I don't know how to play chess, so checkers.

These are your migrants. simple minded but powerful in numbers, if they mingle with the opposing upper class they become extremely dangerous.




These are the gypsy merchants of the game. While they separate themselves monetarily from the minority peasants, thier psyche is all the same. Due to thier elevated position they are able to conduct slimey trickster tactics under a blind eye




The bishop is the bourgeois who identifies with the ghetto comroadery of the pawn rather than the gentry. They'll often jump in after a pawn has been slayed by an opposing high class memeber in an effort to bridge the social gap as to not be targeted themselves (black lives matter).




The rook/castle is probably the most honorable of all the chess pieces. Identifying with neither the nobility or the peasantry rooks maintain thier middle class through straight talk, often letting the opposing migrants kill each other before exposing am economical opening within the upper class.




The king is the de facto ruler of the realm in the public's eyes. An educated and experienced man, the king can relate to all the pieces while still portraying the simple mind of of a pawn.





Although the king is the official ruler,  the Queen has consolidated his ageing control under the guise of a trophy wife. She spares none of the perks of her social position and transcends the patterns of all pieces.


And that's how you stop racism in America

My grandpa has a hole in his chest

Wierd shit

So he truly was a martyr to the cause

Thanks Anthony

MyLifeIsEternalSadnessYouDon'tKnowThePain886

DisNigga5Foot2

Don't you dare erase the teletype

This isn't even my final form.

How did you hold the camera with your legs?

I had to outrun my dog on a farm to stop him from raiding a chicken coop

Quote from: Jocephalopod on September 03, 2015, 11:23:07 PM

My grandpa is the most intelligent person I've ever encountered.

I don't know if I'd call my grandpa "intelligent"—he's wise, and he's witty, but I can't say I've ever had an intellectually stimulating conversation with him before.

What I do know is that he solves practical problems. He's the ultimate handyman. The guy has built houses all by himself. He's incredible at math, and if something is broke, and it was invented before the year 2000, he can fix it.

He's definitely a jack of all trades.

Idk what it is about my gramps... He's devoted his life to being the best he can be at everything. The guy knows a myriad of Martial arts, corrects mistakes mathematicians make in thier own books, and is knowledgable in pretty much every subject. He's taken Ivy level tests in multiple fields without any preparation and aced them... He's also good with his hands as well..

Pretty much the only person that teaches you something every time you speak to them.

It comes at the cost of a pretty bad temper though.


Lol we were actually discussing antinatalism a couple of weeks ago.

My grandpa is the most intelligent person I've ever encountered.

Quote from: Jocephalopod on September 03, 2015, 08:55:10 PM

I am love my son

His chin...




IS HIS NECK

his left eye is satan

all you have to do is drink water until you die. it's really no biggie