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The Flood / Re: logos that you think look nice
« on: September 06, 2015, 08:02:37 PM »

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The Flood / Re: logos that you think look nice
« on: September 06, 2015, 08:01:32 PM »

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The Flood / Re: logos that you think look nice
« on: September 06, 2015, 07:57:22 PM »

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The Flood / Re: logos that you think look nice
« on: September 06, 2015, 07:50:14 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Sword Sundays: Seax
« on: September 06, 2015, 07:43:27 PM »
I honestly want to thank you for threads like this.

I was supposed to make a schedule out of it after the katar one but got kinda lazy. thanks though man, more to come.

 

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The Flood / Re: logos that you think look nice
« on: September 06, 2015, 07:33:56 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Sword Sundays: Seax
« on: September 06, 2015, 07:22:23 PM »
oh shit,


I was denied

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The Flood / Re: Sword Sundays: Seax
« on: September 06, 2015, 07:08:12 PM »
why news


Oh, well my previous one was in news.

 Isn't that where we post all the user created shit

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The Flood / Re: Sword Sundays: Seax
« on: September 06, 2015, 07:02:04 PM »
THANK YOU BEST MON. KUPO

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The Flood / Re: Sword Sundays: Seax (move to news)
« on: September 06, 2015, 06:59:50 PM »
it looks like a proto stretched out bowie knife

some of the modern recreations can look really good

Spoiler
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Sword Sundays: Seax (move to news)
« on: September 06, 2015, 06:53:42 PM »
The seax reminds  me of a messer, just... backwards.

yeaa, good eye. doesn't the messer stem from the falchion, which in turn is similar to the seax?

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The Flood / Re: Text message tone
« on: September 06, 2015, 06:38:38 PM »
i was looking up sounds of a vibrator and I found this weird shit

YouTube

that was oddly very hot


holy fuk this is a thing

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Text message tone
« on: September 06, 2015, 06:27:33 PM »
i was looking up sounds of a vibrator and I found this weird shit

YouTube

that was oddly very hot

ikr, i think we've stumbled upon a new category of porn

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The Flood / Re: Text message tone
« on: September 06, 2015, 06:24:30 PM »
i was looking up sounds of a vibrator and I found this weird shit

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Sword Sundays: Seax (move to news)
« on: September 06, 2015, 06:14:24 PM »
Cool meme

Spoiler

Michele Obama is a really ugly guy

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Serious / Re: Criticising Islam could be made illegal in Quebec
« on: September 06, 2015, 06:01:54 PM »
quebec is an absolute shithole anyway


well, at least Montreal

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The Flood / Sword Sundays: Seax
« on: September 06, 2015, 05:59:55 PM »


Utilized by both the Germanic and Scandinavian peoples of northern Europe, The Seax burgeoned into prominence within the vacuumed remnant of the roman empire. In the absence of legion secured boarders, Germanic tribes generically refereed to as "Saxons" dramatically increased their incursions into the post Roman British isles. Some seizing eastern parts of the island by force, while others allying themselves with the resident Romano-British peoples, this rapid migration between the 4th and 8th centuries consolidated the use of the seax within many cultures, and by the early medieval period (AD500-AD1100) the seax was the most common sidearm of Saxons, Vikings, and.. the filthy fucking Franks alike.


North Korean invasion of Bongland circa 2067


Oftentimes in limbo between knife and sword, the Seax can be classified as a single edged, broad fighting blade with a strong back and wedge shaped cross section. regional variations of the blade include a less pronounced wedge in Frankish and Scandinavian examples. Smaller "pen-knife" examples of the weapon can be as short as 3 in/7.5cm, while the largest variants an upwards of 30 in/76 cm. These larger forms were known as "langseax" by viking spearmen who seemed to favor them over a more costly sword, while the average sized 6in/15cm blade was referred  to as the hanseax. The grip of the knife was often constructed of wood or bone and featured no guard. As with many blades, the seax could be very ornate, inlaid with bronze copper and silver or perhaps the owner's name.


regional variations
small ass seax
larger seax hybrid between handseax and langseax
bigboi
Frankish pattern welded seax


While the longevity and variation of the seax can attest to a utilitarian role, the blade has been historically referenced in combat numerous times. The Tale of Thorstein✡ Rodstroke describes two men dying from fatal stab wounds dealt by a seax, while a saga's account of the Battle of Brávellir recounts Swedish king Harald War-Tooth charging his enemies with a seax in each hand, slaying hordes of foes before falling to a skull shattering axe blow.   

allah akbar


In conclusion, the seax was a blade design that stood the test of time. While classified as a fighting knife, it's relatively cheap construction combined with it's flexible applications ensured this knife's lasting impression in northern Europe.


I leave you with one last bit comparing the seax to the bowie

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Brits can't pronounce 'oh'
« on: September 06, 2015, 05:56:14 PM »

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I've always wanted an ODST sequel/game on sangheilios with some inter species tension (not sex)

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The Flood / Re: I hate working in the hood.
« on: September 06, 2015, 02:37:32 PM »
I'm a hitman on 9geg

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The 7 global banks have ensured her immortality

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The Flood / Re: Do you play any sports?
« on: September 06, 2015, 02:29:31 PM »
Yes.



You going pro?

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What are you doing in Indianapolis deci?

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Deci, you gonna answer my question?

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 06, 2015, 02:14:30 PM »
Fuck it, I might as well too.



Is your real name Chester?

lol no why? Do I look like a Chester?


You look like someone I know minus the facial hair.

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 06, 2015, 02:09:06 PM »
Fuck it, I might as well too.



Is your real name Chester?

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How was your day today deci?

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Gaming / Re: Hey developers
« on: September 06, 2015, 11:09:45 AM »
I want a Starwars/Cabela's Big Game Hunter crossover

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The Flood / Re: My Second Day at University and I Already Hate Orientation
« on: September 06, 2015, 10:52:58 AM »
Why do you hate the orients?

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