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4111
« on: June 08, 2015, 07:29:58 PM »
here
if you're wondering what's in the silver tin
me > you
i still don't know what it is
banoffee pie
oh fuck that bong food looks good the american equivalent is chocolate banana cream pie sounds like a porno
4112
« on: June 08, 2015, 07:25:23 PM »
here
if you're wondering what's in the silver tin
me > you
i still don't know what it is
4113
« on: June 08, 2015, 07:13:25 PM »
There are no fridges here.
Just footlockers filled with alcohol.
show me your medicine cabinet
4114
« on: June 08, 2015, 07:05:58 PM »
OK
nice, why do you have two jars of jelly/jam?
and what the fuk are those two containers on the top of your freezer door?
besides those quirks you appear to have a balanced diet
9/10
i have 2 jars of jelly cuz the bottom one is like soo empty and i dont like tryna reach for that jelly... gets the knife all sticky and whatnot
the things on the freezer door? i dunno lol
it's your parents
4115
« on: June 08, 2015, 07:03:51 PM »
I'm not home right now.
when you get back, I expect dinner.
4116
« on: June 08, 2015, 07:02:49 PM »
OK
nice, why do you have two jars of jelly/jam? and what the fuk are those two containers on the top of your freezer door? besides those quirks you appear to have a balanced diet 9/10
4117
« on: June 08, 2015, 06:41:54 PM »
I have two fridges. Too lazy to take pics lol
FUARK
4118
« on: June 08, 2015, 06:32:46 PM »
you fucking people, I try to have a meaningful discussion over the web and my sacrifice is exchanged with silence? the verisimilitude of my posts are unmatched. the complete absence of shitposting is not compensated with a warm sense of community but a complete desolation akin to truancy from a scholarly fountain of biology. Do you know what it's like to work 12 jobs every day of your life for 6 weeks? to come home to a sick grandpa who grows petunias in the fucking sink? have you ever been approached by a pulchritudinous home depot employee only to be governed on how to stack the BEHR® paint cans?
no more
it ends tonight
4119
« on: June 08, 2015, 06:21:12 PM »
i don't wanna
the moral superiority might be too much 4u
I bet you stuffed the green giant's corpse in your freezer
4120
« on: June 08, 2015, 06:19:40 PM »
take a photo of what's inside your refrigerator
I want to see who's overweight and homeless
4121
« on: June 08, 2015, 06:17:24 PM »
who are the bed men?
4122
« on: June 08, 2015, 05:31:43 PM »
4123
« on: June 08, 2015, 05:26:22 PM »
Orion licked ice cream off my torso in his minivan yesterday
You said you wouldn't tell.
that was the ice cream talking
4124
« on: June 08, 2015, 05:21:39 PM »
Orion licked ice cream off my torso in his minivan yesterday
4125
« on: June 08, 2015, 05:16:23 PM »
cum on guys.... i'm dark and mysterious
4126
« on: June 08, 2015, 05:11:06 PM »
that 100% crit rate when used with a persian in gen i, though lol fucking what?
crits are based off of how fast you are in gen i
and persian is the fastest user of slash (a move with an already high crit chance) in the game
>pokemans
4127
« on: June 08, 2015, 05:07:53 PM »
that 100% crit rate when used with a persian in gen i, though
lol fucking what?
4128
« on: June 08, 2015, 04:10:01 PM »
4129
« on: June 08, 2015, 12:16:46 PM »
Soft drinks are Satan's fecal
4131
« on: June 07, 2015, 11:11:16 PM »
jesus christ what is this thread...
This is primal beauty.
im not ready for this
look into his eyes, isolate the feeling as your will to resist is enveloped in raw muscular beauty
daddy is home
'Daddy is home'
No listen, i didnt order rape
r-ape orders you 
4132
« on: June 07, 2015, 11:06:10 PM »
jesus christ what is this thread...
This is primal beauty.
im not ready for this
look into his eyes, isolate the feeling as your will to resist is enveloped in raw muscular beauty daddy is home
4133
« on: June 07, 2015, 10:54:52 PM »
when you don't have a silverback with your lats 
4134
« on: June 07, 2015, 10:48:18 PM »
4135
« on: June 07, 2015, 10:42:31 PM »
<—
mirin my nips? 
4136
« on: June 07, 2015, 10:37:22 PM »
4137
« on: June 07, 2015, 10:27:13 PM »
This chick wants to be in everything
considering that fact that ufc fighters are paid literal shit it's no surprise
4138
« on: June 07, 2015, 10:26:09 PM »
Dayum... When's Micheal Bay shitting this one out?
he's going to be releasing parts juan too and trey in a 6 year cycle
4139
« on: June 07, 2015, 10:25:21 PM »
The praise doug thread is easily one of my favorite threads of all time.
Your nonchalant lack of fucks given is also a feature I appreciate from you.
heyoooo you're on the gud list as well
4140
« on: June 07, 2015, 10:20:51 PM »
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