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verbally forced me into filling out one of those contact info sheets

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i ain't a fucking pussy


just shoot him in the head so he can die a soldier's death



back on track..

there's an army recruitment center near mi house, the guy inside would always challenge kids walking past to a push up contest and slowly mold their minds in a drug dealer type fashion to join the force.

you can't really blame them, as they're just doing a job. he also wasn't particularly annoying 

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Serious / Re: Proxies
« on: April 30, 2015, 02:57:40 PM »
here's how it works


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The Flood / Re: How Racist/Sexist Are You?
« on: April 30, 2015, 02:52:47 PM »
in reality i'm not racist in the slightest and have multiple inferiors in my friend group

i'm not sexist either, but women aren't smart enough to refute this.

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I have a nervous habit of biting my nails.

so, naturally, I'm almost always in excruciating pain.

You bite your fucking toenails?

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The Flood / Re: Do you people sleep with your windows open?
« on: April 30, 2015, 07:58:39 AM »
Every night when I go to sleep, god comes through my window and takes off his clothes

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The Flood / Re: Halo Follower is a total spaz
« on: April 29, 2015, 11:40:13 PM »
he reads the halo wiki out loud in front of a mirror in order to curb his speech impediment


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The Flood / Re: favorite late night activities
« on: April 29, 2015, 11:38:22 PM »
sure

then why are you not on your knees in worship of such a divine being?

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that is honestly such a cute picture

so jelly of your dug

lol he jumped into a freezing cold lake in upstate NY and started shivering like a bitch, good thing i had blankets.

the car still smells like a wet dog. 
 

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The Flood / Re: favorite late night activities
« on: April 29, 2015, 11:33:36 PM »
sure

then why are you not on your knees in worship of such a divine being?

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: favorite late night activities
« on: April 29, 2015, 11:30:14 PM »

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The Flood / Re: favorite late night activities
« on: April 29, 2015, 11:28:32 PM »
beat my dog
go fuck yourself

 but i always beat him, he's really bad at chess

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The Flood / Re: DO YOU HAVEE THE TIME
« on: April 29, 2015, 11:27:29 PM »
green day is the band who's fan base solely consists of kids who want to be local firefighters in high school.

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The Flood / Re: favorite late night activities
« on: April 29, 2015, 11:23:36 PM »
watch shitty movies with friends

do DRUGS

beat my dog


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The Flood / Re: What was your first post?
« on: April 29, 2015, 10:10:13 PM »

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Serious / Re: Baltimore riots continue
« on: April 29, 2015, 10:01:18 PM »
YouTube


some funny shit

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The Flood / Re: personality disorder quiz
« on: April 29, 2015, 09:56:41 PM »
ITT: people who pretend to have mental illness to look cool

shut up, i'm narcissistic and maintain an active social life while not feeling any hint of anxiety

I also kill people and my doctor says I have a ADD/ADHD/HIV 

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The Flood / Re: I Need A Movie
« on: April 29, 2015, 09:40:46 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Picture Thread?
« on: April 29, 2015, 09:38:07 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I Need A Movie
« on: April 29, 2015, 09:28:24 PM »
A Serbian Film

why are you suggesting kids movies?

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The Flood / Re: I Need A Movie
« on: April 29, 2015, 09:23:44 PM »
Italian Spiderman

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Picture Thread?
« on: April 29, 2015, 09:18:32 PM »
hmmm..

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Serious / Re: Economics survey (ten questions)
« on: April 29, 2015, 09:10:53 PM »
1. How would you rate your understanding of economics?
-mostly ignorant

2. Broadly, how do you think people behave?
-A mixture of the two

3. On the whole, workers are fairly compensated by broadly free markets for their labour.
-Agree

4. Are tariffs necessary for the well-being of a domestic economy?
-No, they hurt the consumer by inflating prices/don't really know

5. Should we have a minimum wage?
-No, provided there is some kind of social safety net for the worst-off

6. What determines the value of a good or service?
-The subjective value the consumer assigns to it, translated by the cost they are willing to bear for it

7. Should the government use fiscal stimulus to counteract recessions?
-don't know... i'm inclined to say no though

8. Should the government use monetary stimulus to counteract recessions?
-Yes, using a mixture of both

9. What is the most important driver of economic growth?
-Consumption... i think?

10. What, primarily, caused the 2008 Recession?
-don't know.. although I guess I could agree with the banks not responding to economic movements



i'm gonna be honest here, i don't know shit about economics. i'm just choosing what i think makes sense from some offhand knowledge

 









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The Flood / Re: personality disorder quiz
« on: April 29, 2015, 07:48:02 PM »
bet you guys don't have your life in order like me


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The Flood / Re: personality disorder quiz
« on: April 29, 2015, 05:56:03 PM »
calling all barbarians

get your hands on the mightiest of mobile combat strategy games -Free

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The Flood / Re: personality disorder quiz
« on: April 29, 2015, 05:50:17 PM »
Can anyone beat my narcissist score of 92%? 8)


Narcisstic, Schizotypal, and Histrionic all scored very high and describe me well hmm

are you dethroning my 70%?

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The Flood / Re: kill yourself
« on: April 29, 2015, 05:33:28 PM »
MALICIOUS LINK



VIRIS DETECTED

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The Flood / Re: personality disorder quiz
« on: April 29, 2015, 05:19:55 PM »
i don't know why this test is pretty accurate for most people

the questions are a bit weird

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The Flood / Re: The cost of raising a child.
« on: April 29, 2015, 05:18:32 PM »
to quote anti-verbatim, "having kids is my duty as a human being"

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The Flood / Re: personality disorder quiz
« on: April 29, 2015, 05:15:40 PM »
People with low narcissistic scores - GTFO you liars. You know you want to look socially acceptable, just admit it already.


So that's why I walk around wearing a trench coat and boots.


Thanks for that.

you are fashion


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