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The Flood / Re: In Soviet Russia kittens pet you
« on: August 29, 2015, 06:43:52 PM »
What you didn't see was the transfer of human HIV/AIDs as well as head lice from the scalp to the paw.



These aminals belong in a wild.

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Serious / Re: I wish I existed a hundred years ago.
« on: August 29, 2015, 06:09:59 PM »
A life in the Roman legion might be cool.

3003
The Flood / Re: Why is White Chicks considered a terrible movie?
« on: August 29, 2015, 04:36:03 PM »
Thr majority of films under the comedy genre are completely devoid of comedy

3004
The Flood / Re: Water you listeinigering to?
« on: August 29, 2015, 12:04:26 AM »
This song is insane when you listen to it with headphones
YouTube




Kool, I was never really into ratchet and clank more of a jak and daxter/spyro goy.

Either way., this kinda makes me wanna play it.

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The Flood / Re: Water you listeinigering to?
« on: August 28, 2015, 11:59:06 PM »
YouTube


This is something I'd listen to while taking a studded shit.

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The Flood / Re: Water you listeinigering to?
« on: August 28, 2015, 11:51:40 PM »
The TV series?
lol no

i was listening to this earlier, though

YouTube

(again)

I just can never seem to get thru the whole album

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The Flood / Re: Water you listeinigering to?
« on: August 28, 2015, 11:48:02 PM »

3008
The Flood / Water you listeinigering to?
« on: August 28, 2015, 11:45:41 PM »
Post musik
YouTube

3009
The Flood / Re: so im probably gonna die in my sleep
« on: August 28, 2015, 11:15:20 PM »
It's Øbæmá in disguys

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ITT: Jocephalopod setting people up again and putting words in their mouth.

what?

You heard me brah.

wath do you mean again¿

every night I dream of you in my arms. your warm embrace radiates down my spine, cascading across my thighs while I look you in the eyes as I finish.

whoa man, settle down.

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The Flood / Re: i found secondclass's YT channel
« on: August 28, 2015, 10:33:02 PM »
this guy looks like Liam Neeson's poor clone.



3012
ITT: Jocephalopod setting people up again and putting words in their mouth.

what?

You heard me brah.

wath do you mean again¿

3013
ITT: Jocephalopod setting people up again and putting words in their mouth.

what?

3014
tell that to my dead father.

Good, I'm Glad he's dead.


wtf man

While were on the subject, I killed your father. He asked me to throw him in the river after seeing what you would become

ok seriously, this is uncalled for. 

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tell that to my dead father.

3017
The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: August 28, 2015, 09:36:15 PM »
All Too Easy: A Roman Epic

3018
The Flood / Re: Tribe Meets Other People For The First Time
« on: August 28, 2015, 09:12:43 PM »
this is like when someone in a suit orders the chocolate frozen yogurt in Costco Wholesale

3019
The Flood / Re: I just went to a club
« on: August 28, 2015, 08:58:04 PM »
Club Foot?

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The Flood / Re: Daily Reminder that everything is going to be okay fam
« on: August 28, 2015, 05:42:54 PM »
Life's bretty good, tho. My new-old-stock Kershaw Sapphire came in the mail today.



dam sun, how does the handle feel?

it seems a bit uncomfortable
It feels really nice in hand.
Like a larger Scalion or a more curved Leek.
You don't really noticed those machined steps.

is the blade 440 or AUS8?

have you sharpened it?

i might get one. 

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The Flood / Re: Daily Reminder that everything is going to be okay fam
« on: August 28, 2015, 05:30:25 PM »
Life's bretty good, tho. My new-old-stock Kershaw Sapphire came in the mail today.



dam sun, how does the handle feel?

it seems a bit uncomfortable

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The Flood / Re: R.I.P English (5th century A.D. - 2014 A.D.)
« on: August 28, 2015, 04:58:58 PM »
Ikr, how could they misspell Kunt

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The Flood / Re: Southpaw
« on: August 28, 2015, 04:58:03 PM »
It's about that seal that survived a clubbing, right?

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder that GMOs are literally poison
« on: August 28, 2015, 04:18:04 PM »
tfw you can't escape the GMO dominion


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Serious / Re: How would you help gun control in the U.S.
« on: August 28, 2015, 04:11:38 PM »
hmm, well... I don't think we should outright ban guns, as everyone has the right to defend themselves. Totalitarian takeover aside, we should gravitate the "gun culture" of the us into an educated society that respects the responsibility of owning a firearm.

I'd propose setting up a system sort of like Switzerland's in order to be eligible to buy a firearm, and couple that with the existing precautions. I'd also focus on gang violence and mental illnesses... make it hard for psychos and scumbags to buy guns.



lol i just asked my grandpa on his views, he says to segregate blacks from owning guns and reopen "the nuthouses"


so we're basically in agreement





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The Flood / Re: I can't bear this gif
« on: August 28, 2015, 02:34:36 PM »
We Jews love killing white babies, We give your women medication to kill the little bastard and make big money at the same time, it makes the world go around. FYI your wife is soo fucking ugly when she cries.
It's okay, Broseph.

thanks men.

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The Flood / Re: I can't bear this gif
« on: August 28, 2015, 02:18:06 PM »
We Jews love killing white babies, We give your women medication to kill the little bastard and make big money at the same time, it makes the world go around. FYI your wife is soo fucking ugly when she cries.

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The Flood / Re: watched fight club yesterday
« on: August 28, 2015, 11:28:49 AM »
favorite movie of all time

as for what happened, the author of the book recently made a sequel in comic book form


seems like Tyler is really evil in the book.

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The Flood / Re: watched fight club yesterday
« on: August 28, 2015, 11:23:58 AM »
Decent movie worshiped by edgy kids

yeaa, it was a good movie, I think I would have enjoyed it more if I didn't know of the split personality thing beforehand

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