:00 PM »
can't stint the Clint 
5437
« on: March 11, 2015, 03:10:39 PM »
didn't you bump your head or some shit while you were there?
lol yeah
fucken low doorways
*small jews
5438
« on: March 11, 2015, 03:07:32 PM »
didn't you bump your head or some shit while you were there?
5439
« on: March 11, 2015, 01:44:57 PM »
50. my form gets pretty cancerous at 30 though
5440
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:47:38 PM »
ehhh should I?
i am in need of fap material
in that case
this is the edgiest picture I could find
my lips were cut off by an African militia man
Confirmed Jopod is cereal killer.
I didn't kill anyone, they're just all on the farm
5441
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:45:38 PM »
ehhh should I?
i am in need of fap material
in that case this is the edgiest picture I could find my lips were cut off by an African militia man
5442
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:34:10 PM »
ehhh should I?
5443
« on: March 10, 2015, 10:42:06 PM »
5444
« on: March 10, 2015, 10:07:53 PM »
DENNY>DENNY'S
5445
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:39:12 PM »
man, those downvotes
lol wtf is this channel
He really likes 2011 I think.
i'm fucking done, I need to contact this gifted soul
5446
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:36:14 PM »
they're dead
ouch did you know them?
5447
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:35:49 PM »
as for me, the grandma on my moms side died in the 80s, my moms grandpa is racist
my paternal grandpa is a fucking genius, a modern philosopher that makes me feel dumb
he's also racist
5448
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:31:47 PM »
Grandparents on mom's side: truly incredible people. I wish I could be as amazing as them.
Grandparents on dad's side: .......they aren't terrible I suppose.
did they kill anyone?
No.........why?
when you said they aren't terrible, I assumed your grandpa was a veteran or something
5449
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:30:14 PM »
Grandparents on mom's side: truly incredible people. I wish I could be as amazing as them.
Grandparents on dad's side: .......they aren't terrible I suppose.
did they kill anyone?
5450
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:28:46 PM »
man, those downvotes
lol wtf is this channel
5451
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:27:24 PM »
All of them are dead. My dad's dad died before I was born. My mom's dad died when I was 8. My mom's mom died when I was 12. And my dad's mom died when I was 13.
HOLY FUCK
5452
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:26:26 PM »
full skeleton man movie for your viewing pleasure
5453
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:20:29 PM »
I don't know Any of my grandparents.
I don't know any of my dad's family side , and it's too late to meet my mom's parents. Makes me sad. 
wow that sucks
5454
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:15:41 PM »
YES
5455
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:14:41 PM »
I love you Dedushka Я люблю тебя дедушкаSpoiler not a shitpost, discuss your grandparents whether they are still alive or with Bob Ross
5456
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:06:25 PM »
5457
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:04:15 PM »
RIP in pastrami
these are my grandfather's ashes 
5458
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:02:58 PM »
the answer lies at the source 
5459
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:02:07 PM »
all these famous people dropping like flies it's horrid doesn't brute use this tune?
5460
« on: March 10, 2015, 08:25:37 PM »
I wonder what Hilary Clinton's nipples taste like
although you probably find her more attractive now...
she doesn't look as satanic
dude
i'd rail that
not if old billy boi lights the cigar first 
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