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Gaming / Re: Only an hour left
« on: March 22, 2015, 08:50:42 PM »
well, this was disappointing

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The Flood / Re: the only reason I watch 60 minutes
« on: March 22, 2015, 06:54:35 PM »
I'll watch shitty movies if it has hot actresses in it

That's what most of them do

5283
The Flood / the only reason I watch 60 minutes
« on: March 22, 2015, 06:51:52 PM »
Is Lara Logan




Discuss why you watch shit

5284
The Flood / Re: KANYE WEST IS A GAY TROUT
« on: March 22, 2015, 06:39:29 PM »
Beast in the booth?

5285
The Flood / Re: but seriously give me a hamburger
« on: March 22, 2015, 06:38:43 PM »
This doesn't change the fact that my whole family was beaten with chains
I'm laughing so hard at this

You fucking animal

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The Flood / Re: but seriously give me a hamburger
« on: March 22, 2015, 03:00:45 PM »
This doesn't change the fact that my whole family was beaten with chains

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The Flood / Re: Guten tag Fladdies
« on: March 22, 2015, 01:00:54 PM »
Deci, watch Danger 5 if you're going to watch Netflix.

I binged all of it a few days ago and it was insane and hilarious.

Fucking yes, I watched the whole thing at like 4 in the morning

5289
The Flood / Re: So my dog just got attacked by another dog
« on: March 22, 2015, 12:58:50 PM »
Piss on the other dog to break it up, aim for the face
This. I pissed along my doorway as a kid to stop my dog from stealing my socks, bitch never came in for a week.

ya, I wasn't joking, use their nostrils as a urinal and they'll be so bewildered/ashamed they won't know what to do with themselves.

It's how my dad stopped two German Shepard from ripping him apart as a kid 

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The Flood / Re: So my dog just got attacked by another dog
« on: March 22, 2015, 12:45:12 PM »
Piss on the other dog to break it up, aim for the face

5291
The Flood / Re: post funny Craigslist ads
« on: March 22, 2015, 12:44:00 PM »



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The Flood / Re: post funny Craigslist ads
« on: March 22, 2015, 12:21:22 PM »



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The Flood / Re: post funny Craigslist ads
« on: March 22, 2015, 12:11:21 PM »


this one's too long

Imitation crab meat

5294
The Flood / post funny Craigslist ads
« on: March 22, 2015, 11:40:14 AM »





5295

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The Flood / Re: Photoshop CS6
« on: March 20, 2015, 09:13:28 PM »

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The Flood / Re: CAN IT B??
« on: March 19, 2015, 09:31:29 PM »
you want it you need it



need it to make you feel heated


shake it can't take it must break it

break it off ye wad I sey BIYTCH
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILLOMEME

new singel


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Serious / Re: Oklahoma is making atheist marriages illegal
« on: March 19, 2015, 09:21:22 PM »
now all they need to do is make gay divorce illegal

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The Flood / Re: CAN IT B??
« on: March 19, 2015, 09:16:12 PM »
you want it you need it



need it to make you feel heated


shake it can't take it must break it

break it off ye wad I sey BIYTCH

5300
The Flood / Re: Does anyone ever wonder...
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:37:44 PM »
dogs live in the present



always


there is no past, there is no future


only food, smell, sound, and shit


AND DUG!

are you in the holy land?


5301
it's really this simple


But people are scared of the dark and try to worship the light

Spoiler


are you trying to say the reason black people don't tan is because their soul is an empty void of pure hatred that the light cannot pierce?

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The Flood / Re: Does anyone ever wonder...
« on: March 18, 2015, 08:56:11 PM »
dogs live in the present



always


there is no past, there is no future


only food, smell, sound, and shit
Okay.. but what I'm trying to say is.. What if everything the animal perceives is moving slower and that's why it can catch the ball.



what?

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The Flood / Re: Does anyone ever wonder...
« on: March 18, 2015, 08:50:29 PM »
dogs live in the present



always


there is no past, there is no future


only food, smell, sound, and shit

5304
it's really this simple


5305
The Flood / RUSSIA ARMY GAME
« on: March 18, 2015, 06:36:37 PM »

5306
Gaming / Re: EPICGiveaway! Giving away 1 Copy of Battlefield Hardline.
« on: March 18, 2015, 05:26:33 PM »
OH MY GOD THANKS FOR THE GAME

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The Flood / Re: Sharknado 3 is happening
« on: March 18, 2015, 04:30:01 PM »
sharknado a shit

5309
The Flood / Re: Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter?
« on: March 17, 2015, 10:21:57 PM »
YouTube


B4LOK

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The Flood / Everyone sing along
« on: March 17, 2015, 10:11:01 PM »
YouTube



ahwnafeelehawnavoicalettehhHEH

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