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3511
« on: July 19, 2015, 12:12:15 AM »
Come come now
3512
« on: July 18, 2015, 02:55:16 PM »
Just make an edible deli toothpick so I don't have to scratch my throat every time I swallow one.
3513
« on: July 17, 2015, 09:35:47 PM »
Where the fuck is that? The Adirondacks?
3514
« on: July 17, 2015, 05:51:21 PM »
You sign the papers right now you work for me
3515
« on: July 17, 2015, 10:29:55 AM »
Where is
 ?
Did you get this from weknowmemes.edu?
3516
« on: July 17, 2015, 09:36:53 AM »
Can you change ur avatar back to Charlie?
What, you don't like Phoenix?
Charlie is a better lawyer
3517
« on: July 17, 2015, 09:33:06 AM »
Reminds me of the time I had to take apart my grandparents
dafuq
Can you change ur avatar back to Charlie?
3518
« on: July 17, 2015, 09:26:14 AM »
Yea its fun
Reminds me of the time I had to take apart my grandparents
3519
« on: July 17, 2015, 01:04:48 AM »
Not to nitpick, but it's Batman v Superman, not Vs.
The theatrical and novel adaptations are entitled Batman x Superman
3520
« on: July 16, 2015, 10:52:56 PM »
Why I trudged through like 150 episodes of that shit is beyond me.
LOL WHAT THE FuCK
The episodes are like 15 minutes long and I usually would put it up in a different window while doing other stuff like homework. My girlfriend at the time really liked it, and it was pretty popular. 150 is probably an exaggeration, and it was kind of fun, but it really is just a terrible show.
Let me tell you how the world works:
Anime is garbage
I used to think that, but there are more than a few series that aren't terrible voice actors doing nonsensical shit with terrible animation.
Fullmetal Alchemist
Baccano!
Cowboy Bebop
Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet
Attack on Titan (meh)
Eden of the East
Death Note (first half)
Getting srs for a min, I've actually never attempted to watch anime seriosuly. I Czech some of these out and get back to you. It's just something about the style itself that turns me away from it.
3521
« on: July 16, 2015, 10:04:37 PM »
Why I trudged through like 150 episodes of that shit is beyond me.
LOL WHAT THE FuCK
The episodes are like 15 minutes long and I usually would put it up in a different window while doing other stuff like homework. My girlfriend at the time really liked it, and it was pretty popular. 150 is probably an exaggeration, and it was kind of fun, but it really is just a terrible show.
Let me tell you how the world works: Anime is garbage
3522
« on: July 16, 2015, 10:03:12 PM »
Did you see him in the bathroom with your microscope?
3523
« on: July 16, 2015, 10:02:31 PM »
How hot is the fire?
3524
« on: July 16, 2015, 10:00:24 PM »
3525
« on: July 16, 2015, 09:59:12 PM »
Why I trudged through like 150 episodes of that shit is beyond me.
LOL WHAT THE FuCK
3526
« on: July 16, 2015, 07:23:06 PM »
Yup
Ah, this reminds me of the days I would tell my dug to tell me the secrets of life and he'd just stare at me for hours
Many a fellow dug worshiper has been in your predicament. One such interpretation of this scenario could be that the dug had already given you an answer.
These holy creatures spend their short earthly lives without the means to communicate with thier human companions, separated between two planes of divine and mortal consciousness, bridging the gap through simple and profound means.
Why was the dug staring at you? Because this earthly conduit of our Lord recognizes that you create the secrets of life. Through a mind isolated from dugs beatific creation, humanity makes sense of the world through question. Those it cannot reason fall into the category of mysteries and secrets that, in time, through supposed human ingenuity will be unraveled.
Every human is plagued at birth with the need to fabricate problems who's sole purpose is the need to be solved. Your dug stares within you not in blissful ignorance but in silent recognition of a creature discontent with it's simple reality.
For a true dug does not question his existence but observes it, to find the answer never needed to be questioned.
-verse 5, dug 3
Please relay me wisdom from our Lord and savior Dug.
How does one reach their final form?
Is it possible for a mortal?
Does it come when Lord Dug saves us all?
Fooken shit, I just wrote a book addressing this and accidentally exited out of the tab
3527
« on: July 16, 2015, 05:47:57 PM »
No, most people I know aren't that retarded
3528
« on: July 16, 2015, 05:41:58 PM »
Oh my fuck
This is just disgusting
For some reason I just can't dislike Volbeat.... even if I never want to hear Hangman's Body Count again.
This is just my motherfucking jam, yo.
Yea I know the feeling.
3529
« on: July 16, 2015, 05:29:08 PM »
Oh my fuck This is just disgusting
3530
« on: July 16, 2015, 05:16:34 PM »
Volbeat
3531
« on: July 16, 2015, 01:02:53 PM »
Obama hamming it up, he knew the baby would stop crying as soon as he held her. He knows he has the Midas touch. All he said was "come on baby come on". He's not playing fair, because a supreme being walks along side of him, its the Holy Spirit. Few people have it, he never walks alone and no harm will ever come to him or those around him. The reactions of everyone here is simply priceless.
3533
« on: July 16, 2015, 10:28:32 AM »
3534
« on: July 16, 2015, 10:23:08 AM »
Have you not seen this test I took on the internet? 
3535
« on: July 16, 2015, 02:01:58 AM »
Build the wall, kill them all.
3536
« on: July 16, 2015, 01:52:27 AM »
It's the mute system for this site.
But how does it work?
I can still see people I've put on my Ignore list posts.
It should spoiler their posts.
Should we go to bed?
3537
« on: July 16, 2015, 01:47:26 AM »
Idk man, seems a bit pricey
3538
« on: July 16, 2015, 01:42:24 AM »
Time to initiate the Mcbonald ultimatum 
3539
« on: July 16, 2015, 01:36:23 AM »
Yup
Ah, this reminds me of the days I would tell my dug to tell me the secrets of life and he'd just stare at me for hours
Many a fellow dug worshiper has been in your predicament. One such interpretation of this scenario could be that the dug had already given you an answer.
These holy creatures spend their short earthly lives without the means to communicate with thier human companions, separated between two planes of divine and mortal consciousness, bridging the gap through simple and profound means.
Why was the dug staring at you? Because this earthly conduit of our Lord recognizes that you create the secrets of life. Through a mind isolated from dugs beatific creation, humanity makes sense of the world through question. Those it cannot reason fall into the category of mysteries and secrets that, in time, through supposed human ingenuity will be unraveled.
Every human is plagued at birth with the need to fabricate problems who's sole purpose is the need to be solved. Your dug stares within you not in blissful ignorance but in silent recognition of a creature discontent with it's simple reality.
For a true dug does not question his existence but observes it, to find the answer never needed to be questioned.
-verse 5, dug 3
Thank you great one who speaks for dug
Just hacking your neural network, son. 
3540
« on: July 16, 2015, 01:26:06 AM »
I'm starting my own podcast who wants in?
you know it
Fuck yes, what are we gonna call it?
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