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3781
« on: June 27, 2015, 04:15:19 PM »
I hear they have great ovens
I'm getting pizza at Auschwitz
They're famous for their long pork pizza topping
I heard the food is really gassy though At least I'll get a free pair of shoes
3782
« on: June 27, 2015, 04:14:36 PM »
Actually this is a good contingency plan if I don't post within 28 hours of this post, call a police
3783
« on: June 27, 2015, 04:12:43 PM »
Bring me back a Polandball pls
I actually saw some kid in addias squatting in the JFK airport
3784
« on: June 27, 2015, 04:11:55 PM »
I hear they have great ovens
I'm getting pizza at Auschwitz
3785
« on: June 27, 2015, 04:08:22 PM »
If I die on the flight I won't post in this thread
3786
« on: June 26, 2015, 09:36:05 PM »
Where is prankINVASION?
He pranks those girls so hard
That sounds more like rape.
It's not rape, it's an Invasion
3787
« on: June 26, 2015, 05:30:34 PM »
Yeah man.
Do I use extra cash to buy lots of alcohol this week, another knife, or save money to proposition Tru for his sister's undergarments with?
What nife u looking 2 get?
3788
« on: June 26, 2015, 05:11:35 PM »
Where is prankINVASION?
He pranks those girls so hard
3789
« on: June 26, 2015, 04:28:22 PM »
they wave their flag on my city steps.... threaten my people with slavery and death.. this cannot be happening 
3790
« on: June 26, 2015, 10:01:51 AM »
make gay divorce illegal
see how bad they want it then
3791
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:52:17 PM »
Send in the Wade 
3792
« on: June 25, 2015, 07:38:37 PM »
The argonians continue to diligently scrub the docks
3793
« on: June 25, 2015, 07:26:35 PM »
Are you the best around?
3794
« on: June 25, 2015, 05:04:56 PM »
Wait
If he's from Africa
How can he write?
he sends me audio messages of animals screaming
3795
« on: June 25, 2015, 04:58:03 PM »
This is too much for us
you're right, the Patagonia Stormfront might be a bit overkill
3796
« on: June 25, 2015, 03:36:42 PM »
3797
« on: June 25, 2015, 08:09:21 AM »
If I were mod, you would be safe
I dare you to post Forum Goat
Will you pay me in Chuck E Cheese tokens via PayPal?
Yeah I will, but in addition you'll feel proud of yourself for doing it so it's a double offer
Forum g.o.a.t
Ooooooh: A Mystery!
What. Does. The. Acronym. Stand. For.?
Greatest of all time Get on a train Grapes on a tit Galactic orchestral aphelion tunes
3798
« on: June 25, 2015, 07:57:15 AM »
If I were mod, you would be safe
I dare you to post Forum Goat
Will you pay me in Chuck E Cheese tokens via PayPal?
Yeah I will, but in addition you'll feel proud of yourself for doing it so it's a double offer
Forum g.o.a.t
3799
« on: June 25, 2015, 07:54:22 AM »
U live in NY?
i get the feeling someone is from Chicage
Iv'e lived in NYC my entire life, but my father who is from chigago saved my from my ignorance and showed my true pizza
I'm in LI I'll be there in 40 min to tie your family up and feed them real pizza
3800
« on: June 25, 2015, 07:48:24 AM »
If I were mod, you would be safe
I dare you to post Forum Goat
Will you pay me in Chuck E Cheese tokens via PayPal?
3801
« on: June 25, 2015, 07:46:12 AM »
U live in NY?
3802
« on: June 25, 2015, 07:40:35 AM »
I bought some used fruit from the can
3803
« on: June 25, 2015, 07:39:16 AM »
If I were mod, you would be safe
3804
« on: June 24, 2015, 12:06:02 PM »
I was gonna post this you count
3805
« on: June 24, 2015, 12:04:06 PM »
My first drink was at home with my sister
Is this also the first time you had sex?
3806
« on: June 24, 2015, 11:58:53 AM »
>people say bible contradicts, therefore wrong
>science says everything has a beginning and an end
>admits there had to be a single piece of matter in existence to create everything
>science contradicts
it's that simpel
3807
« on: June 24, 2015, 11:46:12 AM »
Roof of my elementary school
3808
« on: June 24, 2015, 11:44:38 AM »
Hey! Don't blow my cover master!
3809
« on: June 24, 2015, 11:42:24 AM »
Holy fuck that went exactly how I wanted it
3810
« on: June 24, 2015, 11:39:46 AM »
That's funny, my house slave has a dog named pip
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