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The Flood / Re: Shrek 1 or Shrek 2
« on: April 24, 2015, 09:09:49 PM »
Shrek 1 u smeg

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The Flood / Re: Dolphins are evil
« on: April 24, 2015, 06:34:11 AM »
their love child will rule the Baltic


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Serious / Re: It's HABBENIING
« on: April 24, 2015, 05:29:30 AM »
If I could genetically alter my unborn child to have no genetic diseases and be in the best physical shape possible, what is the downside?

the downside is that kids in Africa would be jealous

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Serious / Re: It's HABBENIING
« on: April 23, 2015, 11:39:00 PM »
I was thinking of posting this but I was like nah

are you a very dangerous and exciting man?
I'll be whatever our great lord Allah Dugbah needs me to be

SHOMSHALLAHDUGBAR


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The Flood / Re: I want to go on a romantic date with Ariana Grande
« on: April 23, 2015, 11:16:07 PM »

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Serious / Re: It's HABBENIING
« on: April 23, 2015, 11:10:48 PM »
I was thinking of posting this but I was like nah

are you a very dangerous and exciting man?

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The Flood / Re: I think this a pretty accurate depiction.
« on: April 23, 2015, 11:05:20 PM »
people who play video games

Spoiler

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it's just one of those days....

YouTube

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Serious / Re: It's HABBENIING
« on: April 23, 2015, 10:34:47 PM »

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Serious / Re: It's HABBENIING
« on: April 23, 2015, 08:53:40 PM »
All white future ubermenschen, here we come!

they knew this day would come


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Serious / It's HABBENIING
« on: April 23, 2015, 08:32:50 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Watching Halo: Nightfall for the first time
« on: April 23, 2015, 07:18:00 PM »
the tits were the only thing that made me watch the end

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Gaming / anyone playing AC4?
« on: April 23, 2015, 06:43:55 PM »
I've been liking it alot


I feel like this game was supposed to be it's own ip but got butt fucked into the assassinsmall creed franchise


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Gaming / Re: witcher quest gameplay
« on: April 23, 2015, 06:33:47 PM »
This is the same footage that was uploaded on the Xbox channel. The funny part was that it's PC gameplay, which they didn't originally mention.


is there a notable difference between the two?

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The Flood / Re: My opinion of whoever posts thread
« on: April 23, 2015, 05:33:15 PM »
Do it

-Nelson Mandela, Johannesburg prison shower, 1984
He was imprisoned on Robben Island right off the coast of Cape Town.

Checkmate.

do you not remember when the fokken prawns broke him out?

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The Flood / Re: My opinion of whoever posts thread
« on: April 23, 2015, 02:05:35 PM »
Do it

-Nelson Mandela, Johannesburg prison shower, 1984

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Why is everyone surprised about this? Who wouldnt be uncomfortable visiting their father again after all those years

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The Flood / Re: Just saw Age of Ultron
« on: April 22, 2015, 09:25:08 PM »
did the hulk make a porno?

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The Flood / Re: How did you come up with your username?
« on: April 22, 2015, 08:50:46 PM »
well...

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Gaming / witcher quest gameplay
« on: April 22, 2015, 08:29:50 PM »
some Polski detktive shit rite here, liking the politically driven decisions

and incomplete sentences

YouTube




sorry for ign

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The Flood / Re: ur mum vs Memes
« on: April 22, 2015, 08:15:22 PM »
I am 10 and still sleep with my parents becuz I was scared as a child when I was in the middle of the knight when someone broke in and shot me in my leg. this encouraged me to sleep alone and to not be scared anymore

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The Flood / Re: Dog drives tractor, causes traffic disruption.
« on: April 22, 2015, 02:55:01 PM »
he was just trying to get to mecca

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The Flood / Re: Wtf guys I'm not banned
« on: April 22, 2015, 12:29:21 PM »

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If by freaked out you mean merged the 30 odd threads that were made into the first one created to avoid the entire front page being drowned in spam, then yeah

What else would I mean?

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The Flood / Re: KONTENT KREATION
« on: April 21, 2015, 09:22:13 PM »
as expected... it's terminal


wadever, it's not like there wont be an alternative in 2 years


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The Flood / KONTENT KREATION
« on: April 21, 2015, 09:16:20 PM »
deci's thread got me thinking


we need to round up our options on how to increase the shit we put out in the name of this site as well as how to encourage new memebers to come in..... while still maintaining our xenophobic nature


list what you could realistically do to contribute


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The Flood / Re: Wtf guys I'm not banned
« on: April 21, 2015, 09:11:04 PM »
wtf? I thought u were banned?

No I just got home from my shitty job at a gas station wtf happened?

it said you were blacklisted

I created a thread entitled "we are all slash" and credited your disappearance to a Palestinian hacker mastermind controlling the whole site

we spammed This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden.
in a charlie hebdo/sparticus like tribute for around 10 min.

mods freaked out and turned my original thread into a clusterfuck of serious discussion and accusation of forum circle jerking by merging it at least 4 times



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holy fuck, i was just making a jest

this thread has been mutated beyond recognition

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The Flood / Re: why was slash banned
« on: April 21, 2015, 06:28:26 PM »
Page 2 in the big thread about it.
the one by jocephalopod?

psy is merging all the threads into my original thread entitled "we are all slash"


you're in said thred

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The Flood / Re: Is it safe to go out now?
« on: April 21, 2015, 06:26:25 PM »
This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden.

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