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The Flood / Re: NSFW thread
« on: August 16, 2015, 07:11:12 PM »
[spoilerNSFW]man and machien become one [/spoiler]

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The Flood / Re: NSFW thread
« on: August 16, 2015, 07:08:41 PM »
NSFW
the next generation has arrived

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The Flood / Re: NSFW thread
« on: August 16, 2015, 07:07:27 PM »
NSFW
like father like son

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The Flood / Re: NSFW thread
« on: August 16, 2015, 07:05:36 PM »
NSFW
Xman ORIGINS

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The Flood / Re: NSFW thread
« on: August 16, 2015, 07:03:59 PM »
NSFW
isn't that fucking cute?

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The Flood / Re: NSFW thread
« on: August 16, 2015, 07:01:16 PM »
NSFW
mirical of life

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The Flood / Re: NSFW thread
« on: August 16, 2015, 06:59:13 PM »
NSFW
this shit needs to be raped by Andy Warhol

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The Flood / NSFW thread
« on: August 16, 2015, 06:57:35 PM »
NSFW


Spoiler
what foods do you like that noone else likes?

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Gaming / Re: Download MY FREE MOBILe GAME
« on: August 16, 2015, 02:40:53 PM »
Dude I want my trial back

Oh fuck


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The Flood / Re: Finally quit my job today
« on: August 16, 2015, 01:54:55 PM »
YouTube blogging about the benefits of Anti-Natalism.
that's certainly an idea

relying on youtube for an income, though, is obviously a bold undertaking

What if you set aside the trademark impatience and made the world's first accessible antinatalism vid less than 10 min long

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The Flood / Re: Finally quit my job today
« on: August 16, 2015, 01:42:51 PM »
Edit: it is
well then

we all know the risk factors involved with sex

people don't generally enjoy watching people have protected sex

They can't see the pill
STDs m8

Yea but, there are ways to avoid dat shit.


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The Flood / Re: Finally quit my job today
« on: August 16, 2015, 01:38:27 PM »
Edit: it is
well then

we all know the risk factors involved with sex

people don't generally enjoy watching people have protected sex

They can't see the pill

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The Flood / Re: Finally quit my job today
« on: August 16, 2015, 01:31:55 PM »
Freelance porn star
is that a thing
Popular amateurs might count.
I don't know if those people make money though.
I don't know how pornstars make money, either.


http://www.quora.com/How-much-do-top-porn-stars-make

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The Flood / Re: Finally quit my job today
« on: August 16, 2015, 01:27:33 PM »
Freelance porn star
is that a thing

With your help it will be.



Edit: it is

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The Flood / Re: Finally quit my job today
« on: August 16, 2015, 01:25:32 PM »
fuck jobs in general

name one good job

ONE


Freelance porn star

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Gaming / Re: Download MY FREE MOBILe GAME
« on: August 16, 2015, 01:24:19 PM »
Fuck you FAGGBAG!!!!

DOWNLOD THE FREE MOViL GAME

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Quote
but women are just psychopaths and I am actually the good guy.

Oh ok, had me worried there for a sec.

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Gaming / Download MY FREE MOBILe GAME
« on: August 16, 2015, 01:00:28 PM »
I've been working on this for over the past year and people seem to love it, I've gotten a hefty sum of cash from my efforts as well hope you enjoy my mobile game. It offers an expansive multilayered story and open world game play with an exciting plot and upgrade system.

Download on your device

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.dinosaurhunter.survivalgame&hl=en&referrer=utm_source%3Dgoogle%26utm_medium%3Dorganic%26utm_term%3Ddinosaur+hunter+free+mobile+game&pcampaignid=APPU_1_y8vQVZnnDsif-gGI3pD4Bw

Official game description

Go go go! You are walking in a incredible and huge Jurassic rain-forest full of dangers, where your mission is to stay alive. In this exciting game only one winner, you or your enemies - ruthless bloodthirsty dinosaurs.
In this epic game the dinosaurs are not extinct. These dinosaurs are as real. Become a ultimate dinosaur hunter, catch your prey!
Be careful, because not only you are hunting in the forest, but also you are being hunted.
In order to survive in this dangerous and breathtaking terrain, an lush environment, inhabited by the dinosaurs, with each passing level you provided with a new potent weapon. 15 high powered weapons of different types are available: pistol, grenade, machine guns, sniper rifles, submachine guns, light machine guns, carbine, shotguns, flamethrower, grenade launchers, rocket launcher (bazooka). Having a choice of weapons arsenal, your chances of survival increase.
You are a hunter or prey in this exciting dinosaur hunter game? Play and you will find out.
Your mission is to destroy a certain amount of hunting on you prehistoric predators at every level. If you will manage to survive in a fight thanks to your battle skills, then for each completed level you will get more powerful gun in your arsenal.
Hunt and look at the dinosaurs, from small to giant, from herbivores to carnivores, in this fabulous simulation. This outstanding high-end shooting game gives you the wonderful opportunity to explore and dive into the impressive dinosaur adventure, has a great land of the woods with day and night versions, full of different dinosaur species. Many dinos are available. Carnivorous: Tyrannosaurus (T. Rex), Velociraptor (Raptor), Allosaurus, Carnotaurus, Spinosaurus. Herbivorous: Triceratops, Apatosaurus (Brontosaurus), Ankylosaurus, Stegosaurus and Parasaurolophus!
You can run from dinosaurs or attack them. Fire and reload your weapon. Do not stand still, move, at this time the damage done to you by a clash with the dinosaurs will gradually recover. If you need to take rest after active battles, make a pause using pause mode, where you will be completely invisible.
Discover the beautiful location of a wild nature of the age of extinction, hunt and gather your weapons, and try to pass all levels.
In this superior extreme survival game there are 15 levels with increasing difficulty. 15 weapons with increasing power to expand your arsenal. Big dinosaurs that will attack the enemy, which is located on their territory. And they will be quick, deadly and ruthless to you.
Realistic 3D graphics and amazing immersive gameplay are providing a visceral, dramatic experience and are helping you to travel into the astonishing dinosaur world of your dream right on the screen of your mobile device, including your phone and tablet!
During the game, you will enjoy the realistic graphics of the overgrown jungle, including jungle at night, which has a variety of the vegetation, gorgeous blue sky with volumetric clouds, and passing through the bushes you will hear the rustling of the branches and fully immerse into the atmosphere of tropical forest full of dangers.
"Dinosaur Hunter: Survival Game" is a high-quality entertainment game for everyday use, and a free mobile 3D action first person shooter (fps) and the simulator (sim) in high-definition (HD) quality.

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The Flood / Re: whoa, hey guys
« on: August 16, 2015, 11:48:16 AM »

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Gaming / Re: Favorite moments in the Halo games
« on: August 16, 2015, 11:43:28 AM »
When you shoot the gun at the animals with guns

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Gaming / Re: Anyone have a spare Xbox live code?
« on: August 15, 2015, 10:00:46 PM »
You can't get the free games with an XBL trial


Just found this out





Am crying

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The Flood / Re: Well boys and girls, I'm single
« on: August 15, 2015, 09:13:22 PM »
What happened?

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Gaming / Re: Anyone have a spare Xbox live code?
« on: August 15, 2015, 07:40:32 PM »
Well I offered you a 48 hour during Anarchy, but you didn't accept it.

I'd get you a 1 month if money wasn't tight however.

Lol it didn't work.

Thanks though mayn.

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Gaming / Re: Anyone have a spare Xbox live code?
« on: August 15, 2015, 06:26:23 PM »
Do you still need one?

Yea, if you have one could u pls pm
CHECK PMS PHAGGGGOT

should be a 2 week


Christ on the cross thenk you mommy.

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Gaming / Re: Anyone have a spare Xbox live code?
« on: August 15, 2015, 06:21:05 PM »
Do you still need one?

Yea, if you have one could u pls pm

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Gaming / Re: Anyone have a spare Xbox live code?
« on: August 15, 2015, 04:34:36 PM »
A

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The Flood / Re: WOOF! WOOF! ZOOPALS!
« on: August 15, 2015, 03:34:16 PM »
My brother used to Fucking smear ketchup on the gorilla plate and call it the Rwandan genocide
lol no he didn't

You must be an only child or have a sister

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The Flood / Re: WOOF! WOOF! ZOOPALS!
« on: August 15, 2015, 02:48:16 PM »
OH my CHrist I remember those shits.


My brother used to Fucking smear ketchup on the gorilla plate and call it the Rwandan genocide

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The Flood / Re: God Britain is disgusting.
« on: August 15, 2015, 01:45:46 PM »
I can back up Challenger's opinion, the last time I went to Britin I had my wife and 3 kids stolen.

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