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4321
« on: May 27, 2015, 02:02:17 PM »
Its 3:02
4322
« on: May 27, 2015, 06:38:04 AM »
obviously you people have never been tortured by a Vietnamese man wearing lipstick
4323
« on: May 27, 2015, 06:11:09 AM »
I remembor
4324
« on: May 26, 2015, 11:52:04 PM »
Is it just me or is Geralt Master Chief's 13th century fantasy ancestor or something?
I mean, c'mon. He's one line away from saying that he'll finish the fight or mix things up a little.
Well the backstory is kinda similar
4325
« on: May 26, 2015, 09:14:38 PM »
 -What in the sandwich fuck is this?
4326
« on: May 26, 2015, 08:42:47 PM »
New Jersey
4327
« on: May 26, 2015, 08:32:45 PM »
I once knew this scumbag who impersonated kids with diseases so people would feel bad for him, one day I saw him walking around doing his usual act, I decided to do what every one of his victims dreamed of and forced him to eat a disgusting snickers bar I found on the courtyard.
he got all worried after I let go of his fatass neck and pulled out a heroin needle disguised as a pen, confirming my initial suspicion that he was on drugs. I wrestled the pen from his hand and kicked him away, not wanting him to OD. He got all panicky and started shaking violently before falling to the floor. If I knew he would of have a relapse, I might have given his pen back. I got kind of freaked out and ran back in for lunch.
I never saw the kid again, so I figured I scared him off for good, my mom said he went to live on a farm with all his relatives. Good riddance
4328
« on: May 26, 2015, 08:04:58 PM »
wait there's a difference between corn flakes and Wheaties? they taste the same....
4329
« on: May 26, 2015, 07:49:57 PM »
what the fuck are u talking about?
4330
« on: May 26, 2015, 06:39:02 PM »
4331
« on: May 26, 2015, 08:45:57 AM »
4332
« on: May 26, 2015, 08:12:36 AM »
Did you know that north Korea and south Korea are on the same peninsula
No.
Now you do See what a good Christian education can do?
4333
« on: May 26, 2015, 08:03:34 AM »
Did you know that north Korea and south Korea are on the same peninsula
4334
« on: May 25, 2015, 05:46:28 PM »
lol
4335
« on: May 25, 2015, 04:02:13 PM »
4336
« on: May 25, 2015, 01:23:49 PM »
4337
« on: May 25, 2015, 12:45:58 PM »
lol holy shit this sounds like an episode of the boondocks
boxer's are pretty retarded though, on par with pitbulls
4338
« on: May 25, 2015, 12:00:10 PM »
brainwashed hive mind
4339
« on: May 25, 2015, 10:28:39 AM »
Manofmyth kills everyone
4340
« on: May 24, 2015, 09:47:51 PM »
I know enough Spanish to prevent me from getting raped in south america
4341
« on: May 24, 2015, 09:06:04 PM »
Don't do either. I'm not all high-and-mighty about it, I just don't enjoy either of the two activities. If I had to, I would probably just smoke weed. Weed makes you relaxed and positive, alcohol just makes you an unintelligent asshole.
whoa der look who's here
4342
« on: May 24, 2015, 05:13:45 PM »
4343
« on: May 24, 2015, 02:07:35 PM »
is this a metaphor?
4344
« on: May 24, 2015, 02:01:25 PM »
do people not understand that when someone is nice to you they want to fuck you?
Hi Joce. How was your day?
4345
« on: May 24, 2015, 01:59:02 PM »
do people not understand that when someone is nice to you they want to fuck you?
4346
« on: May 24, 2015, 12:55:19 PM »
try buying prosthetic fingers so you don't have to play with your torso
4347
« on: May 24, 2015, 12:10:35 PM »
static shock is a fucking trash riding cunt
4348
« on: May 24, 2015, 11:00:44 AM »
Weknowmemes 
4349
« on: May 24, 2015, 10:56:25 AM »
But verbatim, evolution is perfect because Jesus Christ made it that way. Besides, I hate logical fallacies.
4350
« on: May 24, 2015, 09:57:55 AM »
PM me
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