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3541
« on: July 16, 2015, 01:20:00 AM »
I'm starting my own podcast who wants in?
3542
« on: July 16, 2015, 01:07:35 AM »
Yup
Ah, this reminds me of the days I would tell my dug to tell me the secrets of life and he'd just stare at me for hours
Many a fellow dug worshiper has been in your predicament. One such interpretation of this scenario could be that the dug had already given you an answer. These holy creatures spend their short earthly lives without the means to communicate with thier human companions, separated between two planes of divine and mortal consciousness, bridging the gap through simple and profound means. Why was the dug staring at you? Because this earthly conduit of our Lord recognizes that you create the secrets of life. Through a mind isolated from dugs beatific creation, humanity makes sense of the world through question. Those it cannot reason fall into the category of mysteries and secrets that, in time, through supposed human ingenuity will be unraveled. Every human is plagued at birth with the need to fabricate problems who's sole purpose is the need to be solved. Your dug stares within you not in blissful ignorance but in silent recognition of a creature discontent with it's simple reality. For a true dug does not question his existence but observes it, to find the answer never needed to be questioned. -verse 5, dug 3
3543
« on: July 15, 2015, 11:52:09 PM »
Lol verb loves it.
Soon we'll be getting a moment by moment thread when he caves into cocaine.
What part are u up to BTW?
halfway through root kanal
there was this part where i almost screwed myself when i quick-saved in a tight spot
but i made it out
with my skills
then there was a part where i was trying to go through a door, but i kept getting caught on something, and i suffered a couple of deaths because of it--i hope that's not gonna be a recurring theme
gonna take a break for now
Mmm alot of barnacles in one part. Use the barrels
3544
« on: July 15, 2015, 11:33:35 PM »
Yup
3545
« on: July 15, 2015, 11:29:59 PM »
Lol verb loves it.
Soon we'll be getting a moment by moment thread when he caves into cocaine.
What part are u up to BTW?
3546
« on: July 15, 2015, 11:13:42 PM »
Where is Bernie Sanders?
3547
« on: July 15, 2015, 05:51:53 PM »
And 
3548
« on: July 15, 2015, 05:50:55 PM »
Where is  ?
3549
« on: July 15, 2015, 12:44:09 PM »
It's how I was conceived in a trash can
3550
« on: July 15, 2015, 12:41:11 PM »
Animen is honestly disgustinguan
3551
« on: July 15, 2015, 12:38:26 PM »
7 years ago, heaven received a beautiful angle named Santa prisca Maria Dominga peola IV. She was working in the local dennies when a man came in demanding all the maple syrup in the eatablishment. The brave young woman would not give into such threats as her beautiful Catholic mother instilled in her true Latino qualities of fearlessness in the face of rape. She took all the bottles of aunt Jemima and hid them in the backroom, standing in front of the gunman while singing the hyms of the church aloud.
Good bless her soul.
3552
« on: July 15, 2015, 12:30:42 PM »
Reminds me of the time my mother died on Christmas day near the Santa Maria esmaleralda missionary church of Jesus H Christ. Everyday I walk the streets and draw the chalk outline of her body onto the sidewalks. I also received a tattoo portrait of her on my face so people can remember that I am a part of my mother. One day all of my family and my cuisines will go and see her again in spain.
3553
« on: July 15, 2015, 12:19:50 PM »
Breakfast of poverty
3554
« on: July 15, 2015, 12:02:26 PM »
Dafek is this mickey mouse bullshit?
3555
« on: July 15, 2015, 08:26:24 AM »
3556
« on: July 14, 2015, 11:11:26 PM »
Damaged
Triggered
I prefer this adaptation
3557
« on: July 14, 2015, 11:05:21 PM »
Damaged
Triggered
3558
« on: July 14, 2015, 11:00:25 PM »
Damaged
3559
« on: July 14, 2015, 10:53:12 PM »
But what of my sextape?
I'm still working on them please be patient <3
Kk
3560
« on: July 14, 2015, 10:52:19 PM »
sh*tposts.
You don't have to do this here
I don't know why I do it anymore, I sometimes do it, sometimes I don't.
Break the shackles. Unleash your inner libertarian. Personal liberty above all. Scream my name across the room. SHIT
3561
« on: July 14, 2015, 10:49:27 PM »
But what of my sextape?
3562
« on: July 14, 2015, 10:48:16 PM »
sh*tposts. You don't have to do this here
3563
« on: July 14, 2015, 10:44:33 PM »
Saw this one series called roots, a real comedy act that one.
3564
« on: July 14, 2015, 10:41:08 PM »
Fun fact: the stormcloaks in skyrim are truly the best choice in the civil war quest line because CHIM
3565
« on: July 14, 2015, 10:34:00 PM »
My avatar dug
Please post larger photo in reply b/c on mobile it is tiny... And I will
3566
« on: July 14, 2015, 09:29:01 PM »
a nun an astronaut and a hairdryer
How did you acquire my sextape?
fork on the left
Ok
3567
« on: July 14, 2015, 09:27:27 PM »
a nun an astronaut and a hairdryer
How did you acquire my sextape?
3568
« on: July 14, 2015, 09:25:40 PM »
My avatar dug
3569
« on: July 14, 2015, 07:58:53 PM »
Does electroshock therapy really work or did I buy this collar for nothing?
3570
« on: July 14, 2015, 07:42:34 PM »
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