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« on: May 30, 2015, 10:05:57 PM »
Women can be your friend, my gf is like a mother to me
4262
« on: May 30, 2015, 12:58:42 PM »
Then you've never gone down on a homless woman in Costco
4263
« on: May 30, 2015, 12:40:56 PM »
A slut is just a woman who wants to have as much sex as a man
cept dick cant get loose like a sluts beef sandwich
That's why we invented anal.
*oral
*Surgical opening
*nasal
*navel
4264
« on: May 30, 2015, 12:39:13 PM »
Oh, is milk good to drink? Because I drink a shit ton
only if it's milk straight from the holy dug
 This image will be dugafied
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« on: May 30, 2015, 12:37:23 PM »
A slut is just a woman who wants to have as much sex as a man
cept dick cant get loose like a sluts beef sandwich
That's why we invented anal.
*oral
*Surgical opening
4266
« on: May 30, 2015, 12:35:57 PM »
Oh, is milk good to drink? Because I drink a shit ton
4267
« on: May 30, 2015, 12:33:03 PM »
A slut is just a woman who wants to have as much sex as a man
Implying only females can be sluts.
Shit
4268
« on: May 30, 2015, 12:29:36 PM »
A slut is just a woman who wants to have as much sex as a man
4269
« on: May 30, 2015, 12:26:54 PM »
Holy shit, my grandpa has this.. The guy is a beast, he can still do pullups n shite at 80 years old, the thing is from the 80s though so its not that stable.. How cheap do they go for?
Check Craigslist, but I got a nice one from a sports store for $120. Ones with less padding will go for less.
Yea that's what I was going to do, I'm willing to spend 200. If this thing is as handy as you say. My dad owns a rowing machine as well, although I dont know if its worth my time
4270
« on: May 30, 2015, 12:17:06 PM »
Pullups are life. A cheap pullup/dip bar will go a long way.
^^ this
If you have the budget for a power tower, you have the pullup, dip bar and the other side for core workouts. Highly recommend if you're willing to pay money for equipment. Although if you have a gym membership I'm sure they'll have at least one.
Almost all variations of pushups are godly as well
Holy shit, my grandpa has this.. The guy is a beast, he can still do pullups n shite at 80 years old, the thing is from the 80s though so its not that stable.. How cheap do they go for?
4271
« on: May 30, 2015, 12:13:50 PM »
Pullups are life. A cheap pullup/dip bar will go a long way.
And hurts my bitch hands
I know that feel bruv
4272
« on: May 30, 2015, 12:06:09 PM »
Pullups are life. A cheap pullup/dip bar will go a long way.
I made my own own pullup bar out of a 2x4 I nailed to the wall, but its annoying to use and hurts my bitch hands I'll put it on the list
4273
« on: May 30, 2015, 12:02:41 PM »
Gains etc.
I need an muskle to make sex
4274
« on: May 30, 2015, 12:00:49 PM »
I never though it would come to this, but I do need some advice..
I've started working out a bit more around 2 weeks ago, I've got no time to give brojobs at the gym so I need a workout/diet routine I can follow everyday to develop my upper body.
So far I've been doing sets of elevated pushups and chinups and half an hour sessions of boxing with my brother, I'm going to start running in a week and I've been eating more eggs and shit
Anything else I should be doing? And when will I start to see results?
4275
« on: May 29, 2015, 02:19:20 PM »
Watch danger 5
4276
« on: May 29, 2015, 10:08:07 AM »
still waiting for op to deliver
I will just gotta return some videotapes
4277
« on: May 29, 2015, 06:20:12 AM »
>eastern european gamers
>closes video
4278
« on: May 28, 2015, 10:53:07 PM »
I thought it was "make your own hole on a grassy knoll"
4279
« on: May 28, 2015, 10:44:37 PM »
at least no one got hurt
4280
« on: May 28, 2015, 07:29:23 PM »
But women can't play sports.....
4281
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:21:50 PM »
lol 5:58
i don't get it
batman just killed some people
4282
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:19:08 PM »
lol 5:58
4283
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:10:03 PM »
that was a poor use of "we"
i don't personally think her design is contentious, but i have heard other people whine about
her design is basically themed around the beauty of nature, so some mild sexualization is forgivable
well when her abilities focus on seduction it should be expected this design looks a bit more.. evil than the previous
4284
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:01:38 PM »
Watch the feminists lose their shit over that vine girl
>vine girl
Poison Ivy.
and we already have, don't worry about it
i'm curious to know what exactly feminists would find offensive about this poison ivy
4285
« on: May 28, 2015, 04:54:40 PM »
he looks so ridiculous when he flies
the dark kite rises
4286
« on: May 28, 2015, 04:49:03 PM »
4287
« on: May 28, 2015, 04:37:37 PM »
4288
« on: May 28, 2015, 04:26:39 PM »
oh um
u getting hot n bothered?
4289
« on: May 28, 2015, 04:24:38 PM »
oh my fucking god 
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« on: May 28, 2015, 04:19:30 PM »
oh my fuck the women want these things post more
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