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The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 03:34:05 PM »
I await your judgement



pure coat

nice teeth

stubby defined ears

loose skin

weak neck

surprisingly athletic arms/legs

almost defined chest

weak gut

6/10


8/10 if exercised more
okay okay here's a better picture



good head

strong jaw muscles

weak snout

nice ears


7/10


4022
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 03:27:04 PM »
It likes to sit on/near black things

strong head

erect ears

strong face

coat has a bit of grey

can't judge the arms or chest i'm going to assume they aren't weak


blacknig/10


7/10


4023
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 03:23:15 PM »
my dog at christmas


powerful head

symmetrical mouth/nasal

proportional neck

defined jaw

can't judge the chest/shoulder

8/10


this a staffordshire mix?
no, mostly rottweiler mixed with boxer and german shepherd


holy shet i was off the mark

good looking dug

4024
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 03:22:26 PM »
I await your judgement



pure coat

nice teeth

stubby defined ears

loose skin

weak neck

surprisingly athletic arms/legs

almost defined chest

weak gut

6/10


8/10 if exercised more

4026
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 03:17:02 PM »
my dog at christmas


powerful head

symmetrical mouth/nasal

proportional neck

defined jaw

can't judge the chest/shoulder

8/10


this a staffordshire mix?

4027
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 03:10:56 PM »


strong temporal muscles (back of head)

minimal eye droopage

symmetrical nasal

defined arm muscle 

droopy chops

undefined jaw/neck

pigeon chest

 
7.5/10- 13 years old, doesn't look a day over 6 





4028
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 03:03:46 PM »



herbivore

young

defined head

strong jaw muscles

pure coat

possible paw deformity

7/10

4029
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 03:00:24 PM »
Oliver, my fucking cat.
Spoiler

strong wildcat-like features

excellent coat

excellent head/whiskers

strong build

weak paws

8/10

4030
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 02:57:37 PM »
Spoiler


female?

strong build in the arms, paws are exceptional

coloration could be a bit better on the stomach 

small head


7/10

4031
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 02:55:10 PM »
Spoiler

looks prime to kill


roku san will be avenged

holyfukkinshit/10



*woops

4033
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 02:51:54 PM »
Rate pls

ready to mate


has weak knees though, so be careful

4034
The Flood / Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 02:45:46 PM »
do it

Spoiler

4035
The Flood / Re: Drew a bunch of stuff in KFC style
« on: June 14, 2015, 02:42:56 PM »
can you draw a kfc dug?

4036
The Flood / Re: Come in here so I can ask you questions about stuff
« on: June 14, 2015, 12:42:33 PM »
what
Have you ever considered the practical uses of natural psychedelics, that many cultures have used for centuries to "connect with nature," in modern society?

I wouldn't know if there are any practical uses of natural psychedelics in our modern world, It would seem like an interesting thing to experience granted the after effects aren't that harsh. almost like looking through another lens of reality... with that being said, it could help spice up someone's day to day life.


psychedelics should be studied in depth, shit like DMT is really interesting and the fact that our body produces it at birth and near death suggests some practical use i guess

4037
The Flood / Re: Come in here so I can ask you questions about stuff
« on: June 14, 2015, 12:22:17 PM »
what

4038
The Flood / Re: What Breast Size Do You Like?
« on: June 14, 2015, 11:35:24 AM »
32 b c and d

4039
The Flood / Re: Your username.
« on: June 14, 2015, 08:47:40 AM »
The jocephalopod?



looks like you nailed this one

I want to find out what book this is from..

4040
The Flood / Re: Your username.
« on: June 14, 2015, 08:24:53 AM »
The jocephalopod?



4041
The Flood / Re: Hand thing
« on: June 13, 2015, 09:40:00 AM »
Is this your parent's sex tape?

4042
The Flood / Re: Oh What A Sweet Saturday
« on: June 13, 2015, 09:34:58 AM »
I'm in the park, it feels like the fourth of July. People are dancing and laughing, some fuck is selling ice cream singing Italian songs..

4043
The Flood / Re: What makes you happy?
« on: June 13, 2015, 09:01:18 AM »
Fuck you mom, I didn't choose to be born into this world

4044
The Flood / Re: Someone just fucking died and it's being streamed
« on: June 13, 2015, 12:36:49 AM »
Well, at least noone got hurt

4045
The Flood / Re: 100pc honest, totally narcissistic AMA
« on: June 13, 2015, 12:34:20 AM »
Ever got into a fight?

4046
The Flood / Re: An inspiring story that is important.
« on: June 12, 2015, 03:00:03 PM »
it wasn't anxiety, it was the soul of dug bursting at the seams
and that looks like anxiety?

yes, the dog probably threw up stacks of gold as well, funding his owners to learn how to speak in order to get his story known

4047
The Flood / Re: An inspiring story that is important.
« on: June 12, 2015, 02:56:23 PM »
it wasn't anxiety, it was the soul of dug bursting at the seams


4048
Gaming / Re: Oculus Rift Conference
« on: June 12, 2015, 02:35:00 PM »
so it's invisible and comes with Phil Spencer home dvd movie?

4049
Serious / Re: Shit gets weirder and weirder by the day
« on: June 12, 2015, 02:01:26 PM »
can you fucks stop, she's not white.

she's Birachel

4050
Serious / Re: Shit gets weirder and weirder by the day
« on: June 12, 2015, 01:12:17 PM »
So what you're telling me is that blacks don't want a caucasian activist involved in/chairing the NAACP?


β€œOne’s racial identity is not a qualifying criteria or disqualifying standard for NAACP leadership,” the national group said.

officially no


and please she's not Caucasian, call her Caitlyn

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