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3811
« on: June 24, 2015, 10:31:22 AM »
that man is my penpal
His name is selvin and he lives in The Ukraine
Where did you receive this videotape?
He has not shown or written of these things
3812
« on: June 24, 2015, 10:27:09 AM »
Tim 2 di
3813
« on: June 24, 2015, 10:20:21 AM »
Customize you're message
3814
« on: June 24, 2015, 06:22:40 AM »
Here's what you do, let the little dog out under your watchful suoervison, have both bug dugs submit to you while the little dog watches. If anything goes wrong, immediately take a shit in the center of the backyard in order to neutralize the situation
3815
« on: June 24, 2015, 06:19:56 AM »
I thought I had a six pack, but it was just the tumor
3816
« on: June 24, 2015, 06:16:57 AM »
this just needs to stop
you humans just don't understand
3817
« on: June 24, 2015, 04:42:04 AM »
Every day, god comes into my room, and takes off my clothes
3818
« on: June 23, 2015, 10:08:05 AM »
3819
« on: June 23, 2015, 10:02:40 AM »
Because I found out my mother is a virgin
3820
« on: June 22, 2015, 05:20:33 PM »
no one wants to watch your sick destiny fanfiction
3821
« on: June 22, 2015, 03:22:33 PM »
You know, Verb and Meta can discuss the intracacies of whether or not AI's can exist over in the serious board all they like.
But put tits on a robot and you can call our species officially extinct.
words of wisdom
3822
« on: June 22, 2015, 10:54:25 AM »
rare photo of cheat pre Slovenian invasion
3823
« on: June 22, 2015, 10:44:01 AM »
What if the earth wasn't even spinning to begin with? I sure don't feel dizzy. Earth is supposedly spinning at thousands of mph and traveling thousands of mph around the sun? Haha why can't we just go up in a helicopter hang stationary for a bit and wait for a destination to come around to us?
wow, I never thought of it like that, you are a very smart men who can question the institution
keep on fighting the system, we need more creative thinkers like yourself
thanks man, the truth will all be revealed during the second coming haha, i'm just too eager to wait that long, jesus christ bless you for your kind words and support
well, if you do read the bible, it states that no man will know the exact time or date.. revelation could happen on any day or any hour, that's why you have to resist temptation no matter the hour because you never know when you will be judged.
from one intellectual to another i'll give you some advice. you can't even trust the bible to guide you through these dark times. democrats, republicans, the governmant, money? they're all the same piece of the global puzzle of enslavement. what they can't take away is the traditional family values that keep us strong and our faith in the lord.
the constitution is the only thing standing between them and global unification under the mark of the beast. these western news sources don't teach you these things, that's why I use a secret undercover russian news source called RT to get my info, here's a link don't share it with anyone
http://rt.com
thanks brother, i'll be sure to use this information to fight the shadow government
brother? haha don't you know that gender is just a construct? your whole life is a fabricated misconception reality. time, emotions, happiness, suffering money the governmetn, the constitution, religion, they're all just social constructs to keep you blinded from the truth.
the minuite you realize this, the closer you can become to Christ and in doing so, break the shackles of oppression
wow, where did you learn all of this forbidden knowledge?
how are you so smart?
http://rt.com/http://yournewswire.com/i-was-in-the-illuminati-im-going-to-tell-you-everything-shocking-expose/watch these things, learn
3824
« on: June 22, 2015, 10:42:39 AM »
What if the earth wasn't even spinning to begin with? I sure don't feel dizzy. Earth is supposedly spinning at thousands of mph and traveling thousands of mph around the sun? Haha why can't we just go up in a helicopter hang stationary for a bit and wait for a destination to come around to us?
wow, I never thought of it like that, you are a very smart men who can question the institution
keep on fighting the system, we need more creative thinkers like yourself
thanks man, the truth will all be revealed during the second coming haha, i'm just too eager to wait that long, jesus christ bless you for your kind words and support
well, if you do read the bible, it states that no man will know the exact time or date.. revelation could happen on any day or any hour, that's why you have to resist temptation no matter the hour because you never know when you will be judged.
from one intellectual to another i'll give you some advice. you can't even trust the bible to guide you through these dark times. democrats, republicans, the governmant, money? they're all the same piece of the global puzzle of enslavement. what they can't take away is the traditional family values that keep us strong and our faith in the lord.
the constitution is the only thing standing between them and global unification under the mark of the beast. these western news sources don't teach you these things, that's why I use a secret undercover russian news source called RT to get my info, here's a link don't share it with anyone
http://rt.com
thanks brother, i'll be sure to use this information to fight the shadow government
brother? haha don't you know that gender is just a construct? your whole life is a fabricated misconception reality. time, emotions, happiness, suffering money the governmetn, the constitution, religion, they're all just social constructs to keep you blinded from the truth.
the minuite you realize this, the closer you can become to Christ and in doing so, break the shackles of oppression
wow, where did you learn all of this forbidden knowledge? how are you so smart?
3825
« on: June 22, 2015, 10:41:43 AM »
What if the earth wasn't even spinning to begin with? I sure don't feel dizzy. Earth is supposedly spinning at thousands of mph and traveling thousands of mph around the sun? Haha why can't we just go up in a helicopter hang stationary for a bit and wait for a destination to come around to us?
wow, I never thought of it like that, you are a very smart men who can question the institution
keep on fighting the system, we need more creative thinkers like yourself
thanks man, the truth will all be revealed during the second coming haha, i'm just too eager to wait that long, jesus christ bless you for your kind words and support
well, if you do read the bible, it states that no man will know the exact time or date.. revelation could happen on any day or any hour, that's why you have to resist temptation no matter the hour because you never know when you will be judged.
from one intellectual to another i'll give you some advice. you can't even trust the bible to guide you through these dark times. democrats, republicans, the governmant, money? they're all the same piece of the global puzzle of enslavement. what they can't take away is the traditional family values that keep us strong and our faith in the lord.
the constitution is the only thing standing between them and global unification under the mark of the beast. these western news sources don't teach you these things, that's why I use a secret undercover russian news source called RT to get my info, here's a link don't share it with anyone
http://rt.com
thanks brother, i'll be sure to use this information to fight the shadow government
brother? haha don't you know that gender is just a construct? your whole life is a fabricated misconception reality. time, emotions, happiness, suffering money the governmetn, the constitution, religion, they're all just social constructs to keep you blinded from the truth. the minuite you realize this, the closer you can become to Christ and in doing so, break the shackles of oppression
3826
« on: June 22, 2015, 10:39:04 AM »
What if the earth wasn't even spinning to begin with? I sure don't feel dizzy. Earth is supposedly spinning at thousands of mph and traveling thousands of mph around the sun? Haha why can't we just go up in a helicopter hang stationary for a bit and wait for a destination to come around to us?
wow, I never thought of it like that, you are a very smart men who can question the institution
keep on fighting the system, we need more creative thinkers like yourself
thanks man, the truth will all be revealed during the second coming haha, i'm just too eager to wait that long, jesus christ bless you for your kind words and support
well, if you do read the bible, it states that no man will know the exact time or date.. revelation could happen on any day or any hour, that's why you have to resist temptation no matter the hour because you never know when you will be judged.
from one intellectual to another i'll give you some advice. you can't even trust the bible to guide you through these dark times. democrats, republicans, the governmant, money? they're all the same piece of the global puzzle of enslavement. what they can't take away is the traditional family values that keep us strong and our faith in the lord.
the constitution is the only thing standing between them and global unification under the mark of the beast. these western news sources don't teach you these things, that's why I use a secret undercover russian news source called RT to get my info, here's a link don't share it with anyone
http://rt.com
thanks brother, i'll be sure to use this information to fight the shadow government
3827
« on: June 22, 2015, 10:37:37 AM »
What if the earth wasn't even spinning to begin with? I sure don't feel dizzy. Earth is supposedly spinning at thousands of mph and traveling thousands of mph around the sun? Haha why can't we just go up in a helicopter hang stationary for a bit and wait for a destination to come around to us?
wow, I never thought of it like that, you are a very smart men who can question the institution
keep on fighting the system, we need more creative thinkers like yourself
thanks man, the truth will all be revealed during the second coming haha, i'm just too eager to wait that long, jesus christ bless you for your kind words and support
well, if you do read the bible, it states that no man will know the exact time or date.. revelation could happen on any day or any hour, that's why you have to resist temptation no matter the hour because you never know when you will be judged.
from one intellectual to another i'll give you some advice. you can't even trust the bible to guide you through these dark times. democrats, republicans, the governmant, money? they're all the same piece of the global puzzle of enslavement. what they can't take away is the traditional family values that keep us strong and our faith in the lord. the constitution is the only thing standing between them and global unification under the mark of the beast. these western news sources don't teach you these things, that's why I use a secret undercover russian news source called RT to get my info, here's a link don't share it with anyone http://rt.com
3828
« on: June 22, 2015, 10:33:54 AM »
What if the earth wasn't even spinning to begin with? I sure don't feel dizzy. Earth is supposedly spinning at thousands of mph and traveling thousands of mph around the sun? Haha why can't we just go up in a helicopter hang stationary for a bit and wait for a destination to come around to us?
wow, I never thought of it like that, you are a very smart men who can question the institution
keep on fighting the system, we need more creative thinkers like yourself
thanks man, the truth will all be revealed during the second coming haha, i'm just too eager to wait that long, jesus christ bless you for your kind words and support
well, if you do read the bible, it states that no man will know the exact time or date.. revelation could happen on any day or any hour, that's why you have to resist temptation no matter the hour because you never know when you will be judged.
3829
« on: June 22, 2015, 10:32:14 AM »
What if the earth wasn't even spinning to begin with? I sure don't feel dizzy. Earth is supposedly spinning at thousands of mph and traveling thousands of mph around the sun? Haha why can't we just go up in a helicopter hang stationary for a bit and wait for a destination to come around to us?
wow, I never thought of it like that, you are a very smart men who can question the institution
keep on fighting the system, we need more creative thinkers like yourself
thanks man, the truth will all be revealed during the second coming haha, i'm just too eager to wait that long, jesus christ bless you for your kind words and support
3830
« on: June 22, 2015, 10:28:13 AM »
What if the earth wasn't even spinning to begin with? I sure don't feel dizzy. Earth is supposedly spinning at thousands of mph and traveling thousands of mph around the sun? Haha why can't we just go up in a helicopter hang stationary for a bit and wait for a destination to come around to us?
wow, I never thought of it like that, you are a very smart men who can question the institution keep on fighting the system, we need more creative thinkers like yourself
3831
« on: June 22, 2015, 10:26:43 AM »
What if the earth wasn't even spinning to begin with? I sure don't feel dizzy. Earth is supposedly spinning at thousands of mph and traveling thousands of mph around the sun? Haha why can't we just go up in a helicopter hang stationary for a bit and wait for a destination to come around to us?
3832
« on: June 22, 2015, 07:35:40 AM »
where are my white slaves?
3833
« on: June 22, 2015, 07:30:19 AM »
women are evil
even mechanical ones
uh oh, what happened? were you raped by a female Costco employee?
3834
« on: June 22, 2015, 01:05:25 AM »
How is our lord & savior Dugbah?
I threw him into a pool
Is he being reborn?
He's blessing the body of water with his presence
3835
« on: June 22, 2015, 01:03:55 AM »
.
Because he's afraid to go to church to find a sense of community What da fuk slesh
3836
« on: June 22, 2015, 12:59:19 AM »
how did you get so funny
I do standup irl
3837
« on: June 22, 2015, 12:59:00 AM »
How is our lord & savior Dugbah?
I threw him into a pool
3838
« on: June 22, 2015, 12:27:47 AM »
idk just talk to me my whole life is constant pain and suffering please just end it all, pull the trigger release me
we're going to take you to a nice big farm upstate where you can run all day, Joce
Will the cows and the chickens roam free with my grandparents?
3839
« on: June 21, 2015, 11:48:46 PM »
It was good, but I thought they made it too obvious that the one guy was an asshole.
Who the beard guy?
Yeah.
Idk, I didn't really view him as the asshole, who gives a shit what he does with his invention..... From my perspective the blonde guy was the asshole
3840
« on: June 21, 2015, 11:30:27 PM »
It was good, but I thought they made it too obvious that the one guy was an asshole.
Who the beard guy?
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