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3991
Gaming / Dark souls 3
« on: June 15, 2015, 01:42:06 PM »
YouTube




3992
Gaming / Gears of war 4
« on: June 15, 2015, 01:40:07 PM »
YouTube


here jew go

3993
Gaming / Re: eylo 5 gameplay
« on: June 15, 2015, 01:33:03 PM »
GONNA SHOWER AND COME BACK TO WATCH THIS NO ONE REMOVE IT



oh no :( copyright claim

3994
Gaming / Re: eylo 5 gameplay
« on: June 15, 2015, 01:25:34 PM »
Best Halo campaign, easily.

everything seems so exotic

3995
Gaming / eylo 5 gameplay
« on: June 15, 2015, 01:09:23 PM »
from the stream quality is meh

YouTube


YouTube

3996
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 15, 2015, 12:48:24 PM »
2cute4u

well set full face

great facial symmetry

good brow

nice posture

good shoulders

hindquarters seem pronounced

good coat

9/10 Siamese cats are hard to fuck up


3997
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 15, 2015, 12:19:30 PM »

http://sep7agon.net/index.php?action=profile;u=916

works at Starbucks

0/10

(Facepalm) I'm not a pet! Blah

Here's my cat Athena:




And here's my Doge Buttercup and Athena snuggling


Athena:

nice round head

well set ears

weak neck

good arms

paws are adequate

good chest

facial features could be a bit more defined

coat is slightly off but in great condition in the 2nd photo

seems a bit on the small side in the picture

8/10



Buttercup:

round but weak head

good muzzle

eye bags

loose skin

arms from what i can see seem to be good

6/10




3998
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 15, 2015, 12:10:04 PM »
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light dug:

erect posture(lel)

thick strong snout

paws are exceptional

tight gut

athletic arms

weak jaw

inadequate shoulders

bad chest

ears are well set but a bit long

7.5/10




black dug:

good head

adequate jaw

good shoulders

good chest

tight gut

excess white on neck

inadequate muzzle/snout

7.5 out of ten



your dogs are labs right? they seem to display opposite strengths and weaknesses

 


 


3999
The Flood / Re: When's the last time you had sex
« on: June 15, 2015, 10:19:08 AM »
In 2003

And I hate to admit it, but it wasn't free

4000
Rum ham


4001
The Flood / Re: Fight fire with fire?
« on: June 14, 2015, 09:27:19 PM »
What's the difference between the dogs and the men?


Dogs got teeth


4002
The Flood / Re: Are Foo Fighters any good
« on: June 14, 2015, 07:08:52 PM »
all i know is that they always break a leg live

YouTube

4003
The Flood / Re: um chet?
« on: June 14, 2015, 06:34:48 PM »
wut the fuck


we be whoring out on craigslist as well?

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/grp/5008609984.html

4005
The Flood / Re: um chet?
« on: June 14, 2015, 06:27:04 PM »
lol were hosted on the same IP as a website for the sudan liberation movement

4006
The Flood / Re: um chet?
« on: June 14, 2015, 06:20:01 PM »

4007
The Flood / um chet?
« on: June 14, 2015, 06:16:54 PM »

4008
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 06:04:15 PM »
now for a model example

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defined jaw muscles

powerful snout

solid neck

defined muscular shoulders

defined muscular chest

muscular proportionately long arms 

tucked in toned gut

good paws

defined hind quarters

good paws

perfect bi-coloration/ red nose

small head

9/10

10/10 if he wasn't clipped
I'm loving your dugs smug expression in the second pic.

dug is smug

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4009
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 05:38:13 PM »
LOL


4010
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 05:23:05 PM »
Sparkle (but I cal her Piggy, or Fatty)
Jingle (but I call him Ding)
Floyd Christmas (but I just call him Hey)

sparkle:

one of the worst coats I've seen in a while

good upper jaw muscles

stocky shoulders

muscular arms

weak paws

from what i can see, bad neck

face is a bit off

5/10

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jingle:

good snout

defined neck

chest and shoulders adequate

ears are good

good coat

jaw is lacking
 
structure of the head is inadequate

7/10

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floyd:

coat is shitty

eyes are glazed

smells like piss

deceased/10







4011
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 05:10:42 PM »
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My kitty, Milkshake!

unique facial coat (not good officially but i see the appeal)

coat is in excellent condition

symmetrical and defined face

good ears

adequate paws

neutral chest

good arms

7/10


4012
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 05:02:50 PM »


strong temporal muscles (back of head)

minimal eye droopage

symmetrical nasal

defined arm muscle 

droopy chops

undefined jaw/neck

pigeon chest

 
6/10
>didn't dock points for uncropped ears

eukanuba would fire you

eukanuba can suk my diseased cock

docked ears on a Great Dane are shitty and unnatural


how old is ur dug btw?
13
ancient as fuck for a Dane

oh shit, ill raise the score then if he's 13

looks great for that age

4013
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 05:02:06 PM »
now for a model example

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defined jaw muscles

powerful snout

solid neck

defined muscular shoulders

defined muscular chest

muscular proportionately long arms 

tucked in toned gut

good paws

defined hind quarters

good paws

perfect bi-coloration/ red nose

small head

9/10

10/10 if he wasn't clipped

 







4014
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 04:52:02 PM »
ebin potato quality
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solid jaw

good head

short snout

nice neck

muscular arms

good coat

chest could use a little work although i can see the potential

8.5/10, powerful dog, more bull less terrier.

how much does your dog weigh? is he a bit short to the ground?


4015
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 04:46:09 PM »


strong temporal muscles (back of head)

minimal eye droopage

symmetrical nasal

defined arm muscle 

droopy chops

undefined jaw/neck

pigeon chest

 
6/10
>didn't dock points for uncropped ears

eukanuba would fire you

eukanuba can suk my diseased cock

docked ears on a Great Dane are shitty and unnatural


how old is ur dug btw? 




4016
The Flood / Re: ITT: Find Me a New Avatar
« on: June 14, 2015, 04:37:49 PM »

4017
The Flood / Re: How hot is it in your neck of the woods?
« on: June 14, 2015, 04:09:09 PM »
82 Free

28 Communist

4018
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 04:07:43 PM »
Majestic as fuck.
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bad coat officially, although i can see the appeal

well defined head

strong facial features and whiskers

nice eye shape

paws seem adequate

good ears

weak chest

7.5/10     pretty cat

4019
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 04:02:03 PM »
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defined head

well placed ears

strong neck

defined posture

muscular arms

flat chest

snout and jaw muscles are lacking

8.5/10, a great example of an athletic dog, if it's female.... 9/10

4020
The Flood / Re: Post here and i'll rate your pets
« on: June 14, 2015, 03:55:20 PM »
cat 1
cat 2

cat 1:

fat but large head

strong neck

defined gut

weak chest

adequate paws

good coat

7/10


Cat 2:

great coat

good face/whiskers

can't say much about the body

paws appear to be good

8/10


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