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u play WoT m8?

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The Flood / Re: Today is my eighteenth birthday
« on: June 04, 2015, 03:25:10 PM »
heppy day of conception

YouTube

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Serious / Re: Do you consider transgenderism a mental illness?
« on: June 04, 2015, 03:18:30 PM »
maybe.... i don't really know or care, as long as my dog doesn't hop on the bandwagon

I still think it's kind of pointless to label yourself as another gender...

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The Flood / Re: So did Elegiac rage quit?
« on: June 04, 2015, 03:11:11 PM »
neh, he said he was going to be away for a few days

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The Flood / Re: I found Elegiac
« on: June 04, 2015, 03:10:05 PM »
is that bruce springstein?

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The Flood / Re: Describe other users as bugs
« on: June 04, 2015, 12:33:53 PM »
That's some shitty evolution
ikr

bees are actually pretty badass machines, otherwise

did you know they aim for your face specifically, because they have the ability to sense which parts of your body are the most sting-able

That's fucking crazy.. I've never been stung by a bee, even though I've been around them most of my life

I heard somewhere that pheremones are released along with the toxin that basically tell other bees to attack you.

Also! Up here, beehives are stored in boxes. Or shacks. They're like lean-toos. Now, all of these boxes have painted marks on them. Numbers on one side, patterns on the other.

Because there's so many identical box hives around, people mark the boxes up with various colours of paints.

And the bees recognize them, therefore not getting lost among all the other hives.

We have the same thing in upstate NY.

I almost want to get stung to know if I'm allergic or not, as my dad doesn't really handle bee stings that well. I might have his shitty reactions

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The Flood / Re: Describe other users as bugs
« on: June 04, 2015, 11:27:07 AM »
Jim is a bed bug

No, he's a drone because he sucks up to moms


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The Flood / Re: Describe other users as bugs
« on: June 04, 2015, 11:10:55 AM »
That's some shitty evolution
ikr

bees are actually pretty badass machines, otherwise

did you know they aim for your face specifically, because they have the ability to sense which parts of your body are the most sting-able

That's fucking crazy.. I've never been stung by a bee, even though I've been around them most of my life

I heard somewhere that pheremones are released along with the toxin that basically tell other bees to attack you.

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The Flood / Re: Describe other users as bugs
« on: June 04, 2015, 11:05:03 AM »

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honeybee

just sting someone

That's some shitty evolution

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wut the fuk

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The Flood / Re: Describe other users as bugs
« on: June 04, 2015, 10:53:03 AM »
I want to be included

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The Flood / Re: Dreams.
« on: June 04, 2015, 09:00:10 AM »
Your dream is a metaphor for gay sex

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The Flood / Re: Today Is Going To Be A Shitty Day
« on: June 04, 2015, 08:59:17 AM »
I know exactly how you feel, the man in the white coat made the chain extra tight last night, and I didn't get any sleep as it was chaffing against my neck.

I'm going to be spending all day until the dark time pulling the levers, its all I've ever done. If I pull the wrong lever, the bad man comes and beats me with a piece of a dishwasher. Sonetimes he is nice though and invites his friend with the dark skin to give me saltine crackers. They taste nice.

It seems as if my life has one purpose, I dont know what I did to deserve this... but I should probably leave before the bad man sees me on this computer monitor. I wouldn't want god to beat me again.
   
                                                        -Joe biden

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Gaming / Re: FALLOUT 4 TRAILER
« on: June 04, 2015, 08:51:47 AM »
Don't you guys know?

Fallout 4 isn't happening

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Gaming / Re: Top 5 Reasons Fallout 4 Wont Happen
« on: June 04, 2015, 08:49:14 AM »
Because he died in Halo Wars.

Fallout 4s vs Spartan 4s
Who wins in an fight?

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The Flood / Re: There is a nuclear holocaust...
« on: June 04, 2015, 08:41:54 AM »
A dug based society will rise from the ashes like the book of eli

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Gaming / Re: Top 5 Reasons Fallout 4 Wont Happen
« on: June 04, 2015, 06:37:27 AM »
Reason 1: 1
Reason 2: 2
Reason 3: 3
Reason 4: ???
Reason 5: Profit!

cool reasons

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The Flood / Re: what's his name, flood?
« on: June 03, 2015, 10:47:29 PM »
lol guy's, have you seen das's comment?

it doesn't make ANY sense
time to make it count, I guess.



we'll journey into the abyss together


aww shit son



Y'all niggas postin in a Spyderco thread.

the endura is the only spyderco i own...


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The Flood / Re: what's his name, flood?
« on: June 03, 2015, 09:57:49 PM »
lol guy's, have you seen das's comment?

it doesn't make ANY sense
time to make it count, I guess.



we'll journey into the abyss together


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The Flood / Re: Remember when DeeJ banned me from bnet for two years
« on: June 03, 2015, 09:37:29 PM »
remeber when deej didn't look like a mentally retarded Dave and Buster's employee?







me neither

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The Flood / Re: what's his name, flood?
« on: June 03, 2015, 09:35:26 PM »
lol guy's, have you seen das's comment?

it doesn't make ANY sense

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The Flood / Re: Oh man
« on: June 03, 2015, 09:15:24 PM »
YouTube

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keep your nan on a leash meta

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The Flood / Re: So the forum went a little crazy tonight [NSFW]
« on: June 03, 2015, 08:52:46 PM »
crusader defends holy avatar of dug from false prophet


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The Flood / Re: what's his name, flood?
« on: June 03, 2015, 08:43:26 PM »
fuck off with that garbage


this man put's the STD in STUD



all he needs is U

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey or Abercrombie model? WHERE IS MY MIND
« on: June 03, 2015, 07:37:19 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Me singing Minnie the Moocher by Cab Calloway
« on: June 03, 2015, 04:44:58 PM »
weren't you actually going to create a vidya

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Gaming / Re: Top 5 Reasons Fallout 4 Wont Happen
« on: June 03, 2015, 02:50:41 PM »
Nothing is stopping this.


hehehhehehehehehehe


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Gaming / Re: Top 5 Reasons Fallout 4 Wont Happen
« on: June 03, 2015, 02:38:58 PM »
An actual nuclear war breaks out

 that would be fun

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Gaming / Re: Top 5 Reasons Fallout 4 Wont Happen
« on: June 03, 2015, 02:35:43 PM »

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Gaming / Top 5 Reasons Fallout 4 Wont Happen
« on: June 03, 2015, 02:26:02 PM »
post 5 reasons why you think fallout 4 wont come out

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