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The Flood / Re: Dammit, my dad had to go the hospital
« on: July 02, 2015, 02:45:09 AM »
Kill the dog or beat it to the point of no return

But srs

Can you describe the behavior of the animal after he bit your dad?
He acted like it didn't happen.

Was his tail down? Did he show any submisive/dominant behavior?
I wasn't in the backyard when it happened but I think my dad had to hit him so he could let go.

He didn't really describe it.

Hmm, sometimes dogs do just "do" things and need to be destroyed.. It doesn't seem like this was out of the blue though


Did you ever let the little dog into the backyard? I remember you making a thread about that a while back..

Is the Pyrenees allowed in the house?
Y'know, dogs aren't just things.  They don't get destroyed.  They get killed because they have lives.  And often times lives worth more than people.

Ehhh I wouldn't say worth more than people, all conscious animals have equal worth in my mind.

Some dogs just like some people are a danger to those around them. While I'd hate to see even the most violent of dogs killed, in this situation it's probably what's going to happen.
Well  of course the dog is going to be killed.  Because one accident must mean the dog is absolutely and must be put down.  Because people never make mistakes in harming others.
This is why I mean they can be more important than people.  Because they don't try to play God and determine who's life is worth ending.

It seems as if any animal with apex intelligence would play god, I see what you're saying but I don't think one sentient animal's life can be seen as more valuable than the other.

If a dog attacks it's family, whether they be human or dog, it will be killed/ostracized.

I'd rather see it trained against violent behavior, and if jono can change the outcome he should

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The Flood / Re: Dammit, my dad had to go the hospital
« on: July 02, 2015, 01:58:32 AM »
Kill the dog or beat it to the point of no return

But srs

Can you describe the behavior of the animal after he bit your dad?
He acted like it didn't happen.

Was his tail down? Did he show any submisive/dominant behavior?
I wasn't in the backyard when it happened but I think my dad had to hit him so he could let go.

He didn't really describe it.

Hmm, sometimes dogs do just "do" things and need to be destroyed.. It doesn't seem like this was out of the blue though


Did you ever let the little dog into the backyard? I remember you making a thread about that a while back..

Is the Pyrenees allowed in the house?
Y'know, dogs aren't just things.  They don't get destroyed.  They get killed because they have lives.  And often times lives worth more than people.

Ehhh I wouldn't say worth more than people, all conscious animals have equal worth in my mind.

Some dogs just like some people are a danger to those around them. While I'd hate to see even the most violent of dogs killed, in this situation it's probably what's going to happen.

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The Flood / Re: Dammit, my dad had to go the hospital
« on: July 02, 2015, 01:42:54 AM »
Kill the dog or beat it to the point of no return

But srs

Can you describe the behavior of the animal after he bit your dad?
He acted like it didn't happen.

Was his tail down? Did he show any submisive/dominant behavior?
I wasn't in the backyard when it happened but I think my dad had to hit him so he could let go.

He didn't really describe it.

Hmm, sometimes dogs do just "do" things and need to be destroyed.. It doesn't seem like this was out of the blue though


Did you ever let the little dog into the backyard? I remember you making a thread about that a while back..

Is the Pyrenees allowed in the house?

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The Flood / Re: Dammit, my dad had to go the hospital
« on: July 02, 2015, 01:33:29 AM »
Kill the dog or beat it to the point of no return

But srs

Can you describe the behavior of the animal after he bit your dad?
He acted like it didn't happen.

Was his tail down? Did he show any submisive/dominant behavior?


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The Flood / Re: Dammit, my dad had to go the hospital
« on: July 02, 2015, 01:24:34 AM »
Kill the dog or beat it to the point of no return

But srs

Can you describe the behavior of the animal after he bit your dad?

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The Flood / Re: Reccomend great headphones that I should look into
« on: July 02, 2015, 01:21:55 AM »
Beats by Dr. Brooklyn

This reply could have been much funnier. I'm curious as to why the poster went for such a serious tone. I can understand if you don't want to make a post as goofy as The Onion, but there is plenty of middle ground to explore.

The fuk is this?

This topic could have been much funnier. I'm curious as to why the poster went for such a serious tone. I can understand if you don't want to make a thread as goofy as The Onion, but there is plenty of middle ground to explore.

Listen to me right now, these are dark thoughts. You need to remove these dark thoughts from your soul.

Call this number (512 883 3682) and wait for the good person. When they answer, exclaim "your life, your choice, 30 seconds".


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The Flood / Re: Reccomend great headphones that I should look into
« on: July 02, 2015, 01:09:18 AM »
Beats by Dr. Brooklyn

This reply could have been much funnier. I'm curious as to why the poster went for such a serious tone. I can understand if you don't want to make a post as goofy as The Onion, but there is plenty of middle ground to explore.

The fuk is this?

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The Flood / Re: Reccomend great headphones that I should look into
« on: July 02, 2015, 12:37:11 AM »
Beats by Dr. Brooklyn

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The Flood / Re: For all the shit stirring and drama we produce
« on: July 02, 2015, 12:35:03 AM »
Bungie.net?

More like...

Bungei.shet

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The Flood / Re: Volkswagen robot kills technician
« on: July 02, 2015, 12:24:29 AM »
Why would they posses a metal plate?


The simple answer is that this robot was going to be flayed alive and served on said plate in the following banquet.

It acted out of self defense.

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The Flood / Re: For all the shit stirring and drama we produce
« on: July 02, 2015, 12:18:29 AM »
Oh shit my account got deleted

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Gaming / Re: I'm downloading Crysis 2.
« on: July 01, 2015, 06:20:55 PM »
The series is about a white man who identifies as a black man

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Remove your liver to give it a break

Drink while it recovers

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The Flood / Re: Kill one, marry the other
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:54:44 PM »
Kill the cunt on the ladder, marry head man and skull fuck on honeymoon

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The Flood / Re: Poland ama
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:53:15 PM »
Can bring me back a little polish girl?


They're hot as fuck, they've got some mongol or some shit in them but are still white so you get this hint of Asian.


Most people don't make it past 10 due to  the second hand smoke

You'd love it
Wonderful.
So you can bring me an 11 year old body?

How fresh?
They gotta be pretty fresh to clear customs. If there's any foreign insects present they don't let it through.

I'll invite one on the airplane and see what I can do from there

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The Flood / Re: Poland ama
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:52:20 PM »
How many poles are there?

The country has a majority of /pol/ users

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The Flood / Re: Poland ama
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:51:14 PM »
Can bring me back a little polish girl?


They're hot as fuck, they've got some mongol or some shit in them but are still white so you get this hint of Asian.


Most people don't make it past 10 due to  the second hand smoke

You'd love it
Wonderful.
So you can bring me an 11 year old body?

How fresh?

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The Flood / Re: Poland ama
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:49:47 PM »
having fun? is it hard when you've got a library card

Did you see the episode of Arthur where he goes to the suicide cult reunion?


And ye having fun


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The Flood / Re: Poland ama
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:47:36 PM »
Can bring me back a little polish girl?


They're hot as fuck, they've got some mongol or some shit in them but are still white so you get this hint of Asian.


Most people don't make it past 10 due to  the second hand smoke

You'd love it

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The Flood / Re: Poland ama
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:44:06 PM »
Have you learned to squat? Are you wearing a tracksuit?

These are the things I need to know.

That shit is Fuckong real, you start to go to the ghetto fringes and the addidas creep out of the shadows

I was also offered krak and lsd by a man weilding a tracksuit

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The Flood / Poland ama
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:37:38 PM »
Currently in Krakow, I'll b posting more updates.

Ey m ey


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So it's a date?

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The Flood / Re: Touch your own butt.
« on: July 01, 2015, 11:46:09 AM »
I got lost in my taint

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The Flood / Re: is there anyone on this site that is a jew?
« on: July 01, 2015, 11:19:40 AM »
I went to aushwitxt and saw a Jewish

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The Flood / Re: Dating a girl taller then you?
« on: July 01, 2015, 11:17:39 AM »
I dated a tall girl who was devoid of a neck

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The Flood / Re: Brits are the niggers of Europe.
« on: June 30, 2015, 05:26:17 PM »
In Poland rite now and let me tell you

It's the slavs

The women are beautiful though

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The Flood / Re: Do Americans unironically clap in movie theaters?
« on: June 30, 2015, 04:14:31 PM »
The only people that do that are the 40 year old fucks who hysterically laugh at movies such as guardians of the galaxy

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The Flood / Re: you know who we still need to join this site?
« on: June 30, 2015, 03:23:38 PM »
Angry0lbgrandpa and his existing grandchildren

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The Flood / Re: Cheat probably thought we forgot
« on: June 30, 2015, 03:18:52 PM »
AnimeIenimA

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The Flood / Re: Post the angriest music you can find
« on: June 30, 2015, 03:17:15 PM »
YouTube

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