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4081
« on: June 10, 2015, 07:16:57 PM »
4082
« on: June 10, 2015, 07:10:53 PM »
I identify as a hat because I love getting head
4083
« on: June 10, 2015, 07:02:11 PM »
4084
« on: June 10, 2015, 04:39:12 PM »
Spoiler jesus dies in the end, but because the authors realized what a pivotal role he played, they go and asslan him in the final act
4085
« on: June 10, 2015, 04:34:34 PM »
but watch yourself
please, show me what i'm working with
4086
« on: June 10, 2015, 03:39:11 PM »
are you learning the guitar because your mother never taught you how to speak?
I hope you get dumped in a lake.
the lord will guide me 
4087
« on: June 10, 2015, 03:36:32 PM »
are you learning the guitar because your mother never taught you how to speak?
4088
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:31:06 AM »
yea, imagine a place where you can order food and then eat it in the establishment
Dude that's a sick idea!
Better copyright it before the feds come and destroy it.
4089
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:27:42 AM »
yea, imagine a place where you can order food and then eat it in the establishment
4090
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:09:11 AM »
Verb
His posts are hilarious
did you hear about the mexican train killer
he had locomotives
4091
« on: June 09, 2015, 11:57:04 PM »
4092
« on: June 09, 2015, 10:19:50 PM »
4093
« on: June 09, 2015, 09:14:54 PM »
Will the game have a graphic?
4094
« on: June 09, 2015, 09:13:30 PM »
Often times high quality subs ruin the whole point, I mean who doesn't want moldy bread on their sandwich once in a while?
4095
« on: June 09, 2015, 08:19:34 PM »
HALO 5 ALL OVER MY FACE
10 bucks says we're getting Kat's Ass all over again.
 the bet is on the table
4096
« on: June 09, 2015, 07:38:41 PM »
my mom isn't, so I can't relate.......sorry
l0l you heartless man
4097
« on: June 09, 2015, 06:43:38 PM »
is it controversial of me to think that religious philosophy is by definition bullshit?
4098
« on: June 09, 2015, 06:18:17 PM »
It doesn't matter if God is cruel or not, as an omniscient being he is objectively moral and what actions he makes in his interests are ultimately the most purposeful.
thank god there's no reason to care about him existing though lol
so what you're really trying to say is that god has a penis?
4099
« on: June 09, 2015, 05:49:01 PM »
draw my avatar
4100
« on: June 09, 2015, 05:42:54 PM »
i'll try and take pics of the construction workers shitting within the foundation walls
4101
« on: June 09, 2015, 06:46:40 AM »
FUCK SCIENCE
PRAISE DUG
SHOMSHALLAHDUGBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
4102
« on: June 08, 2015, 10:18:35 PM »
someone tell marty about this site and make him our mascot/slave
4103
« on: June 08, 2015, 10:17:40 PM »
actually fuck that, come to MY stand up shows
4104
« on: June 08, 2015, 10:07:10 PM »
bill burr has always been fun
he reminds me of my dog
4105
« on: June 08, 2015, 09:48:08 PM »
4106
« on: June 08, 2015, 09:46:31 PM »
he has a YouTube channel?
subskribed
4107
« on: June 08, 2015, 08:42:33 PM »
Yogurt, left over home made fried rice, left over pizza, left over home made Mongolian beef, eggs, chives, and two gallons of Arizona tea. I need to go grocery shopping...
Mongolian beef?
Beef with fresh minced ginger and garlic, brown sugar, soy sauce, scallions, and sesame seeds served on steamed rice. My fiancé is Japanese.
does he look like this? 
4108
« on: June 08, 2015, 08:36:55 PM »
Yogurt, left over home made fried rice, left over pizza, left over home made Mongolian beef, eggs, chives, and two gallons of Arizona tea. I need to go grocery shopping...
Mongolian beef?
4109
« on: June 08, 2015, 08:29:02 PM »
I have three fridges full of food, which would you have me pick?
all of them
4110
« on: June 08, 2015, 08:25:01 PM »
Eh, mine are pretty empty.
do you even eat?
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