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The Flood / Re: Mods
« on: May 04, 2015, 05:51:50 PM »
and thus, the holy threesome between Lemon, PSU, and Jive commences

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Serious / Re: "Draw Muhammad" shooting in Garland Texas
« on: May 04, 2015, 05:46:15 PM »
yea guys, talk about the brave mens who shot the bed guys



I can't believe they booked GI Joe for their defenses.


10,000 dollars for 40 guys equipped like that is not bad at all...

I should have hired them for my bar mitzvah




 

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Serious / Re: "Draw Muhammad" shooting in Garland Texas
« on: May 04, 2015, 05:25:13 PM »
yea guys, talk about the brave mens who shot the bed guys


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Serious / Re: "Draw Muhammad" shooting in Garland Texas
« on: May 04, 2015, 04:48:57 PM »
you guys gonna fuck or what?

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The Flood / Re: Tried Chik-Fil-A sauce, AMA me anything
« on: May 04, 2015, 12:24:07 PM »
Oh cool, I'm going there this Sunday after church
wish I could see the disappointment on your face when you try going to Chick Fil A on sunday

The locks won't stop me

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Serious / Re: "Draw Muhammad" shooting in Garland Texas
« on: May 04, 2015, 12:20:47 PM »
So if someone calls me, stupid I can attempt to brutally murder them and be in the right?

K.

TALK SHIT GET HIT

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The Flood / Re: Tried Chik-Fil-A sauce, AMA me anything
« on: May 04, 2015, 12:16:39 PM »
Oh cool, I'm going there this Sunday after church

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The Flood / Re: Rum vs Beer
« on: May 04, 2015, 12:15:58 PM »
Mead is superior to both

Did the peasants tell you that?
Mead is pretty damn good

I've never had it..

What's it like? I imagine honey and alcohol

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The Flood / Re: Rum vs Beer
« on: May 04, 2015, 12:10:39 PM »
Mead is superior to both

Did the peasants tell you that?

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Serious / Re: "Draw Muhammad" shooting in Garland Texas
« on: May 04, 2015, 12:09:23 PM »
it's funny how almost every conversation in serious culminates into a debate regarding morals

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The Flood / Re: Rum vs Beer
« on: May 04, 2015, 10:51:01 AM »
last time I had rum, things happened.

You had to shit?

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The Flood / Re: Rum vs Beer
« on: May 04, 2015, 09:14:37 AM »
Chardonnay. Scrumpy cider.

I like that word




Scrumpy

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Gaming / Re: Who's your main character in MK X?
« on: May 04, 2015, 09:11:30 AM »
The black guy with arms

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The Flood / Re: New Top Gear presenters....
« on: May 04, 2015, 08:59:05 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Rum vs Beer
« on: May 04, 2015, 08:51:15 AM »


These fücking ghostbusters gifs have got to stop

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The Flood / Re: You walk into your room
« on: May 03, 2015, 10:25:54 PM »
check his pockets for condoms

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The Flood / Re: itt: post shit you have that you bet others dont
« on: May 03, 2015, 10:21:34 PM »
my friend has one of those, it made a good toilet paper holder.


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The Flood / Re: Story about my mom
« on: May 03, 2015, 10:13:07 PM »
Good for you Jimmy boy.


is that Baltimore in the background?

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The Flood / Re: Story about my mom
« on: May 03, 2015, 09:56:30 PM »
If you had a kid with your mom, it would be your brother and your son
misogynist pig

women aren't human because their DNA is different

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The Flood / Re: So this one guy comes into a bar...
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:51:40 PM »
again with dis shith


a priest, a rapist, and a registered sex offender walk into a bar..


he sits down to have drink

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The Flood / Re: Rum vs Beer
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:49:48 PM »
teetotalism master race

you know you want to

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Rum vs Beer
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:47:39 PM »
What kind of faggot drunks rum?

I take it you've never been inside a gay pirates poop deck

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The Flood / Re: Story about my mom
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:56:55 PM »
If you had a kid with your mom, it would be your brother and your son



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Dafuq are you selling?

Scooters?

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The Flood / Rum vs Beer
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:50:12 PM »
Əh?

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Post good beers.
« on: May 03, 2015, 06:14:15 PM »
>not talking about rum like a true Somalian pirate

4678
What is it? a destiny fanfiction?

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: May 03, 2015, 05:22:35 PM »
Guess I should put this here too

clean shaven and stoned as fook in olive garden

Spoiler
do you own a camera from the 50's?

Not my camera

my secret admirer is 60 years old however

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: May 03, 2015, 05:04:19 PM »
Guess I should put this here too

clean shaven and stoned as fook in olive garden

Spoiler


Fucjing Wath?

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