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4741
« on: April 29, 2015, 04:39:47 PM »
I always score ridiculously highly on antisocial and narcissistic.
just fucking do it already 
4742
« on: April 29, 2015, 04:33:08 PM »
what the fuck kind of oingo boingo accent does Ed Miliband have?
he sounds partially paralyzed
4743
« on: April 29, 2015, 04:24:21 PM »
highlight of the day...
my dug jumped into a freezing cold lake on my property in upstate NY like some mentally handicapped baptist
the car smelled like shit
also got to hold the birdman Oscar, as my cousin was one of the writers for the movie
Your dug is so cute!!! What's it like to hold an Oscar?
it's heavy in the colon
4744
« on: April 29, 2015, 04:21:55 PM »
Yes, I'm letting an Internet site judge my personality over the three psychologists I've encountered.
yes
4745
« on: April 29, 2015, 04:14:06 PM »
Why did you take the test on an incognito tab?
i always use incognito you never know where i might take things
4746
« on: April 29, 2015, 03:42:48 PM »
wrong forum friend
wops ken someone move
4747
« on: April 29, 2015, 03:33:12 PM »
4748
« on: April 29, 2015, 09:01:48 AM »
4749
« on: April 29, 2015, 09:01:27 AM »
Play 'Reef - Place Your Hands' at half-speed.
What will I experience?
What it would sound like if I stepped on your balls.
So intense cries of pleasure?
4750
« on: April 29, 2015, 08:57:08 AM »
Play 'Reef - Place Your Hands' at half-speed.
What will I experience?
4751
« on: April 29, 2015, 08:49:06 AM »
I like this one
That was my "big hit" May skeletone live forever
4752
« on: April 29, 2015, 08:47:10 AM »
10 seconds and my ears give up.
Cunt why you do that?
*sips tea*
The magic of distorting a pearl Jam song
4753
« on: April 29, 2015, 08:41:49 AM »
4754
« on: April 29, 2015, 06:01:53 AM »
I know right? i was trying to help a customer the other day and she responded with "get your hands off my neck"
people are so rude
4755
« on: April 28, 2015, 11:29:15 PM »
 the thing I love about dogs is that they can look like deep thinkers, yet you know they have no fucking idea what's going on
4756
« on: April 28, 2015, 11:15:44 PM »
Oh dear lord what in the name of Rape Culture am I looking at?
have you never seen shark egg pods?
4757
« on: April 28, 2015, 11:14:34 PM »
What the hell happened to the thread
WTF Joe?
i'm sorry.. he he was controlling me 
4758
« on: April 28, 2015, 11:11:52 PM »
what are your views on the show "River Monsters" starring Jeremy Wade?
Most of our members agree that it does not do enough to further the oppression of women within society. We are currently planning on having the contents of the show edited to suit our goals. For example, we will be making sure all fillmed fish are female so that the audience knows that they are being objectified and exploited against their will for the entertainment of men.
We will also be using only 77% less bait when catching female fish as opposed to the males.
do you consider the widely implemented external fertilization of female fish eggs by male counterparts "carpet bomb rape"
This is a widely debated topic among our senior members. Many have counter-proposed the genetic engineering of highly aggressive Multi-Species "Rape Fish" which, like some species of sharks, forcefully mate with female fish with a guaranteed 100% chance of fertilization
hmm, very interesting. It could be argued however that both ends of the biological spectrum are under the patriarchy. especially in the aforementioned shark population, where live birth oftentimes results in cannibalism within the womb. how can female embryos have an equal chance at life when they are being oppressed by their larger hungrier savage brothers? should the blame be bestowed upon the mother as a vessel or her male creations as the instrument?
4759
« on: April 28, 2015, 11:01:00 PM »
what are your views on the show "River Monsters" starring Jeremy Wade?
Most of our members agree that it does not do enough to further the oppression of women within society. We are currently planning on having the contents of the show edited to suit our goals. For example, we will be making sure all fillmed fish are female so that the audience knows that they are being objectified and exploited against their will for the entertainment of men.
We will also be using only 77% less bait when catching female fish as opposed to the males.
do you consider the widely implemented external fertilization of female fish eggs by male counterparts "carpet bomb rape"
4760
« on: April 28, 2015, 10:48:54 PM »
what are your views on the show "River Monsters" starring Jeremy Wade?
4761
« on: April 28, 2015, 10:47:23 PM »
The forum was shit.
No real content just a bunch of whiny brats.
I went on a quest for a better forum and poof here I was.
I found it on the tapatalk app
To be totally honest you're in no better a place than when you started. :/
no.. http://onision.com/forum
4762
« on: April 28, 2015, 10:33:41 PM »
highlight of the day...
my dog jumped into a freezing cold lake on my property in upstate NY like some mentally handicapped baptist
the car smelled like shit
also got to hold the birdman Oscar, as my cousin was one of the writers for the movie
All hail dug
it is not everyday you get to witness dug in his ancestral robes
4763
« on: April 28, 2015, 10:32:32 PM »
alright. i'm done here rocketman
your clothes are by the door, i'll give the tape to my boss and we'll see if you've got the job
Memesmiths unite!
Vote 4 Vermin
4764
« on: April 28, 2015, 10:28:55 PM »
highlight of the day... my dug jumped into a freezing cold lake on my property in upstate NY like some mentally handicapped baptist the car smelled like shit also got to hold the birdman Oscar, as my cousin was one of the writers for the movie
4765
« on: April 28, 2015, 10:07:58 PM »
you must be a hard man
4766
« on: April 28, 2015, 09:56:18 PM »
reminds me of the time i fingered my ex 
4767
« on: April 28, 2015, 09:46:56 PM »
alright. i'm done here rocketman your clothes are by the door, i'll give the tape to my boss and we'll see if you've got the job
4768
« on: April 28, 2015, 09:41:53 PM »
these are not fish, but they'll look great on my wall 
4769
« on: April 28, 2015, 09:37:25 PM »
my slaves know i never catch and release 
4770
« on: April 28, 2015, 09:36:02 PM »
this isn't a porno 
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