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The Flood / Re: IQ test time
« on: April 12, 2016, 12:47:37 PM »
upon retaking the test


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The Flood / Re: IQ test time
« on: April 12, 2016, 12:26:34 PM »
Upon retaking the test.


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The Flood / IQ test time
« on: April 12, 2016, 12:22:07 PM »
This may not be very accurate, and I know that only HWHITEs and HAsians are culturally inclined to succeed on the test... But take it anyway and post ur results it's only 20 questions don't cheat


http://www.free-iqtest.net



My eyequeue:


Score Guide: http://www.free-iqtest.net/iq-score-guide.asp

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The Flood / Re: Ok... Who is the Joker of the flood?
« on: April 11, 2016, 11:48:22 PM »












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The Flood / Re: Toby Turner comes out against rape allegations
« on: April 11, 2016, 10:39:15 PM »
Toby's comedic degradation is actually p sad. Becoming the safe for work ADHD posterboy of the minecraft generation did net him a shit load of cash, but the filter ultimately inveigled him in producing a string of shitty content for 8 years.

As for the rape allegations, don't have the time to read anything but, it's obvious this guy gets around... it's also obvious he's been masking depression or some other internal shit for a number of years. I wouldn't be surprised if he was addicted to Ritalin or something

some people are just really shitty at relationships and the above factors usually don't help. Just from what I've seen of the guy he doesn't seem like the raping type, but at the end of the day we all know next to nothing about the whole situation and the people involved

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The Flood / Re: How invested are you in a forum?
« on: April 11, 2016, 10:03:03 PM »
I've been frequenting this place/the internet less and less as summer draws near. Sep7 needs some more distinct memberships this year... we should be focusing on coordinating community events on the weekends as well.

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Serious / Re: Clinton v Sanders: Who takes New York?
« on: April 11, 2016, 02:13:33 PM »
prob clinton tbh


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The Flood / Re: Have you ever met a Sep7agon member IRL
« on: April 11, 2016, 09:55:57 AM »
several of my friends and family have used/been on this site before.
Really? huh

yes it's a magical world


don't try and guess who.
was it me

after that recent paternity test i'm gonna have to say no.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever met a Sep7agon member IRL
« on: April 11, 2016, 09:51:39 AM »
several of my friends and family have used/been on this site before.
Really? huh

yes it's a magical world


don't try and guess who.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever met a Sep7agon member IRL
« on: April 11, 2016, 07:00:35 AM »
several of my friends and family have used/been on this site before.

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The Flood / Re: Have you seen Crank
« on: April 10, 2016, 07:26:52 PM »
He's in the second one too

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The Flood / Re: YouTuber catches child predators.
« on: April 10, 2016, 03:47:58 PM »
talking about Howie Mandel to break the ice before suggesting anal



ok. 




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The Flood / Re: YouTuber catches child predators.
« on: April 10, 2016, 03:30:50 PM »
the guy filming this shit is just documenting his descent into age fluid homosexuality

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Serious / Re: How I like to calm down and put things in perspective
« on: April 09, 2016, 10:41:29 PM »
So you saying I should get raped just to experience a new sensation during my brief reflective cogitation regarding reality?

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The Flood / Re: Official crybaby thread
« on: April 09, 2016, 01:59:35 PM »
I don't want to make massive amounts of money tomorrow and have the sex

I just wanna stay in the room with the alone and play the video game.

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Stop time and rape people

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The Flood / Re: Fucking Rednecks
« on: April 08, 2016, 03:44:16 PM »
Deci I'm near the kebab stand in Glendale.

Come pick me up and I'll make all ur dreams come true

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Serious / Re: Schizophrenia simulation
« on: April 07, 2016, 10:52:37 PM »

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Serious / Re: Turns out I have awful high-frequency hearing
« on: April 07, 2016, 07:34:03 PM »
stopped hearing at like 17500-18000hz

more like 16000 on a second go tbh fem

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The Flood / Went to Six Flags the other day (picture heavy)
« on: April 07, 2016, 04:57:39 PM »
rlly great to relive those childhood memories with friends and family and nsfw

Spoiler
i began to finger her. As I was fingering her she was rubbing my dick through my basketball shorts. I then started rubbing her clit and she grabbed my bare dick and started stroking it.

We spent about five to ten minutes making out and engaging in mutual masturbation when she decided to get on top of me and slowly lowered herself onto my penis.

The feeling was intense and I was glad I had previously masturbated because I would have blown my load way too soon. She rode me for a good while before I took over.

At first I let her stay on top as a railed her from below but I soon got bored and flipped her on the bed. We were now in the missionary position (which is the best position) and I was in rare form. I could feel myself slipping so I eased up and took it slow for the next ten minutes.

After I regained my composure I took her from behind and went to work. From the sound of it she was having a wonderful time but I was out of breath after 15 minutes.

As I collapsed on the bed I told her to get in the 69 position with her on top. With my cock in her mouth I began to eat her out, slow at first, and then quite quickly towards the end.

She lost control and began smashing her pussy into my face and I could tell she was close. After another five minutes she let out a loud moan and her legs began to spasm uncontrollably.

Now it was my turn. Having dated her for two years she knew I loved having my balls played with. She promptly started licking them and it wasn't long before I came.

We were both exhausted and passed out within minutes.

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I went from Pink Tie to  Muslim Guy in just 48 days



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you need the dad fat at 60

you just need it.


imagine supervising your retarded 20 year old son at the swimming pool looking like that.

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No

ever since you sent those dead roses in the mail to my address you've been acting like a major Frito-Lay-Fuckboy

place your belonging in that rotting bag you call a satchel and leave this office, I'm through with you.

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The Flood / Re: I'm not big on astronomy, but
« on: April 07, 2016, 04:01:35 PM »
lol it looks exactly like this image below my forum text message


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The Flood / Re: The Bungo Forums Are Down, Wat Up Ya Perverts?
« on: April 07, 2016, 03:54:57 PM »
In 1961 America committed war crimes against my own personal small company business "Damiana Home purpose


Supplement MulitiVIT 100 percent natural match grade Product". The house was invaded during the middle of the early hours of the night and the children in their nice room bought with the money of the hard working Iranian family small business became scared when they saw the men in the masks with guns but the men with guns said "we are a friend of you family" and the men with the gun tied me up with the industrial home depot orange chain and forced my beautiful foreign islamic "new life in the america sampling the delicacies of the superior western world" family to watch as the men with a gun forced the wife and mother of the children to put the chestnut in the throat as she sang the spar spangled banner.



FUCK TO THE USA

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The Flood / Re: Saw this walking past Radio Shack at 2 AM
« on: April 07, 2016, 06:04:20 AM »
did you call the police?

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The Flood / Re: The user above you dies in your arms
« on: April 06, 2016, 07:17:06 PM »
my son is dead

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The Flood / Re: She was standing in line
« on: April 06, 2016, 11:50:04 AM »
Take an affectionate shit in the next beverage she orders
I took a shit in the bathroom the employees use. Does that count?

I trust you didn't flush.. She needs to familiarize with your scent

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The Flood / Re: She was standing in line
« on: April 06, 2016, 09:15:16 AM »
Take an affectionate shit in the next beverage she orders

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