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3691
« on: July 04, 2015, 07:40:53 PM »
I haven't seen a hot doge eating contest since 5 years ago..
Caught ur nan in the act?
3692
« on: July 04, 2015, 05:35:30 PM »
Ever been in a cage match at Costco wholesale?
3693
« on: July 04, 2015, 05:19:53 PM »
3694
« on: July 04, 2015, 04:22:12 PM »
The sequel is a space abortion
3695
« on: July 04, 2015, 04:21:04 PM »
Are you a cycler, OP?
ye
Neat, always looked like a fun hobby
It has it's ups and downs,
El 0 El
3696
« on: July 04, 2015, 03:26:41 PM »
I wanna see someone get lanced
3697
« on: July 04, 2015, 12:42:10 PM »
Not smithing your own memes 
3698
« on: July 03, 2015, 09:15:09 AM »
I never got a chance to embrace the cephalopod part of my username
3699
« on: July 03, 2015, 09:08:53 AM »
Congratulate my father on his birthday.
And, uh, not much else I guess.
Did America fuck your mother country?
3700
« on: July 02, 2015, 03:39:29 PM »
Thanks for voicing your opinion over the internet henry, I think that's really special
3701
« on: July 02, 2015, 03:38:07 PM »
nervous nelly
<_<
3702
« on: July 02, 2015, 09:43:32 AM »
Was it a clown's dick?
3703
« on: July 02, 2015, 09:40:41 AM »
This thread is the best of which the memesmiths have too offer.
Truly top of the line.
the lads didn't stand a chance against the military might of AMERICA
3704
« on: July 02, 2015, 08:21:29 AM »
you can take me anytime
Did you see the Polish forum goat I got 4 u?
3705
« on: July 02, 2015, 06:36:18 AM »
my cousin in DR is hiding cause some bitch who owed him money pretty much disappeared and now he owes some guys money.
So your cousin bit jono's dad?
3706
« on: July 02, 2015, 06:19:17 AM »
you can take me anytime
3707
« on: July 02, 2015, 06:09:36 AM »
I guess 3-squares-down people will never find peace.
We are forced to wander this desolate world..
3708
« on: July 02, 2015, 06:08:21 AM »
Flee, you've scarred me.
Forever.
3709
« on: July 02, 2015, 06:01:18 AM »
This belongs in Serious?
There could be a serious discussion
There hasn't been, though. There isn't anything about this thread that really concerns politics.
Flee if you move this thread an orphan will die and be left on your doorstep.
That's what you call Chinese takeout
3710
« on: July 02, 2015, 05:50:38 AM »
Beats by Dr. Brooklyn
This reply could have been much funnier. I'm curious as to why the poster went for such a serious tone. I can understand if you don't want to make a post as goofy as The Onion, but there is plenty of middle ground to explore.
The fuk is this?
This topic could have been much funnier. I'm curious as to why the poster went for such a serious tone. I can understand if you don't want to make a thread as goofy as The Onion, but there is plenty of middle ground to explore.
Listen to me right now, these are dark thoughts. You need to remove these dark thoughts from your soul.
Call this number (512 883 3682) and wait for the good person. When they answer, exclaim "your life, your choice, 30 seconds".
Jocep..
I think you live near me.
Do you live near
Bastrop, Burnet, Caldwell, Hays, Travis, Milam or Williamson?
I lived in Hays for years, Travis before that, and now I live in Comal.
I'm in NY, been to Texas though
3711
« on: July 02, 2015, 05:44:34 AM »
Beats by Dr. Brooklyn
This reply could have been much funnier. I'm curious as to why the poster went for such a serious tone. I can understand if you don't want to make a post as goofy as The Onion, but there is plenty of middle ground to explore.
The fuk is this?
This topic could have been much funnier. I'm curious as to why the poster went for such a serious tone. I can understand if you don't want to make a thread as goofy as The Onion, but there is plenty of middle ground to explore.
Listen to me right now, these are dark thoughts. You need to remove these dark thoughts from your soul.
Call this number (512 883 3682) and wait for the good person. When they answer, exclaim "your life, your choice, 30 seconds".
Jocep..
I think you live near me.
Do you live near Bastrop, Burnet, Caldwell, Hays, Travis, Milam or Williamson?
3712
« on: July 02, 2015, 05:42:00 AM »
This belongs in Serious?
There could be a serious discussion
There hasn't been, though. There isn't anything about this thread that really concerns politics.
And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling mods
3713
« on: July 02, 2015, 05:01:23 AM »
This belongs in Serious?
There could be a serious discussion
3714
« on: July 02, 2015, 04:48:40 AM »
OH SHIT SHE'S COMING.
Speak softly and carry a big stick
3715
« on: July 02, 2015, 04:38:20 AM »
I've got top men working on finding the cause of this catastrophe.
Maybe this chart could help?
Okay, so black people are to blame for this, apparently.
Progress is being made, I suggest we each try this intelligence test and see where we lie
https://pets1st.com/articles/00025adoggieiqtest.asp
We need a control however
The control is making sure your dog doesn't get involved because he knows how to do the test.
I threw a large towel over his head, he hasn't moved for months
3716
« on: July 02, 2015, 04:26:53 AM »
I've got top men working on finding the cause of this catastrophe.
Maybe this chart could help?
Okay, so black people are to blame for this, apparently.
Progress is being made, I suggest we each try this intelligence test and see where we lie https://pets1st.com/articles/00025adoggieiqtest.aspWe need a control however
3717
« on: July 02, 2015, 04:20:06 AM »
I've got top men working on finding the cause of this catastrophe.
Maybe this chart could help?
3718
« on: July 02, 2015, 04:09:48 AM »
When viewing the varying and wrong results of the political comp ass thread, it becomes apparent that My result:  And fedorekd's:  Are shockingly similar, with one fatal flaw.. We differ on the left and right spectrum. Why is my opinion right and why is his wrong? What caused this dilemma? I bet it was that "Our race has many superior qualities, compared with other races." Question
3719
« on: July 02, 2015, 03:46:34 AM »
Get on the fucking right fedorekd
Join me
We need one of us on either side to bring balance to the 3-squares-down people.
How would that even happen? I'm going to try and get it
3720
« on: July 02, 2015, 03:38:36 AM »
Get on the fucking right fedorekd Join me
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