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The Flood / Re: how do you choose between "lol", "lmao", and "rofl"
« on: March 26, 2015, 04:03:13 PM »
you spin the dreidel



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The Flood / Re: Who are your favorite britbongistans
« on: March 25, 2015, 09:50:07 PM »

Chris the hitch

various musicians

the cast of Garfield tale of two kitties

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The Flood / Re: look how insidgnificant we are
« on: March 25, 2015, 09:34:57 PM »
was expecting this

YouTube


wtf are these lies?

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The Flood / Re: look how insidgnificant we are
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:49:29 PM »
I don't really follow.

you seem confused

5195
The Flood / Re: ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTA' WHAT
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:47:37 PM »
say my name

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The Flood / Re: look how insidgnificant we are
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:45:02 PM »


Shut the fuck up gook

if only you knew the immense amount of wealth i was able to obtain in the past 3 months via livecams
Gook

with media cafe; cyber espresso you can start making free money over live cams

it's how i've made my millions


Gook

you will be filmed

you will be profit

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The Flood / Re: look how insidgnificant we are
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:23:13 PM »
hard to imagine the sheer scale of our reality

all this pain

all this suffering

condensed into one tiny floating satellite

open your eyes, life is just an illusion

wake up



YouTube

annnd... I have cancer : D

take a sick day

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The Flood / Re: look how insidgnificant we are
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:22:52 PM »

Shut the fuck up gook

if only you knew the immense amount of wealth i was able to obtain in the past 3 months via livecams
Gook

with media cafe; cyber espresso you can start making free money over live cams

it's how i've made my millions


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The Flood / Re: look how insidgnificant we are
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:18:14 PM »
Shut the fuck up gook

if only you knew the immense amount of wealth i was able to obtain in the past 3 months via livecams 

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The Flood / look how insidgnificant we are
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:15:40 PM »
hard to imagine the sheer scale of our reality

all this pain

all this suffering

condensed into one tiny floating satellite

open your eyes, life is just an illusion

wake up



YouTube

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The Flood / Re: why do so many people have problems with trannies
« on: March 25, 2015, 07:55:57 PM »
SPOILERS AHEAD

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Another knife thread? Another knife thread.
« on: March 25, 2015, 07:41:15 PM »
das is actually cutlerylover

they look so similar
hey man
not all fat people look the same
we're not blacks.

But holy shit he's even missing front teeth!

EL0EL

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Another knife thread? Another knife thread.
« on: March 25, 2015, 07:06:43 PM »
das is actually cutlerylover

they look so similar

what a fucking feg holy shit


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The Flood / Re: Another knife thread? Another knife thread.
« on: March 25, 2015, 06:18:59 PM »
Bottom one is my everyday carry
eyey buck 112?

my 110s resemble it close enough

Spoiler
http://www.amazon.com/Kershaw-3120-00-Black-Gulch-Knife/dp/B000FU4I4O

Pretty sure that's it, though mine is special.
Spoiler

so you stole from a boy scout?

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The Flood / Re: Another knife thread? Another knife thread.
« on: March 25, 2015, 06:10:56 PM »
Bottom one is my everyday carry
eyey buck 112?

my 110s resemble it close enough

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Another knife thread? Another knife thread.
« on: March 25, 2015, 06:01:12 PM »
some of my shit from last year..

Spoiler

got a new blade straight from the homeland of israel pictured on this satanic Jewish physics book

Spoiler
Spoiler

the CS voyager still looks like shit, my other one is broken in half
Spoiler

this condor is my son
Spoiler
Spoiler

currently looking for that rust proof spyderco
lol, how'd you break the voyager?

on purpose of course, I got one retail and one from a flea market.. my brother decided to film a destruction test while batoning wood with it, he basically beat the shit out of it with a sledge hammer for around 2 weeks before the blade broke in half

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The Flood / Re: Another knife thread? Another knife thread.
« on: March 25, 2015, 05:51:55 PM »
some of my shit from last year..

Spoiler

got a new blade straight from the homeland of israel pictured on this satanic Jewish physics book

Spoiler
Spoiler

the CS voyager still looks like shit, my other one is broken in half
Spoiler

this condor is my son
Spoiler
Spoiler

allah akbar
Spoiler

currently looking for that rust proof spyderco

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The Flood / Re: One of the most beautiful scenes in anime
« on: March 25, 2015, 03:23:50 PM »
this is my favorite anime

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Zayn Malik leaves One Direction
« on: March 25, 2015, 02:53:55 PM »
the caliphate will need him

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The Flood / Re: Actually teary eyed. Top Gear UK is done.
« on: March 25, 2015, 10:52:19 AM »
Shit

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YouTube


i was mugged

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The Flood / Re: I just joined the Illuminati
« on: March 25, 2015, 01:12:34 AM »
tell barak i said hi


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The Flood / Re: I feel really shitty
« on: March 25, 2015, 01:09:05 AM »
are you in Glendale? lol it's the only place where people know who Armenians are

You're talking to an Armenian right now, and yes.

oh I know, my mom's side is Armenian. even though i'm half, i was brought up in the community

all my annoying ass relatives are from Glendale

Then you out of all people here would know exactly what it's like. At least the college is tolerable along with Verdugo Park and Kenneth Village, but everything else, I cannot fucking stand it anymore.

I would also like to inform you that I am not your stereotypical Armenian, I am a person. Hell I identify myself as American. My primary language is English. The only person I really talk to in Armenian is my mom, that's really it. Everyone else in my household primarily speaks English.

I probably forgot to specify, i'm not from Glendale I live in NY so unless you're talking about the Glendale in queens it might be hard for me to relate.

but whenever a lot of Armenians get together, it get's annoying as shit so you must be going through hell.

i can't speak armenian but i can understand it fairly well, my life has sort of been a seesaw between the cultures of my mom and dad.. I know plenty of Armenians who were born here and still have accents when speaking english

kinda weird

There is a Glendale in queens? No I'm talking about Glendale California.



lol

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The Flood / Re: I feel really shitty
« on: March 25, 2015, 01:06:35 AM »
I've been trying to get my friends to watch it and none of them are, so i feel your pain

which season did you prefer?

Season 2 man. That shit was honestly insane. Some of the best fun I've ever had watching Netflix.

PTSD Jackson. Crazy Tucker. Obviously-not-the-same-Actor Pierre.

Johnny Hitler.

I loved every second of it.

and the lion McKenzie was a worthy successor to colonel chestbridge 

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The Flood / Re: I feel really shitty
« on: March 25, 2015, 01:04:44 AM »
are you in Glendale? lol it's the only place where people know who Armenians are

You're talking to an Armenian right now, and yes.

oh I know, my mom's side is Armenian. even though i'm half, i was brought up in the community

all my annoying ass relatives are from Glendale

Then you out of all people here would know exactly what it's like. At least the college is tolerable along with Verdugo Park and Kenneth Village, but everything else, I cannot fucking stand it anymore.

I would also like to inform you that I am not your stereotypical Armenian, I am a person. Hell I identify myself as American. My primary language is English. The only person I really talk to in Armenian is my mom, that's really it. Everyone else in my household primarily speaks English.

I probably forgot to specify, i'm not from Glendale I live in NY so unless you're talking about the Glendale in queens it might be hard for me to relate.

but whenever a lot of Armenians get together, it get's annoying as shit so you must be going through hell.

i can't speak armenian but i can understand it fairly well, my life has sort of been a seesaw between the cultures of my mom and dad.. I know plenty of Armenians who were born here and still have accents when speaking english

kinda weird 

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The Flood / Re: what a dumbass
« on: March 25, 2015, 12:52:04 AM »
That actually made me chuckle. Thanks man. :)

ho shiet, i'm on a roll

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The Flood / Re: I feel really shitty
« on: March 25, 2015, 12:50:59 AM »
Go on a long walk Deci.

It helps me. I went on a 2 hour walk then went home and downed 4 shots of whiskey.
Long walks help.

Whoever linked Danger 5 in here, I love you.

Ilsa <3

ehehe, have you seen season 2?

Hell yes I have.

I'm gonna be your friend now just so I can discuss it with someone.

I've been trying to get my friends to watch it and none of them are, so i feel your pain

which season did you prefer?

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The Flood / Re: I feel really shitty
« on: March 25, 2015, 12:48:51 AM »
are you in Glendale? lol it's the only place where people know who Armenians are

You're talking to an Armenian right now, and yes.

oh I know, my mom's side is Armenian. even though i'm half, i was brought up in the community

all my annoying ass relatives are from Glendale

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The Flood / Re: I feel really shitty
« on: March 25, 2015, 12:43:15 AM »
YouTube


WTF did I just watch? That made me chuckle a little. Also, the lady had nice boobies. :)

watch danger 5 on netflix

I think I will. Thanks man. :)

no problem, good luck with the depression and don't commit suicide

I'll try not to. I just hope the person I'm worried about is okay. I haven't heard of her this entire day and it's not likely for her to just stop texting all of a sudden. :(

girlfriend? escort?

hopefully she's ok. if you are genuinely worried, call someone she knows, or the police

Sort of a GF yeah. :(

I would if I could. It's complicated.

try not to worry about things, i know it's shitty advice but just let life happen if there is nothing you can do to change the situation. 

you can pm me if you don't wanna get 2 personal on the forum

are you in Glendale? lol it's the only place where people know who Armenians are

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The Flood / Re: I feel really shitty
« on: March 25, 2015, 12:37:34 AM »
Go on a long walk Deci.

It helps me. I went on a 2 hour walk then went home and downed 4 shots of whiskey.
Long walks help.

Whoever linked Danger 5 in here, I love you.

Ilsa <3

ehehe, have you seen season 2?

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