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gotta say verb we're having very different blind play throughs of this game. get some spell slots and pyromancy/heal ur shit up fam.

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The Flood / Re: Just read this on Bungie
« on: May 16, 2016, 11:40:52 AM »
Completely true

I for one consider my own birth an example of rape

I could have resisted, force my opressor into a c section..  but a primal part of me wanted it and I hurt myself everyday because of my original idiotic urge

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The Flood / Re: How often do you change your avatar image?
« on: May 15, 2016, 03:19:21 PM »
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,.1234567890@#$%&-+()*"':;!?,_/.~`|•√π÷׶∆£¢€¥^°={}\©®™℅[]<>,.

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The Flood / Re: It's an American trying to fit into England
« on: May 15, 2016, 10:31:36 AM »
Thanks Reddit

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The Flood / Re: A member of this site whistles when he snores
« on: May 14, 2016, 10:18:50 AM »
Good thing my michaelphone a shit

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As an educated man I can't find myself decisively drawn to one end of a spectral opinion
how did you come to such a conclusion

are you stupid or something

Possibly. As an educated man I can't find myself decisively drawn to one end of a spectral opinion

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As an educated man I can't find myself decisively drawn to one end of a spectral opinion

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The Flood / Re: I remember when SecondClass had good memes
« on: May 11, 2016, 11:36:09 PM »
same here, had a Toyota Camry for a good 13 years.. the custom leather seats were completely immune to the cigarette burns and a great addition to my car collection at the time

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The Flood / Re: Who do you ship
« on: May 11, 2016, 11:30:04 PM »
eggsalad x jocephalopod's dog

oh shit

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The Flood / Re: If you punch someone with brittle bone disease...
« on: May 11, 2016, 10:15:36 PM »
no because it was their own skeleton that betrayed them.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else love to drink this?
« on: May 11, 2016, 07:58:51 PM »
the fuck is that?

hand sanitizer?

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The Flood / Re: The Shelby GT500
« on: May 11, 2016, 05:15:37 PM »
in the world

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The Flood / Re: NewFag from B.net here.
« on: May 11, 2016, 02:45:42 PM »
Denied one of my first job applicants today


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The Flood / Re: Any of you ever have a dyson fan?
« on: May 11, 2016, 01:06:15 PM »
What's a fan?

Must b another 1‰ thing I just don't understand

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The Flood / Re: Post here and I'll describe why I hate you
« on: May 11, 2016, 12:57:32 AM »
tbh tho verb the lack of serious behavior is probably serves as counterbalance to the relatively mundane weekdays I find myself in while browsing sep7..


before transferring my behavior to the "real world" on the weekends, when i'm usually never here, I tend to view this place as a dumping ground of whatever the fuck i find humorous at the time. I've found that the urge of serious expression diminishes after a certain level/breed of community recognition and with the advent of a smaller community discord group chat which imo is a bit more tailored to my kind of user interaction... this place becomes a bit more trivial.

as for the other stuff.. i gotto go to bed so maybe in the morn

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The Flood / Re: Post here and I'll describe why I hate you
« on: May 11, 2016, 12:24:56 AM »
do it you diseased cock
Sometimes I wonder if you're capable of taking anything seriously. It doesn't seem like anything matters to you. The whole country could be burning to the ground--your family could all be dying of cancer--and you would be posting memes about it on the Internet. I find that your wit is wasted on this website, but you can be rather vexatious at times.

And I think you know it, too. That's the worst part.

lol what the fuck are you talking about?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I189PiIkWI

did you seriously just copy the chord progression of this heavy metel masterpiece?

YouTube


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The Flood / Re: My life has taken a turn
« on: May 10, 2016, 11:07:12 PM »
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I am heading to Uganda next year and I feel happy


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The Flood / Re: Post here and I will give my opinion of you....
« on: May 10, 2016, 10:51:14 PM »
AHHH


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Do it then bitch


HAHA FUCK YOURSELF YOU PLANET FITNESS FUCKBAG





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EHYO

looks like a dick and some scrotum tbh

honestly have no idea

You are still mine and my girlfriends favorite member. I've almost crashed, spilled/spit out water on so many occasions because of you

to know I've touched a couple so far away warms my heart.

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The Flood / Re: Post here and I'll describe why I hate you
« on: May 10, 2016, 10:33:40 PM »
do it you diseased cock

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EHYO

looks like a dick and some scrotum tbh

honestly have no idea

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls 3 video review
« on: May 10, 2016, 10:22:38 PM »
good shit fem


you have a voice for YouTube.

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The Flood / Re: Post in this thread for mre to judge you
« on: May 10, 2016, 05:01:56 PM »
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At first I thought you were actually pretty nice, but after seeing what you did to that girl, you are fucking savage, you're a monster. You put words in other people's mouth on here, you love to stir up shit because it amuses you. You are pretty irrational and lack any empathy.

What the fuck deci? Why would you say something like this about me in public Deci? What are you doing deci? You are making me VERY MAD Deci

How do I become a man of compassion and empathy Deci? I have this nagging desire to just shoot my load of bullets into some homeless man's damp mouth and I fear I can't escape my infatuation with death and destruction

I feel like I'm loosing control Deci. How do I live a rational life?

lol.

Well for one I wouldn't have said the shit you said to that girl. I'm over emotionally driven so...

Yea but we had loving intercourse in a movie  theater after a fancy dinner at Olive Garden like 20 min after I sent those texts

This is exactly what I'm talking about. Saying shit about me that isn't even true. You sure you're not related to Psycho Dad?


I don't know what fantasy you're living in deci, but I was talking about Rebecca or whatever the fuck her name was.. Not you.

We had a wonderful time, and when she looked like she was having a bad time I just told her to put her chin up and smile more for me. We both had a great time 

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The Flood / Re: Post in this thread for me to judge you
« on: May 10, 2016, 04:59:59 PM »
Deci, that was pretty unnecessary what you said to Joceph.

Also my machinimas are only IRONIC, like a prank bro.

Hey, its a thread where I'm blunt. If he didn't want any of that, he should have not posted. Also, if that was the intent to be cringeworthy with the machinimas, then you succeeded well in that department.

Why the fuck are you speaking to Fed like that? Why can't you just respect his art. Stop with the unnecessary criticism all art is objectively subjective and you really have no right in saying what is right and what is wrong in regards to the nature of the subjectve artpiece by the artist.

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The Flood / Re: Post in this thread for mre to judge you
« on: May 10, 2016, 04:56:51 PM »
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At first I thought you were actually pretty nice, but after seeing what you did to that girl, you are fucking savage, you're a monster. You put words in other people's mouth on here, you love to stir up shit because it amuses you. You are pretty irrational and lack any empathy.

What the fuck deci? Why would you say something like this about me in public Deci? What are you doing deci? You are making me VERY MAD Deci

How do I become a man of compassion and empathy Deci? I have this nagging desire to just shoot my load of bullets into some homeless man's damp mouth and I fear I can't escape my infatuation with death and destruction

I feel like I'm loosing control Deci. How do I live a rational life?

lol.

Well for one I wouldn't have said the shit you said to that girl. I'm over emotionally driven so...

Yea but we had loving intercourse in a movie  theater after a fancy dinner at Olive Garden like 20 min after I sent those texts 

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The Flood / Re: Post in this thread for mre to judge you
« on: May 10, 2016, 04:52:58 PM »
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At first I thought you were actually pretty nice, but after seeing what you did to that girl, you are fucking savage, you're a monster. You put words in other people's mouth on here, you love to stir up shit because it amuses you. You are pretty irrational and lack any empathy.

What the fuck deci? Why would you say something like this about me in public Deci? What are you doing deci? You are making me VERY MAD Deci

How do I become a man of compassion and empathy Deci? I have this nagging desire to just shoot my load of bullets into some homeless man's damp mouth and I fear I can't escape my infatuation with death and destruction

I feel like I'm loosing control Deci. How do I live a rational life?

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