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The Flood / Re: what did mark read
« on: May 19, 2015, 04:22:26 PM »
it's confideencial


4443
brb gonna check my dog

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: cracked has turned into a fucking sjw haven
« on: May 19, 2015, 12:37:31 PM »
Really?

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this is a subtle thread to mask rocketman's first experience in drinking alcohol and his subsequent episode of implanted sleeper agent  communist behavior after his code word "Dave and Busters" was recited.





Xposed

Lemme debunk this. My 21st birthday was last month, already drank.
And on this occasion, I actually didn't get a drink, felt like saving a little money.

so you're not denying that you are in fact a Russian sleeper agent

Xposed

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The Flood / Re: How to deal with razor bumps?
« on: May 18, 2015, 10:23:09 PM »
>not trimming your pubes with Swiss army knife scissors
are they sharp enough to do this?

yes, and not as intimidating if you have circumcision flashbacks.


take b00t's advice and stop completely removing ur pubes


it's kinda weird unless you're in porn

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this is a subtle thread to mask rocketman's first experience in drinking alcohol and his subsequent episode of implanted sleeper agent  communist behavior after his code word "Dave and Busters" was recited.





Xposed
You only need a couple more memes to become a master memesmith!

i'll just spam out iron memes for 2 hours to raise my level

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The Flood / Re: How to deal with razor bumps?
« on: May 18, 2015, 10:19:28 PM »
>not trimming your pubes with Swiss army knife scissors

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this is a subtle thread to mask rocketman's first experience in drinking alcohol and his subsequent episode of implanted sleeper agent  communist behavior after his code word "Dave and Busters" was recited.





Xposed

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The Flood / Re: Congo is richer than the USA.
« on: May 18, 2015, 09:10:46 PM »
YouTube

4451
Serious / Re: First warm blooded fish found
« on: May 18, 2015, 08:58:44 PM »
We might as well just all commit suicide.

OP first though.

LOL that's not funny, my grandpa committed suicide in the hospital after a Jewish couple said they had documents from the war.

 


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Serious / Re: First warm blooded fish found
« on: May 18, 2015, 02:07:14 PM »
Oh shit

You are the only one who understands the severity of this situation

4453
The Flood / Re: God caught on camera
« on: May 18, 2015, 11:31:03 AM »

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The Flood / Re: God caught on camera
« on: May 18, 2015, 10:57:03 AM »
i dont get it

There's nothing to get

Post ur experience

Boi
Negative. The burden of proof lies with you.

Əh? Did you watch the video in the op?

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The Flood / Re: God caught on camera
« on: May 18, 2015, 10:41:01 AM »
What am I looking at?


God
I'm going to level with you dude, it looks like a woman walking down the side of a street.

Yea but she caused the car crash you didn't notice to the right
She didn't cause the crash. Moscow drivers caused that crash.

Russian dashcams are the eyes of the Lord

Do you have the video for that picture?

No but it's probably on liveleak

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The Flood / Re: God caught on camera
« on: May 18, 2015, 10:40:23 AM »
i dont get it

There's nothing to get

Post ur experience

Boi

4457
The Flood / Re: God caught on camera
« on: May 18, 2015, 09:06:26 AM »
What am I looking at?


God
I'm going to level with you dude, it looks like a woman walking down the side of a street.

Yea but she caused the car crash you didn't notice to the right
She didn't cause the crash. Moscow drivers caused that crash.

Russian dashcams are the eyes of the Lord

4458
The Flood / Re: God caught on camera
« on: May 18, 2015, 09:02:28 AM »
What am I looking at?


God
I'm going to level with you dude, it looks like a woman walking down the side of a street.

Yea but she caused the car crash you didn't notice to the right
I feel nonplussed

And that is why this picture contains god

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A hammerfell/skyrim alliance could shit on the elves

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The Flood / Re: God caught on camera
« on: May 18, 2015, 08:50:13 AM »
What am I looking at?


God
I'm going to level with you dude, it looks like a woman walking down the side of a street.

Yea but she caused the car crash you didn't notice to the right

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The Flood / Re: God caught on camera
« on: May 18, 2015, 08:49:00 AM »
Me and a few friends went into an abandoned grave yard one halloween night to play with a quija bored. What happened next was horrifying

Spoiler
It rained

Careful now that water's wet

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The Flood / Re: God caught on camera
« on: May 18, 2015, 08:43:47 AM »

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The Flood / God caught on camera
« on: May 18, 2015, 08:40:34 AM »



This changes everything


My eyes are open




Spoiler
not a shitpost, discuss events you've seen that you can't logically explain..... I'm not referring to incest

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The Flood / Re: popular things you didn't like
« on: May 18, 2015, 06:22:41 AM »
Family goy
AnimE
anal

4465
The Flood / Re: what's with all this catgirl hate mods
« on: May 18, 2015, 06:11:58 AM »
She got downs?

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The Flood / Re: Yet another shooting in the US.
« on: May 17, 2015, 07:49:10 PM »
Who won?
Piers Morgan and the Brady Campaign, apparently.

Ew

we need to set up stadiums for gang wars.

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The Flood / Re: Ryle needs to be a mod again
« on: May 17, 2015, 07:47:17 PM »
I need to be mod again

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The Flood / Re: Yet another shooting in the US.
« on: May 17, 2015, 07:46:04 PM »
Who won?

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The Flood / Re: Book Recommendations?
« on: May 17, 2015, 07:43:21 PM »
The Bible by God
Everyone already knows the ending though. It ends with the end of the world.

clearly you haven't seen the sequel entitled Stuart Little 2 

The ending comes full circle

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The Flood / Re: Book Recommendations?
« on: May 17, 2015, 07:08:45 PM »
The Bible by God

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