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4351
« on: May 23, 2015, 06:00:18 PM »
Ur mum
4352
« on: May 22, 2015, 11:48:35 PM »
What if he just burned his skin?
4353
« on: May 22, 2015, 11:47:04 PM »
First warm blooded fish, now this?
help me Dugbah
The world is a scary place, but take comfort in knowing it is dug's creation
4354
« on: May 22, 2015, 08:57:29 PM »
All DAT meditation and u still can't stop an earthquake with your mind
4355
« on: May 22, 2015, 08:53:01 PM »
Ive done it before so I'll give you a brief rundown.
They have motion sensors in the majority of the rooms when the door or whatever the fuck is closed.
You're going to need a box around the size of the room itself to stay inside and make sure not to make any significant noises during the period of time the employees are patrolling the place.
If you have a pet, put a box within the box and have it shit and piss in the corner on some absorbent sheet. Dispose of these sheets at least once a week. And if anyone one asks, your storage room is full of senior citzen lavatory supplies
4356
« on: May 22, 2015, 05:13:28 PM »
i'm obviously too stupid to enjoy it or something, right
these types of games keep you excited when you're not playing and there's no real game play anyway
4357
« on: May 22, 2015, 05:12:05 PM »
Him? Im surprised the Chinese let the kid leave the country
wat
He's English, not Chinese
I thought all orphans were Chinese but OK.
do you like it?
it was only born earlier today
and i don't like kids in general
how good are the waste management systems in England?
4358
« on: May 22, 2015, 04:28:32 PM »
Him? Im surprised the Chinese let the kid leave the country
wat
He's English, not Chinese
I thought all orphans were Chinese but OK. do you like it?
4359
« on: May 22, 2015, 04:23:00 PM »
these fucking sick kids are causing the bugs to suffer
4360
« on: May 22, 2015, 04:21:38 PM »
the paul will rise again 
4362
« on: May 22, 2015, 03:50:49 PM »
I found a picture of the brave men who created anime 
4363
« on: May 22, 2015, 03:42:50 PM »
because your mother is a virgin
4364
« on: May 22, 2015, 12:39:29 PM »
Him? Im surprised the Chinese let the kid leave the country
4365
« on: May 22, 2015, 11:16:12 AM »
-Gun
-Middle of nowhere
-Two bullets only
-Gun at the back of the head where the neck meets the skulls. (The sensitive stuff is in the back.. You never want to shoot yourself on the side of the head as it can result in failure and mutilation)
-Quickly double tap
you must be a real dumbass to have a thick enough skull to stop a point-blank shot to the head.
All the important parts of the human brain are more towards the back than the front. That's also why our spinal cord is in the back.
Skulls protect the brain.. yes, bullets can go through the skull, but if you hit the wrong spot.. you are going to probably live in a horrible state for the rest of your life.
Many people who attempt or do it are doing it wrong and the ones that die, just got lucky.
If you are going to shoot yourself from the front.. you'll want to go through the eye socket or an upward angle through the mouth. The less bone you have to go through, the more maximized result.
Have you done this before?
4366
« on: May 22, 2015, 11:11:16 AM »
Wow seriously? He should be killed for his actions
4367
« on: May 22, 2015, 08:40:09 AM »
"Some old faggot with dog"
4368
« on: May 22, 2015, 08:11:35 AM »
My friend's band is called "stagecoach assembly"
4369
« on: May 22, 2015, 07:53:54 AM »
We need to amass a larger population maybe double the size of what we have now before private groups can be a thing....
And we have to come to terms that bungie.net has only so many recruiting options left.
I say we should advertise this place all over the web once and a while without any explanation but just a link
Idk if we would get any new members but unless you're advertising on anime.gov it couldn't hurt.
4370
« on: May 22, 2015, 06:34:57 AM »
4371
« on: May 22, 2015, 06:31:59 AM »
How do becum priest of dug
you must be ordained
Hao du becum 0rdaned
drink the holy fluid
meditate on the energy of dug
when you have discovered the essence of dug, report back to this monastery for the teachings of dug you must spread
I drank the holy fluid, and as time passed without effect, my faith wavered.
Then the unspeakable happened, Dug the Almighty appeared to me in a dream. He spoke to me in many tongues, the Holy tongues of Dug. I understood but at the same time I did not. I was enlightened, but yet realized the only path to true Enlightenment is through Dug. Soon, my sins were made clear, and I cleansed my hands of the filth by following his word and crashing a bus into an orphanage. There, many new followers of Dug would meet with him in the land of spirits, and I feel anointed with his blessings.
May I now be a priest of Dug?
you have plunged yourself into the dark and are reborn in the light of dug. you may spread his holy word as a priest of dug
4372
« on: May 22, 2015, 06:30:26 AM »
I want to be High Priest and worship dug and his enormous cock.
Dug makes it so
HEIL DUG
dug is raising an earthly army
purge the populace
Why are you spreading around pictures of my family?
now do you understand?
4373
« on: May 21, 2015, 06:09:21 PM »
>not cybernations
4374
« on: May 21, 2015, 05:58:13 PM »
u got fucked or something?
4375
« on: May 21, 2015, 05:24:28 PM »
if only you knew how much money I make
4376
« on: May 21, 2015, 03:16:36 PM »
i got INTJ
4377
« on: May 21, 2015, 02:36:43 PM »
it's such a good game man
Im Ghana get it..
I was watching some gameplay and the side quests seem really fleshed out... Are there a lot of side mission or are there just a few really good ones?
Lots, and even simple errands can lead to unexpected, pleasurable consequences. (*cough* Keira Metz)
are you refereing to consensual intercourse between two adults?
4378
« on: May 21, 2015, 11:21:42 AM »
Ur life sounds like a skyrim quest line
4379
« on: May 21, 2015, 08:25:50 AM »
it's such a good game man
Im Ghana get it.. I was watching some gameplay and the side quests seem really fleshed out... Are there a lot of side mission or are there just a few really good ones?
4380
« on: May 21, 2015, 08:19:25 AM »
Lol bro, just get liposuction like me and tell the girls the scars are from Afghanistan
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