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« on: June 07, 2015, 08:06:25 PM »
I've been to Krakow. City centre is nice, but the outskirts are mighty rough.
Don't be surprised at all the anti-Semitic graffiti.
Why do you think I brought my spray paint?
4142
« on: June 07, 2015, 06:25:11 PM »
Dodecahe12on hype
oh fuk me
4143
« on: June 07, 2015, 06:24:27 PM »
i have an irl friend named beau
how the shit do you pronounce it?
boh
oh
4144
« on: June 07, 2015, 06:21:58 PM »
dodec12gon.cum will rise 
4145
« on: June 07, 2015, 06:09:20 PM »
i have an irl friend named beau
how the shit do you pronounce it?
4146
« on: June 07, 2015, 04:51:46 PM »
sep7agon gave my computer a viris
4147
« on: June 07, 2015, 01:28:33 PM »
o? do you not know? 
4148
« on: June 07, 2015, 01:23:27 PM »
what a rich musical culture
4149
« on: June 07, 2015, 01:22:11 PM »
Karma no doubt
how the fuck was this karma?
TALK SHIT
GET HIT
4150
« on: June 07, 2015, 01:20:45 PM »
squatting is mandatory
none shall pass my watchful gaze 
4151
« on: June 07, 2015, 01:15:47 PM »
dug kills all
4152
« on: June 07, 2015, 01:14:55 PM »
gonna get a pizza at Auschwitz, take crack in krakow.... any of you ever been? tips for an emerican like myself? are they still screening 12 years a Slav in Warsaw? 
4153
« on: June 07, 2015, 11:37:20 AM »
You look nothing like I thought you would
he looks a bit kinder than I thought
4154
« on: June 07, 2015, 11:24:46 AM »
4155
« on: June 06, 2015, 08:00:35 PM »
This thread sucks.
I know
4157
« on: June 06, 2015, 12:56:39 PM »
Cold tile bathroom floor to the head
Or just stick yourself in the freezer
4158
« on: June 05, 2015, 11:56:52 PM »
>TFW fucking retards in this thread don't even recognise Captain Jean Luc Piccard, the first chinise Mayor of Africa and the verry man who invented electricity.
What the fuck am I even doing on a site with such uncultured plebs?
He had cancer but decided to give it away
4159
« on: June 05, 2015, 11:52:41 PM »
jive turkey got some competition 
4160
« on: June 05, 2015, 11:35:55 PM »
They finally got Kony
4161
« on: June 05, 2015, 11:05:41 PM »
that was a fun day at the beach
4162
« on: June 05, 2015, 03:36:10 PM »
just shoot him in the head so he calms down
4163
« on: June 05, 2015, 12:24:23 AM »
where is  ?
4164
« on: June 04, 2015, 11:16:24 PM »
I know exactly how you feel, the man in the white coat made the chain extra tight last night, and I didn't get any sleep as it was chaffing against my neck.
I'm going to be spending all day until the dark time pulling the levers, its all I've ever done. If I pull the wrong lever, the bad man comes and beats me with a piece of a dishwasher. Sonetimes he is nice though and invites his friend with the dark skin to give me saltine crackers. They taste nice.
It seems as if my life has one purpose, I dont know what I did to deserve this... but I should probably leave before the bad man sees me on this computer monitor. I wouldn't want god to beat me again.
-Joe biden
I want to know what I just read
you wont find that anywhere else
4165
« on: June 04, 2015, 11:12:02 PM »
No idea... But why are all the Native American civs such dicks? Every single one of them is an expansionist asshole that loves to forward settle me. ESPECIALLY the fucking Iriquois.
because they like to use every part of the beast
4166
« on: June 04, 2015, 11:09:13 PM »
rip in peace obama
he was so young... he could have achieved so much, been anything he set his mind to.. he could have been the next president every life is precious.
4167
« on: June 04, 2015, 10:58:26 PM »
although jane is dead
this thread lives on
4168
« on: June 04, 2015, 10:39:01 PM »
it's an ok movie, but not as good as Garfield Tail of Two Kitties
4169
« on: June 04, 2015, 10:28:07 PM »
To see if people really react badly to burka wearers, my wife, who is a journalist, decided to wear one for a week, and gauge the reactions.
On the first day, she was spat on, slapped in the face, threatened with death, and yelled at.
And she hasn't even left the house yet.
4170
« on: June 04, 2015, 06:22:47 PM »
draw my dug avatar in god form  
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