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Messages - Jocephalopod

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The Flood / Re: I Had A Bad Day
« on: August 25, 2015, 06:45:41 PM »
Don't kill yourself or any of that shit

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Have I been having urethral sex?

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I thought kids came out of the belly button and that is why we all have belly buttons.
I knew about the vagina but I thought they had sex and peed out of the same hole.

They do....
There's two holes.

Are you saying women don't piss out the twat?

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I thought kids came out of the belly button and that is why we all have belly buttons.
I knew about the vagina but I thought they had sex and peed out of the same hole.

They do....

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The Flood / Re: Poll to add a word censor to Sep7
« on: August 25, 2015, 06:06:38 PM »
Holy Christ on the cross.

NSFW images and links should be in spoilers

And we don't need a word filter

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The Flood / Re: Poll to add a word censor to Sep7
« on: August 25, 2015, 05:34:24 PM »
"Whole career" should be censored to "pineapple"

Whole should be pine

Career should be apple
When I complete my pine course at university my apple will begin.

What subejct are you looking to start a apple in? Hopefully something with a pine lot of money involved

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The Flood / Re: Poll to add a word censor to Sep7
« on: August 25, 2015, 05:29:18 PM »
"Whole career" should be censored to "pineapple"

Whole should be pine

Career should be apple

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The Flood / Re: Poll to add a word censor to Sep7
« on: August 25, 2015, 05:24:14 PM »
Eloel

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Septagon / Re: Profile picture
« on: August 25, 2015, 05:03:01 PM »
Safe for work implies people seeing shit without being triggered or uncomfortable, and since you can't spoiler avatars It should be common fuckong decency not to have some fag image along with every post.

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The Flood / Re: The beehive look
« on: August 25, 2015, 04:07:41 PM »
look at that chick's eyes

i'd put it in her



LØL WHAT?

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The Flood / Re: Everything in life is 50/50
« on: August 25, 2015, 02:02:13 PM »
Yea but, if you do something there is a 100 percent chance it happened so its either 100/100 or 100/5∅

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The Flood / Re: An infinite-sided die is rollled infinite times
« on: August 25, 2015, 01:31:36 PM »
Quote
die

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The Flood / Re: How often do you smoke weed?
« on: August 25, 2015, 12:53:42 PM »
At most? 3 times a month

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The Flood / Re: Fucking airport security man
« on: August 25, 2015, 12:04:36 PM »
Does he have a big cock?

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Best of luck! What aspects of your diet will you be changing?

Emphasis on naked penis

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The Flood / Re: Marc Defranco
« on: August 24, 2015, 07:07:30 PM »
Mac Demarco?

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The Flood / Re: It's National Knife Day
« on: August 24, 2015, 05:42:36 PM »
I didn't think any of you would know about cuntlerylover

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Gaming / Re: Playing as a "vulnerable" Master Chief
« on: August 24, 2015, 01:59:29 AM »
So you want to play as naked master chief hiding from butt rape in a sangheili prison colony?

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The Flood / Re: Found footage of my uncle circa 2011
« on: August 23, 2015, 09:53:56 PM »
So I guess this is what he does for a living

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The Flood / Re: Welp, it finally happened.
« on: August 23, 2015, 05:22:14 PM »
Where you living now?

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The Flood / Found footage of my uncle circa 2011
« on: August 23, 2015, 04:51:44 PM »
I really wish this was a joke, consider this a follow-up to the ongoing investigation of my uncle and his secret life

Original thread: http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=43827.msg853864#msg853864


What the fuck

YouTube





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The Flood / Re: What do you consider your ideal night?
« on: August 23, 2015, 04:03:25 PM »
Sex and similar things


Or doing something constructive with friends.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw your parents don't understand your musical taste
« on: August 22, 2015, 11:11:03 PM »
My mother and I have decided that music is the devil

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The Flood / Re: Well my laptop just crapped out
« on: August 22, 2015, 11:06:20 PM »
Wut kind?

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The Flood / Re: 29 year old wants to do me tomorrow
« on: August 22, 2015, 10:47:10 PM »
Goddamn, I want to see the picture.

It would b like looking in the mirror

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The Flood / Re: Fatcow: shady host or just incompetent?
« on: August 22, 2015, 10:27:06 PM »
Quote
Sincerely,

Chanchalakshi P


You're already fucked

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The Flood / Re: Does anybody else get ASMRs?
« on: August 22, 2015, 09:40:03 PM »
Yea I got it.


Also have it when I don't like something tho

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The Flood / Re: 29 year old wants to do me tomorrow
« on: August 22, 2015, 09:20:26 PM »
Holy fuck, bring some insulin with you

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The Flood / Re: is tom hardy the greatest actor of our generation?
« on: August 22, 2015, 07:29:02 PM »
He was pretty good in monster's inc

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The Flood / Re: Discuss the strangest thing you did as a child
« on: August 22, 2015, 07:01:51 PM »
Whenever someone used to scratch those fucking moving lenticular images I used to go insane

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