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The Flood / Re: Post in this thread for me to judge you
« on: May 10, 2016, 04:31:08 PM »
A

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The Flood / Re: Post your honest opinion of me ITT
« on: May 10, 2016, 03:11:41 PM »
I painted a picture for you to show my appreciation


Spoiler
i began to finger Dietrich Six. As I was fingering Dietrich Six she was rubbing my dick through my basketball shorts. I then started rubbing Dietrich Six's clit and she grabbed my bare dick and started stroking it.

We spent about five to ten minutes making out and engaging in mutual masturbation when Dietrich Six decided to get on top of me and slowly lowered herself onto my penis.

The feeling was intense and I was glad I had previously masturbated because I would have blown my load way too soon. Dietrich Six rode me for a good while before I took over.

At first I let Dietrich Six stay on top as a railed her from below but I soon got bored and flipped Dietrich Six on the bed. We were now in the missionary position (which is the best position) and I was in rare form. I could feel myself slipping so I eased up and took it slow for the next ten minutes.

After I regained my composure I took Dietrich Six from behind and went to work. From the sound of it Dietrich Six was having a wonderful time but I was out of breath after 15 minutes.

As I collapsed on the bed I told Dietrich Six to get in the 69 position with her on top. With my cock in her mouth I began to eat Dietrich Six out, slow at first, and then quite quickly towards the end.

Dietrich Six lost control and began smashing her pussy into my face and I could tell Dietrich Six was close. After another five minutes Dietrich Six let out a loud moan and her legs began to spasm uncontrollably.

Now it was my turn. Having dated Dietrich Six for two years Dietrich Six knew I loved having my balls played with. Dietrich Six promptly started licking them and it wasn't long before I came.

We were both exhausted and passed out within minutes.


Dietrich Six

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Gaming / Re: do you like old videogames or new videogames
« on: May 10, 2016, 02:25:20 PM »
Neither. Video games are for Hostess hording fucklinks.

Grow up you fucking DwEBs. Your friends Legend and Zelda can't help you in the real world when Danny Deljourno makes fun of the prosthetic disaster you call a mother before banishing your cave dwelling merchant like body down the handicapped elevator shaft.

god damn how I'd love to break into your lower middle-class place of dwelling at 4AM and shatter the precious portals of escape you hold dear.

Take off the sweatshirt of depression  and LOOK Me IN THE EYE you human fecal.

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The Flood / Re: Rate the avatar above you and explain your own
« on: May 09, 2016, 11:34:52 PM »
7/10

similar to my original heylow emblem


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The Flood / Re: by the end of this week, i will be a vegetarian
« on: May 09, 2016, 11:28:24 PM »
you just let this piece of shit win the war


lol i don't even see the point in having a pig as a pet like that, i mean what do you do just cuddle it or some shit? weird af


it could be a therapy pet for roman

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The Flood / Re: by the end of this week, i will be a vegetarian
« on: May 09, 2016, 11:20:59 PM »
you just let this piece of shit win the war


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The Flood / Re: You know I've kinda learned something
« on: May 09, 2016, 10:21:41 PM »
next time you see the nice lady in the store just beat her up with the gun and take the money and the golden bricks

Shit dude I didn't mean the complete polar opposite. That's just savage.


and that's why you'll never change deci.

you are capable of MANY great things

and also capable of MANY things that are not so great in this world we call the center of the earth.

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The Flood / Re: You know I've kinda learned something
« on: May 09, 2016, 10:12:13 PM »
next time you see the nice lady in the store just beat her up with the gun and take the money and the golden bricks

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why are women allowed to dress the way they want and operate motor vehicles?

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT for my honest opinion of you
« on: May 09, 2016, 08:04:24 PM »
AAA

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The Flood / Re: Theater experiences?
« on: May 09, 2016, 07:58:11 PM »
these fucking human piles of garbage think they can watch the midnight premier of The Dark Knight Rises


not on my watch

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The Flood / Re: What cheat delicacy shall I try out?
« on: May 09, 2016, 03:24:03 PM »
choose whatever your heart desires. This world is a bountiful body of harvest and celebration

embrace the fortuitous nature of an exalted western economy

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Gaming / Re: Halo: Reach - Review - By me
« on: May 09, 2016, 03:00:14 PM »
reach was a p good game tbh 

last halo with a non homosexual aesthetic

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The Flood / Re: English speakers, reword this
« on: May 09, 2016, 01:42:55 PM »
It's all about sentence flow now.

I'd rather shorten the opening with deviate as you still have a bit to say afterwards within the sentence

Allahso, "deviate" seems to be a word more in lieu with data collection.. Although I have no idea what this paper is in a broader context

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The Flood / Re: English speakers, reword this
« on: May 09, 2016, 01:23:35 PM »
Ye use deviate unless you wanna rephrase the sentence

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The Flood / Re: English speakers, reword this
« on: May 09, 2016, 01:09:19 PM »
Deviate?

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Tfw killed the Dragon using Jewish tactics and received a certain something that made the game a walk in the park.
Yeah, you keep thinking that.

Oh? Just got through the Capra Demon on my 3rd try.. And that moth thing... As well as the gargoyles and that other fatboi on the castle wall

How long is this game?
You haven't even killed one fifth of all the bosses in the game. Good luck with your certain something!

I'm guessing there's no weapon scaling system....

Either way i'm phasing in an upgraded claymore and pyromancy for mah shid

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Tfw killed the Dragon using Jewish tactics and received a certain something that made the game a walk in the park.
Yeah, you keep thinking that.

Oh? Just got through the Capra Demon on my 3rd try.. And that moth thing... As well as the gargoyles and that other fatboi on the castle wall

How long is this game?

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Tfw killed the Dragon using Jewish tactics and received a certain something that made the game a walk in the park.

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The Flood / Re: IRONY is IRONIC
« on: May 08, 2016, 06:34:35 PM »
I ironically went to the

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Someone stepped on my pet snake 8 months ago

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The Flood / Re: Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers on Septagon!
« on: May 08, 2016, 11:06:46 AM »
Thank you

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The Flood / Re: Would you rather be Ender or PSU?
« on: May 08, 2016, 12:20:59 AM »
Ender so I can blow up Columbus

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The Flood / Re: Do you ever tell people you're atheist?
« on: May 08, 2016, 12:16:36 AM »
God is real, and I can prove it.

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The Flood / Re: Gonna do some community work tomorrow.
« on: May 07, 2016, 10:20:38 AM »
Maybe you'll meat some troubled youths

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Serious / Re: California Smoking Age to go from 18 -> 21
« on: May 05, 2016, 04:02:30 PM »
yea but how will underground musicians have a unique aesthetic? 

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The Flood / Re: The first two posters must engage in a rap battle
« on: May 04, 2016, 07:57:50 PM »
Yes


Ur rhymes are a mess
You're a faggot.

you have the libido of bob saget

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The Flood / Re: The first two posters must engage in a rap battle
« on: May 04, 2016, 07:53:02 PM »
Yes


Ur rhymes are a mess

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