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The Flood / Re: Quitting Smoking Cigarettes
« on: August 03, 2015, 12:49:21 PM »
who doesn't love sucking off a pack of fags?

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The Flood / Re: Hey, Flood Friends.
« on: August 03, 2015, 09:45:23 AM »
Australia isn't allowed to have snow

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The Flood / Re: Compilation of Camnator getting rekt.
« on: August 03, 2015, 08:49:27 AM »
he did the right thing, only he was the first of his kind back in the days, and that's what initially shocked the court room system to its foundations, but still encouraged in her habitual fraudulent behavior, the judge followed through as usual, but with many more others following in his footsteps, it will bring them to a tipping point, where the whole corrupt court system will fall apart and they will leave us alone.
Don't ever identify with the name on your birth certificate, it's a dead fictional character and you can never be a government employee. Just say that you are the living beneficiary of your trust fund and appoint the judge as the trustee administering the fund name on your fraudulent birth certificate, you request that the judge do their job, discharge and dismiss the case, let all fines and taxes be paid off, restore the order, declare yourself free from anything, declare yourself holy again at once, collapse the fund and close the case. Court adjourned, case closed.

I do not detained

am I being consent?

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The Flood / Re: daily reminder that arky is indeed dead
« on: August 03, 2015, 12:24:12 AM »
That's why we rember him on AnArky weekends

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I live by a bunch of movie stars, that's about it.

what the fuck was that edit?

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The Flood / I live 30 mins away from musician Mac Demarco's house.
« on: August 02, 2015, 08:25:18 PM »
if/when the m8s and I visit him, this will be the thread documenting the robbery. 



do you live near any notable people?

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The Flood / Re: Post good people
« on: August 02, 2015, 03:34:23 PM »


Spoiler
Just kidding Ghandi was a cunt

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The Flood / Re: anyone have an arsenal vs chelsea stream??
« on: August 02, 2015, 03:16:29 PM »
What is this a porno?

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The Flood / Re: iTT: jobs
« on: August 02, 2015, 03:05:42 PM »
never had one

and i don't want one
at all

but i have to get one at some point anyway

fuck my life

at what age do you suspect you'll become a strung-out homeless vagrant slurping rubbish off the streets after you realize that your welfare checks are wasting government potential to maintain your shell of an existence

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Serious / Re: OH FUCK PLANTS HAVE A SOUL
« on: August 01, 2015, 03:10:55 PM »
Cum on goys.... We were supposed to discuss evolutionary similarities between plants and animals.

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The Flood / Re: lmfao
« on: July 31, 2015, 11:47:19 PM »
True story, I saw this kid jacking it in the theater while watching the internship
VINCE FUCKING VAUGHN?

The nigga himself


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The Flood / Re: lmfao
« on: July 31, 2015, 11:43:26 PM »
True story, I saw this kid jacking it in the theater while watching the internship

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Serious / Re: OH FUCK PLANTS HAVE A SOUL
« on: July 31, 2015, 10:04:36 PM »
plants have systems similar to animals in order to stay alive.

They really don't, though. They share a common chemical with animals and use it in a similar capacity, which is not at all uncommon. Saying they have similar systems is like claiming a unicycle is similar to a Lamborghini because they roll on wheels.


that's what i'm trying to imply.

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Serious / Re: OH FUCK PLANTS HAVE A SOUL
« on: July 31, 2015, 10:01:42 PM »
We can still eat mushrooms

well of course


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Serious / Re: OH FUCK PLANTS HAVE A SOUL
« on: July 31, 2015, 09:58:44 PM »
does a plant suffer? not in a traditional sense
There you go.

you are morally superior to a Venus Flytrap

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Serious / Re: OH FUCK PLANTS HAVE A SOUL
« on: July 31, 2015, 09:48:40 PM »
So veganism is equally immoral?

depends on how far your morals go.

plants are unarguably alive

plants have systems similar to animals in order to stay alive.

when you eat a plant, your killing something.

does a plant suffer? not in a traditional sense, but they aren't just food. they actively combat death 

 

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Serious / Re: OH FUCK PLANTS HAVE A SOUL
« on: July 31, 2015, 09:40:03 PM »
inb4 5 page vegan argument.

Animals Have Rights



The Right To Be Delicious

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Serious / OH FUCK PLANTS HAVE A SOUL
« on: July 31, 2015, 09:13:43 PM »
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/07/30/plants-send-out-stress-signals-just-like-animals-scientists-find/

basically the neurotransmitter compound gamma-aminobutyric acid is present in both plants and animals n shit.

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The Flood / Re: (mastur)Bates Motel is actually pretty good
« on: July 31, 2015, 08:51:43 PM »
fucking exposed



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The Flood / Re: (mastur)Bates Motel is actually pretty good
« on: July 31, 2015, 08:34:55 PM »
Vince Vaughn looks like a diseased pastry

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The Flood / Re: shits be dank, yo
« on: July 31, 2015, 05:31:08 PM »
 Well alphy and arky were the same user so

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The Flood / Re: I think I've out done myself tbh lads.
« on: July 31, 2015, 01:33:29 PM »
You will never exceed the standard of badoo

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The Flood / Re: I'm doing this a bit ahead of time here
« on: July 31, 2015, 01:54:06 AM »
Do they at least give you food?

Of course they do. They set up mobile camps. The red cross is up there supplying food and bunks/tents and medical aid and all that shit. You get dropped off back at camp at the end of the day by a chopper and get picked up in the morning to fly farther out because there's no roads that far north.

Oh shit, that actually sounds kinda fun

You meat any cool pebbles?

Not really, no. It's hard to socialize when you literally wake up, eat as fast as you can, gear up, get in the chopper, and head out. You come back at the end of the day, eat, remove gear, sleep, rinse and repeat.

That sucks


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The Flood / Re: .
« on: July 31, 2015, 01:51:57 AM »
Deci, can you change your username to Almondeep?

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The Flood / Re: I'm doing this a bit ahead of time here
« on: July 31, 2015, 01:50:44 AM »
Do they at least give you food?

Of course they do. They set up mobile camps. The red cross is up there supplying food and bunks/tents and medical aid and all that shit. You get dropped off back at camp at the end of the day by a chopper and get picked up in the morning to fly farther out because there's no roads that far north.

Oh shit, that actually sounds kinda fun

You meat any cool pebbles?

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The Flood / Re: I'm doing this a bit ahead of time here
« on: July 31, 2015, 01:41:48 AM »
Ur not getting paid for this spooky shit?

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The Flood / Re: Leaving tomorrow for Louisiana
« on: July 30, 2015, 11:41:24 PM »
Bring a banjo and anal condoms

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The Flood / Re: Since Cheat has proven himself incompetant
« on: July 30, 2015, 11:39:30 PM »
Quote
you've already proved your incompetence

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