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2881
« on: September 01, 2015, 07:15:42 PM »
What do you miss most about being a kid? not thinking about the future
2882
« on: September 01, 2015, 07:13:45 PM »
Would you want to know when you'll die? yes
really? it wouldn't weigh down on you?
not really, don't really fear dying in a nonviolent fashion. it would help me plan my life out, set priorities n shit. probably motivate me a bit more as well.
2883
« on: September 01, 2015, 07:11:58 PM »
What countries have traveled to? USA Poland England Germoney New Jersey
2884
« on: September 01, 2015, 07:10:45 PM »
Would you want to know when you'll die? yes
2885
« on: September 01, 2015, 07:09:55 PM »
Do you like to cook? if you don't know how to cook, you are a waste of a person.
2886
« on: September 01, 2015, 07:04:33 PM »
How have you changed since you were younger? \ my naked penis is significantly bigger
2887
« on: September 01, 2015, 07:03:50 PM »
Would you rather be homeless for a year or be in jail for a year? homeless, meat some cool people and do some cool shit.
2888
« on: September 01, 2015, 07:02:49 PM »
Do you prefer cats or dogs? I want a pet badger
2889
« on: September 01, 2015, 06:59:47 PM »
What was the last picture you took on your phone?
dat car
it doesn't work
2890
« on: September 01, 2015, 06:59:15 PM »
What was your favorite children's book? 
2891
« on: September 01, 2015, 06:57:52 PM »
Are you a pessimist or an optimist? verbatim trigger: Realist
2892
« on: September 01, 2015, 06:54:17 PM »
What was the last picture you took on your phone?
2893
« on: September 01, 2015, 06:44:05 PM »
What is the worst movie that you've seen? the day the earth stood still, the remake with keanu reeves
2894
« on: September 01, 2015, 06:41:11 PM »
"Do you have any pets?" no.
2895
« on: September 01, 2015, 06:33:44 PM »
my dogs almost drowned me one time
not even kidding
lol what the fuck happened?
2896
« on: September 01, 2015, 06:28:32 PM »
heza funboi
2897
« on: September 01, 2015, 05:19:32 PM »
I'm genuinely surprised by all the "yes" in this thread.
I've only done it once, when I was little, and my mother told me off for it. So I never did it again.
I know it's not a big deal--it's just... I don't know. It's like table manners.
it's a huge deal, you're wasting massive amounts of water and killing millions. next you'll tell me you don't shit in the shower
2898
« on: September 01, 2015, 05:09:39 PM »
And here I thought that I was the only one.
I don't use cologne though.
do you eat certain foods to make your urine smell pleasant?
My diet consists of bagels and iced tea.
thank you
2899
« on: September 01, 2015, 05:09:20 PM »
I purposefully piss on my legs to keep warm during the winter, I then apply massive amounts of cologne to mask my primal stench
And here I thought that I was the only one.
I don't use cologne though.
do you eat certain foods to make your urine smell pleasant?
urine does smell pleasant.
#dat ammonia
u don't smell the ammonia, ammonia smells like complete shit the urea does the job.
2900
« on: September 01, 2015, 05:05:20 PM »
I purposefully piss on my legs to keep warm during the winter, I then apply massive amounts of cologne to mask my primal stench
And here I thought that I was the only one.
I don't use cologne though.
do you eat certain foods to make your urine smell pleasant?
2901
« on: September 01, 2015, 04:21:11 PM »
Nope. Depression doesn't help either.
you should exercise, helps get you out of depression
2902
« on: September 01, 2015, 04:20:29 PM »
I only drink milk water and alcohol
2903
« on: September 01, 2015, 04:19:48 PM »
I purposefully piss on my legs to keep warm during the winter, I then apply massive amounts of cologne to mask my primal stench
2904
« on: September 01, 2015, 03:45:37 PM »
>drinking Ethiopian shit water
2905
« on: September 01, 2015, 03:44:22 PM »
are parody threads against the rules?
alot of those threads were kinda original
especially my fucking duck one.
2906
« on: September 01, 2015, 02:24:21 PM »
2908
« on: September 01, 2015, 01:17:53 PM »
http://www.outdoorlife.com/blogs/master-class/2013/10/how-ducks-see-science-behind-waterfowl-eyesightAccording to Ducks Unlimited, waterfowl can see two to three times farther than humans, thanks to powerful muscles that control the curvature of their corneas and lenses. Ducks and geese don’t see color the way we do. They see reds, greens, yellows, and blues more vibrantly—thanks to their retinas—plus an extra set of cones allows them to see ultraviolet radiation. This gives them exceptional light sensitivity; as a result, shine and glare are the duck hunter’s enemy. Whether it’s a blued shotgun receiver or a pale, exposed face, waterfowl are adept at spotting unnatural reflection.  FUCKING ROASTED
2909
« on: September 01, 2015, 12:35:10 PM »
My god, everyone in there was lame. besides Joe, Kupo, Kitsune, and my nigga Comet.
Asexuality doesn't exist, Cheat, don't let my pulling you into reality make you think bad about a good band. Fucking nigger.
come to the holy land, bring friends
https://plug.dj/thedugplug
pearl jam is good here
Idk, I think Creed is also good there. That's like playing Russian Roulette.
i fuken hate creed sun
I like Creed.
You should fucking kill yourself
Creed is pure garbage
Scott Stapp is the douchebag that we should all strive to be tho.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/scott-stapp-threatened-kill-president-obama-claims-singers-wife-911-call-20141212
2910
« on: September 01, 2015, 12:16:56 PM »
My god, everyone in there was lame. besides Joe, Kupo, Kitsune, and my nigga Comet.
Asexuality doesn't exist, Cheat, don't let my pulling you into reality make you think bad about a good band. Fucking nigger.
come to the holy land, bring friends
https://plug.dj/thedugplug
pearl jam is good here
Idk, I think Creed is also good there. That's like playing Russian Roulette.
i fuken hate creed sun
I like Creed.
ehh their songs hold a nostalgic place in my mind.. I shouldn't say I hate them, i just don't listen to them anymore.
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